Whose Line: MLP

by Harbinger Of Mist

Title Sequence

Hey, welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" What took us so long? Glad you asked. Cue music!

*Music plays*

In the dark of the night, I hear a howl - Star Tooth

The sun is setting, I need a light - Dull Edge

Early afternoon, I need a nap - Blunt Force

At the crack of dawn, I'm blind - Bright Smiles

And cut! That's right. We got a new cast member to exploit.

What happened to Solid?

Not too sure. But two month's hiatus is enough explanation... No need to search my car.

How convenient that you just so happened to get another earth pony as a replacement.

Gotta keep the diversity.

So when will we have a zebra or griffon on the show?

Let's not get carried away. Let's instead move onto a game called "Title Sequence". This is for all four of you. What's going to happen is Star and Bright are going to sing an upbeat theme song to the new hit sitcom that will be acted out by Dull and Blunt. This sitcom has to do with unlikely roommates, so... Can I hear a suggestion of a two unlikely roommates?

*incoherent shouts* Sombra and Octavia!

Okay! I heard Sombra and Octavia.

Does the new guy really have to start with impromptu singing?

You'll get used to it. Now, let's hear the theme song to the new hit show, "Sombra and Octavia"!

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*Music plays*

Coming this summer: Sombra and Octavia!

Well, Octavia was searchin' for a room for rent
When she came to a dark and gloomy apartment
And the place didn't belong to a common folk
'Cause she was greeted by a big black plume of smoke!

But ol' Sombra, He ain't so cruel
That is if you beat 'im at a violin duel
Oh how lucky could she be?
She a got a golden fiddle and a room for free!

Oh Octavia, her life's all set
She's out playing concerts and getting paid
And the dark one is nice and happy
Just stayin' at home bein' the cook and maid

It's Sombraaaa... and Octavia
It's Sombra - They make wonderful music together!
It's Sombraaaa... and Octavia
Oh it's Sombraaaa... and Octaviaaaaaaaa

*BZZZZZTTTT!*

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Very nice!

*Audience cheers*

See?! Singing on the spot isn't that hard.

Just watch me botch a duet.

Well, that's all the time we have for now. We'll be right back!

Author's Note:

*Important Author's Note - Please Read*

After all this time, I give you this dinky little chapter that I did all in one sitting? Yeah, I'm sorry, but I've been lacking motivation lately.

I heard that the 100th episode was originally going to feature a "Devil Went Down to Georgia" kind of number between Sombra and Octavia. Then I started to hum to myself at work...

But anyway. I think a good way to help me get inspired is to actually stick closer to the roots of the show. Which means...
I need YOUR help. You are technically the audience, so you should be getting involved as much as possible. I'm confident in my experience that I can work with the imaginations of others in conjunction with my own.

The next game will be "Superheroes". So leave suggestions in the comments for the name of an unlikely superhero and an odd crisis for him to handle. You can post either or both, and I'll pick and choose whichever I think is funniest. [closed]

If I'm right, this should encourage me work on this fic more often, as well as my other fics once I get the spark fanned.

Lastly, if for some reason I didn't make it obvious; the new guy, Bright Smiles, is in fact my pony version of Chip Esten. Yes, the hot pink member is still a stallion. He just had a bad run-in with a red sock when he went to the laundromat.

Comments

[Sigmacipher]

My suggestion...the Pizza mare and the attack of the Tofu monsters.

[Moon_Fire]

I'd suggest something, but it would be too suggestive.

Instead of doing that, I'll give you something else:

Plate Woman and Sandwich Lad in: Going to the Laundromat.

[AngryPenguin]

Can there be more than one suggestion?

- Gluten-Free Man and the attack of the giant churro
- Cavepony Man and the burning museum
- Clopfic Colt and the children's book-signing (HA)
- The Itchy Mare and the lotion factory flood
- Instagram Buck and the horribly presented food (not good enough for pictures)
- The Amazing Horse and the ruined rodeo (like an actual HORSE)

I've got a million

[Europa]

Sombrero and Octy, I'd watch that.

Hero... hmm. Poor Reception Man (Mare?) trying to stop people from eating at Taco Bell.

[Coolbauch]

My suggestions: The Survey Taker and the disappearance of the green M&M's.
Biscuits & Gravy and being out of anytime minutes.
Ariana Grande and someone's been licking the donuts.

[Nightspawn]

But ol' Sombra, He ain't so cruel That is if you beat 'im at a violin duel Oh how lucky could she be? She a got a golden fiddle and a room for free!

I heard somewhere that There was originally going to be a scene like that in Slice Of Life... May not be true..

[Nightspawn]

Oh Octavia, her life's all set She's out playing concerts and getting paid And the dark one is nice and happy Just stayin' at home bein' the cook and maid

That's Racist...