*Punching numbers into a calculator*
Drew, we're on.
I know. They didn't give me enough time to finish this "homework". *Rips off slip of paper at the end* Alright. I finally figured out who has which points: Solid has 21,075 points, Star 18,000, Dull 19,500, and Blunt has 16,714 and 18 23rds.
*Audience laughs and applauds*
I'm glad I'm a fan of arbitrary numbers.
Well, let's move onto a game called "Quick Change". This is for Solid, Dull, and Blunt. They're going to act out a scene as they normally would except whenever Star, holding this microphone decides to say "change" in the middle of the scene, the pony who was just talking has to change what they just said. The scene is... A student -Solid- is struggling to finish his test in school and decides to try and cheat off of his friend -Blunt-. They try to work together, but they are caught by the teacher, played by Dull. So whenever you're ready, take it away.
In Fillydelphia University, or as the students call it - The Big Old F-U, a class was being conducted. The teacher stood in front of the class and addressed them. "Alright, class! Welcome to Weather Control 101!" -Change!- "Welcome to Alchemy Essentials!" -Change!- "Welcome to... Magic For Dummies!" He takes a deep breath. "In this course, you will learn magic so simple, even hornless plebeians such as yourselves could perform them. I am Sir Neighton." -Change!- "I am Mister Leftrot." -Change!- "I am MisSUS Leftrot. Or at least I will be after the surgery."
Solid raises his hoof. "Isn't there a spell for that?"
Dull turns his head and snaps back. "Why do you think I'm only teaching BASIC magic?! This is stuff most fillies learn in kindergarten! Now get ready for a pop quiz. I wanna see what level you're already at. All two of you."
Blunt and Solid frantically take out their supplies. They sit quietly as Dull gives them papers at their desks. Blunt speaks up. "How long do we have?" -Change!- "Is this all multiple choice?" -Change!- "Why are you teaching this stuff at 7:30 in the morning anyway?!"
"Hey! I don't make the rules. Now get to writing." Dull returns to his desk and proceeds to listen to music with his back turned. "What's love got to do..." -Change!- Dull noisily hums along to his music.
Solid taps Blunt on the shoulder to get attention. "Hey. Do you know how horns grow?" -Change!- "What did you get for the first question?" -Change!- "Couldn't you have saved that for outside? You shouldn't have burritos for breakfast anyway."
"Oh calm down." Blunt turns to him slightly annoyed. "I had to get a quick meal somehow."
"A hoof-ful of cereal couldn't have sufficed?" -Change!- "You should have guzzled some milk straight from the jug. That's what I did."
"I can't. I'm not a bachelour like you."
Dull is still unaware of his students chatting away as he continues tuning out. "Do you believe in maaagic?" -Change!- "Oooh, you touch my tralala..."
Solid responds to Blunt's statement. "Oh, I didn't know you had a marefriend."
"Well, we just hooked up last week." Blunt reaches into his pocket. "Wanna see a picture of her?"
Dull turns around to see Blunt passing a sheet of paper or whatnot to Solid. "Hey! No passing notes! Give that to me right now!"
Blunt shows to the picture to Dull. "It's not a note, it's a picture of my marefriend!" -Change!- "It's a picture of my sister!" -Change!- "It's a picture of my dog!" -Change!- "It's a picture of your wife!" -Change! Dammit!- "It's a picture of some spoiled broccoli I found in the supermarket!" -Change!- "It's a picture... of a... sunset I watched in Canterlot." -Change!- Blunt over-enunciates his reply. "It's a picture of Queen Chrysalis in a negligee giving Shining Armour a lap dance!"
Dull walks over to Blunt's desk with intrigue in his eyes.
"Yoink." Solid snatches the photo out of Blunt's hoof and tucks it away for himself.
Free from his trance, Dull refocuses on punishing the two. "Alright, you two. If you're not going to take this class seriously, I'll have to fail you on this test." -Change!- "I'll have to keep you in for an extra ten minutes." -Change!- "I'm gonna call your parents!"
"No, please!" Solid begged. "My mother can't handle hearing about failures!" -Change!- "My mother doesn't even love me, do your worst." -Change!- "My mother is dead! I don't want her slapping me from beyond the grave!"
"My mother didn't even want me taking this course!" Blunt adds in his own defense. -Change!- "My mother didn't even want me to go to college! I'm only here because my grandfather wants me to rub my degree in her face!" -Change!- "You'll never take me alive!" He takes out a pistol and shoots himself in the mouth. He drops dead onto his desk.
BZZZZZTTT!!!
*Audience cheers*
Nicely done! And just so I don't have to do more homework of my own, 2000 points to blunt for that satisfying ending. And I'll give a thousand to Solid if he relinquishes that photo.
Oh I wish it was real.
Please. Have you seen Luna naked? She's wild without her slippers.
And that's all the time we have. Come back for more!
Ha, he was probably imaging all the things to do with that.
Boy, that escalated quickly!
5760938 I'm a little surprised you haven't drawn attention to the "on hiatus" status.
5761054 *shrug* What about it? It's unfortunate for me, yeah, but it's hardly my decision what you write.
5761133 My apologies. Not right for me to assume.
Was anyone else imagining the scenario actually happening, as they read that?
5761362 i try to write them as such. I put them in another location entirely. It's not until the buzzer that they inexplicably end up back on stage.
I feel if i do the scene-based games like that and not as an obvious stage-play, the stories are a bit more genuine, and hopefully the mods don't make me can the story completely.
5763042 Well keep up the amazing work! What you do is absolutely marvelous, darling!
I have always been a huge fan of WLIIA. This right here? This! Sweet Celestia, this is awesome! Keep up the good work! Originality FTW!
5998552 Well surely you have it saved to a playlist. Because I have something big planned this upcoming week.
6000724
Thank you for reminding me! I was laughing so hard i didnt remember to save it! Done, now though!
6002852 i was afraid of coming off as egocentric, but fortunately it was to your benefit as well.