//------------------------------// // Christmas Special Part 2: Scene To Rap // Story: Whose Line: MLP // by Harbinger Of Mist //------------------------------// Welcome back! And just in time. I just got a refill. Is it normal to just sit in these chairs for weeks on end without any sort of activity? For the usual actors, apparently so. Fortunately for us, we can just jump from game to game. Speaking of which, this next game is called "Scene to Rap". This is for all four of you. *Audience cheers* This isn't what I think it is, is it? You MIGHT be wrapping presents. But in this game, Silver and KP will start off the scene and Ink and Voice will join in later. Throughout the whole scene, you will be rapping. Ooooohhh... Nooooo... Don't worry, we are all here to make others laugh. So in a sense, it might be better if you end up doing badly. We still have to try though, right? Oh, of course. You will be rapping, and with the musical accompaniment of "mix-master" Wing Maid. Whom I've been told is the show's pianist. Now, what I need from the audience is a Christmas related activity... Turkey dinner! Charity work! Wrapping presents! Oh! I heard wrapping presents, but I think we will do charity work. So you guys will be rapping as you perform a scene where you do charity work. So, when you hear the music, take it away. *Funky fresh beat starts playing* ... Yo, Bird-brain! Yeah, it's gettin' late and it's gettin' cold I wanna finish this shelter before I'm old Only one thing left to finish this hall Let's get some soup when we lift this wall *Short dance* Well you just started but I've been here all day My brother will be here with somethin' to say I got two minutes before I'm done All I have to do is use this nail gun *Pss pss pss pss pss pss pss pss* Ow! Ow! You shot me you jerk! Now look at me! I can't get to work! Look at the nail it's lodged in my shoulder! Why I oughtta crush you with a boulder! Woah! Oh crap! I didn't mean to! That was an accident! We gotta hurry 'fore he winds up dead The shelter can't be painted with too much red We gotta hurry before this heads south But don't you fret, I know mouth-to-mouth *MMMMMM!* *MMMMMM!* Hang on now this doesn't make sense Don't just kiss me, call an ambulance! *Wee-woooooo* *Wee-woooooo* *Wee-woooooo* *Wee-woooooo* No need to worry I'm an on-site nurse I'll put you in bed, not in a hearse I'll fix your wound just like no other I'll kiss it away just like your mother *Mwah!* Wow it worked! Who'da thought?! Though I think I could still use a tetanus shot *Closing dance sequence* I should probably put this down *Bzt b-bzt b-bzt bzt bzzzzzzzzt!* *Audience cheering* Very good! See?! You're naturals. 500 points to each of you, but only 499 to Silver Quill. Aww, why? You have neglected to review proper safety procedures when using power tools. Yeah, and Ink only kissed the pain away. The nail's still here. See? Speaking of which, I love how you said "don't just kiss me". Yeeeaaahh... This is probably going to be my favourite game. *Chuckles* Well. Anyway, we will be right back!