Whose Line: MLP

by Harbinger Of Mist

Dubbing

Heeeeeello and welcome back! We have our main cast back. Let's get right on to our next game.

We're not special enough to get re-introduced?

Nope. Now let's move onto a game called Dubbing. This is for Solid, Dull, and Blunt. And I am going to go up into the audience to find someone to help us out.

Help? We haven't been gone that long.

Now, I know your name, as does everyone. But for the sake of how the show works, what is your name?

Princess Twilight Sparkle.

*Audience cheers*

Princess Twilight--

Oh, dear lord...

...Please join our three performers.

I smell a conspiracy!

No, that's just the asbestos in the ceiling. Now how this game is played is we are going to have Solid sitting over here beside my desk with this microphone. He is going to provide all the dialogue for Twilight as she interacts with Dull and Blunt, who can speak freely and act out the scene normally. All Twilight has to do is move her lips to Solid's words as the scene progresses.

No one gets to hear my wonderful voice?

It must be preserved and kept special because it is so wonderful.

Awww, thank you.

Now, your scene is... Dull and Blunt are two bickering college roommates arguing over their professor's young and attractive assistant, Twilight, when Dull approaches her in hopes of treating her to dinner after she finishes off a lecture. So whenever you're ready, take it away, your highness.

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Dull and Blunt are sitting adjacent to each other in their classroom, enthralled by their professor's assistant, Twilight, giving the final summary of the lecture. She spoke in a strangely attractive falsetto voice. "...And so in conclusion, according to the multiverse theory, any world that your imagination could muster does in fact exist in some plane." Bell rings. "Study hard!"

Blunt was heading towards the door when he noticed his roommate, Dull, walking up to her.

Dull shifted nervously as he approached her. "So, Uhh... That was a good lecture. You really should be the one teaching all this stuff. I feel like I actually listen and learn for once. I'll be honest, Mr. Crimson is rather boring."

She giggles. "Oh, I agree. All he ever wants to do is sleep over there in his chair. In fact, he's having me grade all the exams later on."

Blunt started to come up from behind Dull as he proposed an idea. "Well, how about when you're done, I treat you to dinner? You deserve it after working so hard."

Blunt finally speaks up. "What do you think you're doing?"

Dull responds, "I'm just trying to be nice friend and give her something to make her job worthwhile."

"Oh, come on! I know what you're trying to do. You really think she'll fall for a colt like you? You're twice her age!"

"Hey! It's not my fault my parents couldn't afford to send me to college! And it took me 30 years to save up the money to get here on my own! I'll be damned if I don't milk every opportunity I have!"

Twilight got between them. "Wait! There's no need to raise your voices." She turns to Dull. "I'd love to take you up on your offer. I'm always so overworked. Anything would be appreciated to help me get away from it all. And I have always loved to go out with older colts to spite my father." She starts to look deep in his eyes. "Oh, I'm starting to feel intoxicated the more I speak with you. I can't help it anymore! Kiss me, you fool!" She immediately wraps her hooves around Dull's head and plants a forceful embrace.

Blunt watches in awe as his friend makes out with Twilight. "Where the hell did that come from?!"

Twilight breaks away nervously. "I-- Uhhh...." She stays silent for moment before suddenly jumping over to Blunt to kiss him as well. She quickly breaks away from him and looks down to the floor in guilt. "I'm-I'm so sorry! I don't know where that came from either. But my, are you a good kisser."

Blunt cracked a smile. "Ah! Well in that case, how about I take you out for dinner?"

"What?!" Dull interjected. "She already said yes to me! We're both hard-working ponies, so I think that makes me the better choice."

"I think she made it obvious that I'm the better kisser."

"Well you can forget about being my friend anymore!"

Twilight breaks them up again. "Stop! I can't stand to get between two friends. If you're going to be like that, then I don't want any part of this!"

Dull tries to talk back. "No, we can work this out!"

"No!" Twilight suddenly turns away and pounces onto the professor who was sleeping in his chair, knocking them over to the ground.

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[Meanwhile, in the studio, Twilight is kissing Star passionately in his toppled over chair. The audience is in hysterics and Drew is having trouble hitting the buzzer from being bent over in laughter.]

...I did NOT make her do that.

Oh god! *Smacks buzzer repeatedly.* No more, please!

*Twilight returns to her seat with her head buried in her wing in both laughter and embarrassment.*

Okay, uh... No more royalty.

What?! *Star sets his chair back up and crawls out from underneath* But that means I'll never go 4 for 4!

And that's a bad thing?

I'd like to reiterate that I only had her kiss Dull. The other two were all her! Princesses be crazy.

At this rate, I'd rather have Discord as a guest. Despite how much fun Celestia would surely have.

I'm almost inclined to agree. Though I shouldn't complain... *Rubs lips*

Well. We'll be right back. Hopefully within one week.

Author's Note:

This took way too long. What is wrong with me? I have all the free time in world; business at my place of work has become so slow I have 4 days off a week. Yet I still have very little motivation to work on my fics?! I've spent most of this time lounging on my bed and watching youtube videos I've already watched several times before. I thought making fanfiction would give me something to do when i'm bored. But now, it somehow feels like a chore. I know what i want to write, I would have and should have had at least two other chapters up by now.

Don't be worried. I'm NOT stopping production of this fic or any of my others. Being a lazy bachelour is going to be a huge detriment altogether, but hopefully I can find a way to make my fics one of the first steps to turning my life around and becoming more proactive. It's all a matter of willpower and not letting my procrastination get the better of me.

Comments

[Europa]

Okay, that was great, especially Twilight pouncing on 'the professor' at the end. Star, you lucky bastard, 3/4 by now. Five out of five mustaches.