Whose Line: MLP

by Harbinger Of Mist

Remembrance/Veterans Day Special Part 2: Press Conference

Welcome back. Now before some sort of emergency rises and these guys need to bolt, let's move right into a game called Press Conference. This is for all four of you. Gryphon, if you don't mind, take this pedestal prop out to the right-center portion of the stage. Now in this game, Silvermane is going to be holding a press conference and answering the questions of the other three. However, he does not who he is, and he needs to figure it out through the questions he is being asked.

*Reading card* Oh, god. This shouldn't be that difficult for him.

Well, of course you have to have the old guy answering the questions. There's wisdom is seeing the sh** I saw.

Okay. Now if you're all ready. Take it away.

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[Princess Celestia announcing that Discord has turned her into a stallion] *Blacked out for those who may want to guess for themselves*
Thank you all for coming on such short notice. I know you must have many more important tasks to tend to, but I promise this will be quick. Yes?

Hi, Short Fuse, I bring coffee and doughnuts to the crew at Canterlot Daily. Uhh, how did you feel when you first found out?

Well, I was worried at first. But after looking on the bright side, I felt fairly ecstatic. Yeah?

Jim Phillips, Jim Phillips' Inquirer. How have you been trying to keep this a secret up until now?

A copious amount of bed sheets. You'd be surprised at what they can conceal, especially the fitted ones. Uh, yes?

Tiny Wit, I'm here for a school project. Why did you want to go public with this?

Well, I'm terrible at keeping secrets, honestly. So I figured I should do it like this so that nopony thinks of me as some lousy liar and a snake.

How did the public react before this official announcement?

I have seen looks of bewilderment, confusion and disgust. So I say 'screw 'em!' Yes?

For those who spoke ill of it, would you say you wish for them to... never see the light of day ever again?

That is beneath me. I'm all for free speech. And as I said, screw what they think!

I'm fairly certain I'm not the only pony who would like to know how your sister in particular feels about this development.

Oh, she, on the other hoof, is just as excited as I am. She has found out a whole plethora of opportunities for herself that are just ripe and ready to be exploited... Though, I should probably keep a close eye on her so she doesn't go too far.

Have you noticed some strange goings-on down south?

The south? Ah, it's an endless party down there! It's such great entertainment, really. I couldn't take my eyes off it... Yes sir... It truly is... a wonder. Next question? Please?

How do you expect your student to address you after this change? "Dear... who"?

What are you talking about? I'm still in charge. I say I don't need to change my name. I don't care how strange it'll be for her! Screw her, too!

Surely, such a change is so unusual for the rest of us ponies. We have never seen something like this before, some think it's a little scary. Dare I say it's... chaotic?

You can say that. And you know what? The guy's little prank has back-fired because I'm kinda enjoying it. I'll be sure to have the bastard fix it once I'm tired of it, though.
BZZZZZZTTTT!!

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Alright, you definitely found out now. Silvermane, who are you?

I am Princess Celestia, and Discord has... turned me into a stallion?

Yes! Well done.

Now that I think about it, I can totally envision a male Celestia having your voice.

Hmm! "To my dearest student, Twilight. Be a pal and pick up some jasmine tea for my sister and I."

Alright, we'll be right back with more fun to squeeze out of these guys, don't go away!

Comments

[Jake The Army Guy]

I giggled a bit too loudly at this...

[Europa]

I laughed to hard at 'down south'. Oh my, that's just too good. And that implied princest.