//------------------------------// // Christmas Special Part 5: Two-headed // Story: Whose Line: MLP // by Harbinger Of Mist //------------------------------// Welcome to the finale of the Whose Line MLP Christmas Special! Our winner tonight: VoiceOfReason! *Gestures to desk* Congratulations! *Audience cheers* I'll be taking his place in this final game while he rests comfortably at the desk. How is it, by the way? It's a little high. My thighs are sandwiched against the top. Yeah, I needed to adjust it for my size. Just pull the lever underneath. *Pulls lever* Now I feel powerful. Good. Now, everyone. I must confess: I was a bit naughty recently. I felt we should end this special with a special game. So I did some digging. What did I dig up, Voice? ...Care to take a moment to rephrase that, my canine friend? Well, anyway... This game is called "Two-Headed". This is a game involving two pairs of performers. So Ink and KP will be one pair, and Silver and DR.Wolf will be the other. Uhhh... Hold each other close to your torsos, as if you're giving half a hug. Doc, shouldn't you be the one explaining? Well, I'm not at the desk, am I? Oh, c'mon. You know I can't read. *Ahem* KP and Ink have to alternate between speaking each word, and Silver and Doc will have to speak in unison. KP and Ink, are you enjoying the show so far? You lead. It is very fun. Alright. And "SilverWolf", what's your favourite colour? Blll/rrrrr/rrrrrreooown. (Oh, why am I doing this to myself?...) Splendid. Now the scene is KP and Ink, let's call them "Jewel" because reasons, finds "Santa" putting presents under the tree in the middle of the night. *Kicks hind hooves up onto desk and prepares to enjoy the show* Take it away. 'Twas the night before Hearth's Warming Christmas, and all through the house, screw the tradition, let's get to the story. Jewel was awoken suddenly at the faint sounds of rattling boxes and hoofsteps. She quickly darts down the stairs to find Santa setting the last present under the tree. She gasps, "oh my gosh! You're real!" Santa turns around to face her with a mildly surprised look on his face. Normally, he should be more concerned about being found, but he knows how to work his way out. "Whhhhhyyy, yes, my child! I am Sa/reanta Claus." Jewel calmed herself down so as not to wake her parents. "I thought you... would be... bigger." Santa put his sack down and patted his belly. "I am ooon a dddddiiiiet. I didn't eat the cookies." Jewel was puzzled. "But you drank the eggnog." "I need my prrroootein," Santa answered. "Whhhyyy don't you have the cookies?" "I'm not allowed to have snacks after dark." "My/Motheeeer knows best." Santa concurred. "You're right." He stepped forward and tried to urge her to go upstairs. "Noooowww wwwhhyy don't youuuu go back to your bedroom... and let me finish?" "Wait." Jewel stopped him. "You should have been to hundreds of houses by now." "That's be/ri-be/e-ecause IIIII'mm drunk." He answered. "Fffrom the... eggnog." Jewel growls. "I told mom not to set out... alcoholic eggnog!" "Don't wwwwoorry." Santa assuaged her fears. "I have ssssllllleeeiiigh'd drunk before. I am fine." Jewel had an epiphany and gasped. "You're not Santa!" "Yes, I am!" Santa quickly rebutted. "Okay." Jewel stares at him with a suspicious look. "What are the... names of your... reindeer?" "Oh! That's... easy!" Santa starts to shift in his spot. "There's Dddaaaanc/sher... Dash/nc/shhher... Prrraaancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen!" "Hold on!" Jewel raised her hoof and whispered to herself. "You said Dasher twice! ...Somehow." "Ummmmm..." The so-called Santa twiddled his thumbs. "Ho ho ho!" He dashes out of the house, leaving his cap behind. "Get back here and... give me my... dollhouse!" *Bzzzztt!* *Audience applauds* Yeah, I think that's enough torture. Thank you! Well, let's get ready to wrap this up, then. Alright. It has now come for the five of us to say goodbye. Everyone... I'm Silver Quill I'm KP I'm Ink Rose I'm VoiceOfReason And I am Dr.Wolf. To everyone in our "studio audience", to all the readers, to our friends and family, and to the usual performers who will return when we depart... Merry Christmas to all, happy holidays and a happy new year! And goooooooood night!! *Credits theme plays*