Welcome back! I know time flies when you have fun, so don't tell me what day it is. At the time we started, my mother's birthday was 3 weeks away. But now let's have a little revisit to one our favourite games -it's not a Hoedown, Blunt. Get back in your chair- Irish Drinking Song! This is for all four of you. Now what I need is an example of an uncommon addiction.
...Porn!!
*chuckles* Not exactly uncommon, but that will work! Let's hear the porn addiction Irish Drinking Song. Take it away, Wing Maid.
*Music starts*
Ohhhhh hi-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di
I got myself a magazine
And maybe eighteen more
There's a reason I love 'em so much
My life's no longer a bore
I never go back outside
I haven't been to work
I can't even fall asleep
I just love to jerk
Oh hi-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di
This one with Luna's my favourite
"...good for you"
"Can I have one for myself?"
"Hey, I would like one too!"
I have plenty to go around
I need to find a mare
Perhaps the real thing might be better
But I don't care!
Oh hi-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di
I think I might have a problem
No, I must be nuts
I like keeping to myself
Staring at wonderful butts
No, I must fight it!
It may now be an issue
I think for once, I'll leave the house
I ran out of tissue
Oh hi-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di
I really need to find some help
I cannot break the habit
I've tried everything
If all else fails, I'll stab it
...Or maybe not
But I can't do it alone
I knew I needed to rehab
After I shot out a stone
Oh hi-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di
Oh hi-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-diiii-deeee-diiii-deeee-diiiiiiiiiii
*BZZZZTTT!!!*
*The cast limpers back to their seats with heads bent down; Dull in shame, the others in laughter*
Ahahaha-oooh... Ahaha! Can we canonize that?
We'd better after how I forced the "tissue" rhyme.
That was wonderful imagery.
I didn't have much time to think.
Oh god...
I shouldn't be the last one.
Well... At least it wasn't blood.
*Audience groans*
In the stool! Let me finish!
That's... better... I suppose?
Well... We'll be right back!