Hello and welcome back! Let's move right into a game called "Narrate", this for Dull and--

Good. If I can't be used to my fullest extent, I can at least spice up a handful of games in different ways.

Well... We were about to start a game of Narrate. And I know exactly how to make you feel special. In this game, you and Dull will act out a scene in a film-noir setting. You will act it out relatively normally but occasionally interrupt it by stepping forward on the stage and giving an inner monologue on your situation.

Hold on. It will be recreated in our film-noir style, and it doesn't even need to be accurate.

And to really make things interesting... The role of Discord will be played by Dull, and Discord, you will be Celestia. Luna is not present.

*Music plays* (I can't believe I actually managed to find it)

Dull was sitting comfortably atop his throne. He sipped away his chocolate milk of glass and tossed it behind him with a blank expression on his face.

Discord held a cigarette in his hand as he approached and stared ~~down~~ up to him. The intent to take him into custody boiled within his veins.

I've been chasing this handsome devil throughout the land. It took me 13 and a half years, but I finally caught him in a place called Ponyville. Why he chose such a small town with such a generic name is beyond me. But I couldn't help but think this place will become important later on.

Discord stepped toward the chaotic beast and confronted him. "Okay Discord! I'm not going to let my ponies suffer from your games any longer. You're coming with me whether you like it or not."

Dull smiled and chuckled. "Oh Celestia. You know I'm always willing to comply when you speak like that."

I've had a past with this magnificent broad. How ironic that she would eventually be my downfall. I wasn't gonna go so easily, mind you. I know when she tries to play games of her own.

Dull beckoned Discord over. "C'mere sweetheart. Why not give a proper final goodbye before you do your dirty deed?"

Discord was wide-eyed. He knew that Dull wouldn't go quietly, but he had hoped he wouldn't be this obnoxious.

He's going to be a tough egg to crack. He needs to know that those two years we spent together mean nothing now. Though I still look back on certain moments that make those two years the best of my life. You wouldn't believe what he could do when he was willing to cooperate. Nonetheless, I had a duty.

"Alright. I see how you want this to go down. In which case..." He sauntered over swaying his hips. "May the better god win."

I knew very well she wasn't going to squeeze out a last fling. She was just trying to seduce me into lowering my guard. But I've grown wise to those tricks; I've had to deal with her sister on eight separate instances.

He quickly regained his composure and clapped his hooves together. He conjured up a whip and cracked it in Discord's direction. "Bad girl."

Normally I wouldn't have hopped out of the way...

Dull chuckled in amusement of Discord's reluctance. "What's wrong, Celly? You normally wouldn't have hopped out of the way."

"We're going to play my game now!" Discord retorted. "And there's no worry about having rules to break because I never made any."

"Oh, such little faith in me?" Dull was offended by Discord's assumption. "I would do anything to have fun. Playing a game properly means abiding by them."

"You would have substituted them with your own." Discord finished his smoke and stomped it out. "What you would go lengths for is to keep your freedom."

"Waiting to be defeated only to elude my captors is one of my favourite games!" Dull proclaimed. "In fact, I've been keeping score." He displays a small scoreboard.

"I'm sick of this." Discord reared back. "I'm going to take you out before my past feelings get in the way!"

"Oh, now dear." Dull chided. "Surely you are going to miss my wonderful singing voice most of all." He stands on his hind legs and assumes an operatic pose. He begins to maintain a high note. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh..."

While Dull had himself distracted, Discord summoned the Elements of Harmony and charged them up. He fired a rainbow of powerful magic up into the air and had it rain back down upon his adversary.

Dull cancelled his performance and quickly slithered out of the way and behind Discord. "Haha," he mocked.

"Gotcha!" Discord fired the Elements a second time while Dull had his back turned.

"Aaaaaahhh!!" Dull screamed as he became petrified. His statue soon toppled down to the ground.

He, out of everyone who knows me, should have known very well that I like to play dirty from time to time.

They never mattered, so why should it matter if I neglect to give them to you guys?

Bonus: Alternate ending

"Minor setback." Discord kept his composure. "I'll just have to go for a more direct approach..." He pointed a gun straight at him.

I'm usually the one to have my claw morph into some strange artifact that I am damn sure had not been invented yet. Nevertheless, I had a plan to counteract it.

Dull stared Discord straight in the eye as he held his hoof up and plugged the barrel.

Whose Line: MLP

by Harbinger Of Mist

Narrate