Whose Line: MLP

by Harbinger Of Mist

Dead Bodies

Author's Note:

You're going to have to use your imaginations here. If you know how this game is played, then you'll know that a lot of assisted movement and physical humour is involved. If I tried to be 100% accurate HERE, it would take a whole paragraph to describe just one or two movements. Ain't nobody got time for that.

But then again, if you are familiar with the game, then it should be no problem for your imaginations to fill in the blanks. Nonetheless, please enjoy.

PS: It's fairly obvious who Star, Dull, and Blunt all represent. But can you make a good guess for Solid?

PPS: I still need suggestions for Scenes From A Hat if you want it soon.

Hello and welcome back to "Whose Line is it Anyway?"! Did everyone get laid in the meantime?!

*Applause and cheering*

Liars! Now...

Lyres? *holds up a lyre*

Where did you get that?

'Twas lost, but now found. *plays random chord and gets it snatched away by a green aura* Ohh... I was getting so good at it.

Anyway... I hope we're all ready for the next game. Because this time... we'll be having a VERY special guest! Everyone please look to the entrance right behind me and give a warm welcome to... Princess Cadence!

*Flies out of entrance, lands on stage and bows all to thunderous applause* Thank you, everypony! It is an honour to be here!

And it is an honour to have you here. Now this game is for Cadence, Solid, Star and Blunt...

Aw! You're making me miss out on this!

A- Solid needs time in the stoplight, and 2- I can't cover your medical bills should you break your back because this game is called... Dead Bodies!

Ooh...

"Ooh" indeed. Now how this game is played is... One of you, by which I mean Solid since he's invariably the strongest by being an earth pony, will have to physically manipulate all the movements and speak all the lines of the other three actors, who will be completely limp and silent. In other words, Solid is playing with pony corpses.

Woah! Now that sounds too dark.

Our audience knows better.

Does Solid?

Haha! Now... Your scene is... Cadence is laying on her bed, coercing her coltfriend Shining, played by Star--

Woohoo!

...And they are about to... uh... let me make it PG-- "make googoo eyes"... until Cadence's father, played by Blunt, bursts through the door. Now, if all our actors are ready...

Hold on! *Trots over to Dull and kisses him on the cheek*

*cheering and wooing*

...Continue.

Alright, get into proper positions... I wish I could've said that in a better way. But when you're ready, take it away.

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Cadence is laying down on her back on top of her bed all exhausted. Star was doing the same in the middle of the floor. Cadence spreads out her legs and beckons Star over. "Oh my Shining Armour in valiant knight! Are you brave enough to carry out an assault on Cadence Keep?" She drops her head and awaits a response.

Star lifts his head and shoulders off the ground and answers, "Yes, sweet cheeks! Just let me ready my battering ram!" He pushes himself up and crawls over to the bed, dragging his hind legs behind him. He climbs on top of her and positions his legs one at a time at the corners.

Cadence spoke up. "I hope you're strong. Because I have thick walls!"

"Don't worry, baby! We're trained to start off with a bang!" Star lifts his flank into the air and prepares a first strike.

They were interrupted by a loud knocking at the door. "What's going on in there?!" Blunt opened up the door and collapsed onto the floor. Star suddenly dropped his flank as Blunt haphazardly stood back up. "Oh dear sweet Celestia! What are you doing?!" He falls back onto the floor.

Cadence lifts and angles her head at Blunt. "Daddy! I keep telling you, my name is Cadence! And it's quite obvious who I'm doing!"

Star gives a nonchalant greeting. "Eeeeyy! How's it hanging, Mr. Cadenza?"

Blunt stands back up and floats over to them. "Don't be asking me questions about your battering ram!" He landed his head on top of Star's back and started to dig and stuff his front hooves under his torso. "I oughtta teach you to touch my daughter!"

"...Give me a moment." Blunt uttered.

It took him a while, but he finally got his front legs under Star into a way he can lift him up and wrestle him to the ground. He began to do so, but struggled to lift his entire body; Star's legs were dangling down to the floor. Blunt twisted them both around and landed them both on the ground with Star on top. "No one is good enough for my daughter! Do you understand, bub?!"

Star responded, "I'm not the first, you know?!"

Cadence rose herself up with her front legs out to the sides. She draped them over the side of the bed toward Star and Blunt and lifted her head. "Daddy! Please! Punish me instead! I made the first move!"

