Whose Line: MLP

by Harbinger Of Mist

Let's Make A Date

Welcome back! Now that we have some more time alone, I'd like to do something special...

Uh, I don't wanna get up in any "special" business.

But it'll have to wait until after we do a game called "Let's Make A Date". This is for all four of you. Now Star is going to be appearing on a dating game show, but the contestants he has to choose from are not what you would normally find on these shows. They have been given very unique and strange characteristics supplied by these cards they have never seen before. The object of the game is for Star to ask them questions and guess who they are by the end of the game. So whenever you're ready, take it away.

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*Sassy valley-mare voice* Alright! Bachelour #1! I like never knew what to tell my parents when I got pregnant with my third child, so... On a scale of 1 to 10, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet?

[Gilbert Trotfried receiving a prostate exam] *Squints eyes* Aw geez! First you tell me to turn my head and cough. And now this?! Well, fine. *Gets up, goes to the rear of the stool and leans over* I know this whole schtick: You give me something to distract me while you-- *Squawks parrot-like in shock* OH! There it is! *Makes unpleasant faces and trembles in his hind legs*

I can see you're busy. Bachelour #2! If some other guy were to approach me, how would you become friends with him?

[Seeks warmth in unconventional methods] Brrr... Well... I'd compliment his backpack in hopes of holding it against my own back. Is there a draft in here? *Gets up, lays on the floor and balances the stool on his back with his front legs* Ahhh... That's better.

*Giggles* Bachelour #3!

Yes?! *Eyes shot open widely*

I like to take long walks on the beach, so what's your favourite winter activity?

[Has visions of Drew Carey naked every time he closes his eyes] Visiting my therapist!! Ohhh... This stings. *Squinting and struggling* Mmmm! *Blinks* Gah!! *Blinks multiple times to keep eyes from drying up* Ahhhhh!!! *Props eyes open with feathers of his wings and pants heavily*

Okay then. Bachelour #1! I always like to make New Year's resolutions every Easter, so what are you thankful for?

The fact that we don't have fingers to twiddle around! *Yells and spasms behind his stool* How long is this going to take?!

Well, Bachelour #2. What's love got to do with it?

*Runs over to the neon lights on Drew's desk and presses up against them, sighing in relief*

It's okay, I can wait... *smiles*

*Runs up to an old mare in the front row, lays on the floor and places her purse on his back*

Aw well. Bachelour #3! What would you get us for May Day?

A ludovico device!! *Squints painfully* Ah, it burns! *Blinks and yells* Must keep open... *Cries*
BZZZZZTTT!!!

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Alright, might you have any idea what they may be?

Um, bachelour #1 is Gilbert Trotfried...

Yes, and?

He is being sodomized?

Close enough! It's a prostate exam.

Oh! And bachelour #2 is desperate to get warm.

Yeah, that'll do! He seeks warmth through unconventional methods.

And bachelour #3... REALLY doesn't like blinking.

He has visions whenever he closes his eyes. What do you think he might see?

You in the nude?

How'd you guess?

*Shrugs*

Well, that's all the time we have. We'll be right back!

Author's Note:

I fear I'm starting to lose my touch. Whether I'm losing motivation altogether, or the fact that I have a new main project, I just don't feel like this is going anywhere. I just keep thinking of these games as place holders so the better games feel more special.

I don't know what to do. Maybe actually take viewer suggestions? Actually, let's try that. Next game is "Quick Change", give me a scene involving three of the actors down in the comments.

Comments

[Europa]

Oh man... Bachelour 3... ow.

[Harbinger Of Mist]

5670796 Can I count on you for a scene suggestion? (A/N)

[Europa]

5671002 Forward Rewind?

[Harbinger Of Mist]

5671060 The game I intend to play with Chrysalis. But I'm wondering what kind of a SCENE I could use. Give me a situation that involves 3 characters

[Europa]

5671149 Hmm... taking a test (1) and cheating off of someone (2) and being caught by the teacher (3).

[Harbinger Of Mist]

5671161 that could work... thank you