Whose Line: MLP

by Harbinger Of Mist

Hoedown [2]

Hey, welcome back! We still have Princess Luna with us! ...For some reason.

I'm having fun. I would like to stay for one more game.

Oh, wonderful! I hope you're willing to do... another HOEDOWN!

What?!

GAAAAAAHHH!!

Oh, calm down, Blunt! You're not even playing!

Huh?

Yeah, take a seat. Her highness here is gonna sing in your place.

Woohoo!

Ooh! We finally get to hear you sing, boss.

*Sigh* What have I gotten myself into?

Just take your spot. Now... what i need from the audience is an unusual reason to visit one of the princesses.

...

YOU'RE HAVING AN AFFAIR!!

You're having an affa-haha! An affair. Thank you very much... Your highness...

Oh, she's asking for it.

Oh, yeah. You all are clear to be as brutal as you wish, in that case.

Can't wait to hear Luna's...

Me neither. Now, Wing Maid, when you're ready, let's hear the "affair with a princess" hoedown.

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*Music starts*

I am seeing a princess - and I'm a lucky guy

She's seeing several others too - but it's still great, I can't lie

I am one of seventeen - and it's more than just a fling

Sorry Shining, but she ain't - the princess of love for nothing

When you date a princess - You can pull a lot of strings

And maybe abuse her magic - among other things

I get so many privileges - let me tell you that

And it all started when we - finished Scenes From A Hat

Dating a princess - is such a grand old time

Her beauty, youth and magic - Oh, it's all mine!

Although I'm starting to think - that I should prob'ly leave her

'Cause Shining doesn't like it when you - b*** his s***** either

I'm dating a princess - My subjects are concerned

They all think it's irrational - When will they learn?

Just take a moment - to sit down and hear her

The only lover I'll need is always - staring me in the mirror

Staring - me - in - the - mirrooooooor!

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HUZZAH! How do like us now?!

Eh... Your sister was always my favourite.

We have more Whose Line coming up in just a moment! Don't go away!

Author's Note:

You know what? I'm gonna dedicate this fic to Europa.
He's obviously the biggest fan, so I say he deserves it.

Comments

[Europa]

Aww, thank you. I'm flattered. The line about Shining being angry for dating his sister was pure gold, and Luna's mirror.

Hmm, if Blueblood is Celestia's nephew, then I think I see where he gets the narcissism from.

[Harbinger Of Mist]

5139260 I thought you were going to go crazy over the first one.

[Opius Malikai]

Good chapter