Blunt "magically" slid Star off from on top of him, leaving him spread out and face down on the floor. He leapt back up to all fours and picked up Cadence in his legs. "Very well! You're coming with me!" He started to carry her out, but realized he would have to step over Star to leave the room. "...Over here, actually." He clumsily landed her back on her bed, with him laying criss-cross'd over her stomach and his head over the other side.

Cadence objected. "But Shining has been training so hard so that he could come with me!"

"That's right, Mr. C!" Star wiggled his head to indicate a response. "Royal guard training has really helped me build up my stamina! I'll be able to keep up with her no matter what! ...Your daughter has a wonderful carpet by the way, Mr. Cadenza!" Star started to crack up from his reply.

Blunt lifted his head. "Wait!" He levitated his upper body off from Cadence and landed right next to Star to look him face-to-ear, all without moving his back hooves. "You're a royal guard?!"

"Yessir!" Star turned his head to look him in the eye. "In fact, I'm in line to become captain soon!"

"Oh! Well..." Blunt stood himself back up and strolled back out the room. "Carry on, then!"
BZZZZZZZTTTT!!!

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*Returns to his seat hanging his head in shame as the other three are laughing their lungs out of commission*

Ahahahahaha!! Your highness!... I am SO sorry!

I'm fine! *Snickers* I'm not so sure about my husband, though!

Oh, I'm just aces! Just let me keep resting here for a minute...

If it's any consolation, Princess... I'll give you 5000 points for getting through all that.

Teehee... Thank you! *Returns to seat in the audience*

Hey! I had to do all the lifting!

I should probably be glad I was left out...

Hehehe... We're gonna be a while! We'll be right back! Haha-HAA!

Comments

[Europa]

You know? I can totally see that actually happening to them. I'm dying here!

Suggestion: Sideways Scene?

[Harbinger Of Mist]

5055655 is that for SFAH or a chapter altogether? doing the game itself would be difficult to put into text form since it depends ENTIRELY on physical humour, more so than Dead Bodies.
Yeah, i could have the readers use their imaginations for it, but it takes all the fun out of it for me, 'cause then it would be making a regular scene.

on a sidenote, i was hoping to get more feedback on this chapter. aw well, at least i can always count on you

[Saltyoven]

Scenes from a hat needs to happen sometime. Props probably won't happen

[Harbinger Of Mist]

5059529 SFAH will happen. but i keep telling people that i need suggestions...

[Europa]

5059940 Things you can say about a timberwolf, but not your partner.

If Celestia and Luna were undercover cops.

What the Whose Line cast says in their sleep.

If noble ponies were peanuts.

What Princess Cadance was thinking during Dead Bodies.

[Saltyoven]

5059940 One needs to be a things you can say to your _____, but not your marefriend.
Unlikely Pick-up Lines
What the Royal Sister's do in their personal time
If Daring Do was a soap opera
Strange Times to burst into song.

[Harbinger Of Mist]

5060453 aww... the tried and true "Things you can say about ___, but not your partner" card.

i think i may be able to work with every one of those but the peanut one

[Darth Gonzo]

5060472 Are you going to be asking for suggestions for scenes from a hat?

[Europa]

5065559 He did in the author notes.

[Darth Gonzo]

5065887 Witch chapter because I didn't notice it?

[Europa]

5065917 The latest is chapter 5, at the end of the A/N.

[Darth Gonzo]

Here's a suggestion for Scenes from a Hat. "Apple Bloom tell Spike she's pregnant and he's the father".

[Darth Gonzo]

5065921 Thanks and what do you think of my suggestion?

[Europa]

5066013 Funny in theory, but I don't think a lot can be done with it. It's more a joke in and of itself, rather than something that can set up the actors to make a joke.

[Darth Gonzo]

5066015 What if it was the other way around?

[Harbinger Of Mist]

5066023 hmmm... that scene of yours... might actually work for Hollywood Director...

[Darth Gonzo]

5067330 Is that something from Whose line?

[Harbinger Of Mist]

5067455 yes

[Darth Gonzo]

5067496 The video can't be watch.

[Harbinger Of Mist]

5067505 messed up at first. i got it now

[Darth Gonzo]

5067523 Thanks but I can't watch right now but I will.