Whose Line: MLP

by Harbinger Of Mist

Irish Drinking Song [2]

Welcome back! I know time flies when you have fun, so don't tell me what day it is. At the time we started, my mother's birthday was 3 weeks away. But now let's have a little revisit to one our favourite games -it's not a Hoedown, Blunt. Get back in your chair- Irish Drinking Song! This is for all four of you. Now what I need is an example of an uncommon addiction.

...Porn!!

*chuckles* Not exactly uncommon, but that will work! Let's hear the porn addiction Irish Drinking Song. Take it away, Wing Maid.

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*Music starts*

Ohhhhh hi-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di
I got myself a magazine
And maybe eighteen more
There's a reason I love 'em so much
My life's no longer a bore
I never go back outside
I haven't been to work
I can't even fall asleep
I just love to jerk

Oh hi-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di
This one with Luna's my favourite
"...good for you"
"Can I have one for myself?"
"Hey, I would like one too!"
I have plenty to go around
I need to find a mare
Perhaps the real thing might be better
But I don't care!

Oh hi-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di
I think I might have a problem
No, I must be nuts
I like keeping to myself
Staring at wonderful butts
No, I must fight it!
It may now be an issue
I think for once, I'll leave the house
I ran out of tissue

Oh hi-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di
I really need to find some help
I cannot break the habit
I've tried everything
If all else fails, I'll stab it
...Or maybe not
But I can't do it alone
I knew I needed to rehab
After I shot out a stone

Oh hi-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di

Oh hi-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-diiii-deeee-diiii-deeee-diiiiiiiiiii
*BZZZZTTT!!!*

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*The cast limpers back to their seats with heads bent down; Dull in shame, the others in laughter*

Ahahaha-oooh... Ahaha! Can we canonize that?

We'd better after how I forced the "tissue" rhyme.

That was wonderful imagery.

I didn't have much time to think.

Oh god...

I shouldn't be the last one.

Well... At least it wasn't blood.

*Audience groans*

In the stool! Let me finish!

That's... better... I suppose?

Well... We'll be right back!

Author's Note:

I'm really testing the "teen" rating now, aren't I?
This was something short that popped up in my head at work. This is also the first time I've completed a chapter all in one sitting.

Also, because I'm a shameless hack, have a look at some of my other comedies: 1 2 3 4
Please? I could use the feedback. I felt like putting the popularity of this fic to good use.

Comments

[Europa]

Oh... wow. Talk about pushing it!

This one with Luna's my favourite
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I have plenty to go around.

Of course you do.

[Harbinger Of Mist]

5598786 have you indulged in the author's notes yet? You may be surprised to find that you've read one already.
And like i said, shameless.