Welcome back, once again. I dug up an interesting one this time, it's called "Animals". This is for Star, Bright, and Dull. How this game is played is you are going to act out a typical soap-opera scene as dictated by these cards, but the catch is you all have to act as a type of animal. Your scene is... Dull is the director of a funeral being held for Bright, whom is laying in the open coffin, with grieving widow -Star- saying her final goodbyes. When suddenly, Bright comes back to life as a zombie. That's your scene, and you have to act it out as... humans, homo-sapiens, man! Good luck with that. Now whenever you're ready, take it away.
On a cloudy afternoon, Dull was leaning over the casket containing the recently deceased Bright Smiles. As a funeral director, he had to deal with grieving relatives on a regular basis. This case was no different when Bright's widowed wife, Star, arrives to the burial in tears.
Star stood on his hind legs and bawled his eyes out into his front hooves as he approached the coffin. His sobs were cut short as he quickly lost balance and began to seemingly charge at Dull in a tackle. As he was caught and stabilized by Dull, they leaned into each other in an embrace and he resumed his mourning. "Ohhh! I can't believe it!"
Dull tried his best to comfort him. "Now now... It was just his time to go."
"Not that!" Star pushes him away and forced them both to cautiously remain steady on their back legs without support. "I mean I can't believe I was the only one to show UUUP!" As he fanned his front hoof to the empty seats behind them, the momentum led him to careen into them. He stopped himself by toppling into one of the chairs and grabbing the seat. After catching his breath, he uses the chair as a walker to return to the casket and seat himself down up close. "Oh, he was right. I really was the only one who cared about him!"
Dull, noticeably confused by Star's actions, methodically walked towards him and leaned against the back of the chair. He whispers, "I think you may be cheating."
Star gasped. "How DARE you?! You think that I slept with someone else and drove him to suicide?!"
Dull backs away and tries desperately to stay upright. He leans forward, he responds, "that's how he died, isn't it?!"
"Oh, the nerve!!" Star back-hoofs him and sends him spinning in unkempt circles.
After steadying himself, Dull sticks his own hoof up in frustration in Star's direction. "--You too, lady."
All of the sudden, they hear groaning from the open casket. Star falls backwards in his chair and scrambles to his hind-quarters. He soon felt his shoulders supporting Dull leaning on him.
Two pink hooves rose from the casket and grasped the sides. Bright hoisted himself up and slowly turned his head to face Star and Dull and stared at them with a slacked jaw. "Cheating..."
Star was more offended than scared. "Excuse me?!"
Bright crawled out and slid down the side of the coffin and clawed his way toward them at a snails pace. He dragged his limp lower body behind him and used only his front hooves. "Cheating..."
"You're one to talk," Dull quipped.
"Huh?" Bright angled his face up at him and held himself frozen in shock. He lifts one of his front hooves up. "--You too, buddy." He resumed groaning as he focused on slowly chasing down Dull.
Dull begins clumsily sprinting in wide strides to escape. His front hooves flailed in front of him, desperate to regain stability. He inadvertently crashes into a "bush" which springs him back toward Bright. He had no choice but to vault over him and do a flip. With a loud "thump" he lands flat on his back and begins to moan from the resulting soreness. "Ow."
*Bzt bzt bzzzzzzzzzzzt!*
Alright! Let's end that before we have another injury.
*Audience continues to cheer as the performers return to their seats; Star carrying his back*
2000 points to Dull: 1000 thousand as compensation for his back, and another thousand for working harder than his co-stars.
*Audience oohs lightly*
Hey, it looked hard even with wings to help your balance.
*Dull coughs accusingly*
Yeah. Another 500 for Dull.
*Audience cheers*
And that's it for now, but don't go away, we have more Whose Line coming your way!