//------------------------------// // If You Know What I Mean // Story: Whose Line: MLP // by Harbinger Of Mist //------------------------------// Welcome back! Now I don't know about you, but I feel there's something amiss... Could it be my talking chair? Nah, I think you're just crazy. It must be if I had chipotle for lunch. *Vanishes in a flash out from underneath Solid and reappears center-stage with a disgusted expression* Discord, everyone! *Audience cheers* Hmhmm. Thank you, all. Why not just get a fifth chair? *Slowly spritzes mouth with an unamused stare.* Oh, I can hardly contain myself! What will we be doing? Please let be Living Scenery! *Transforms into a coat rack* No. One, that's cheating; no magic. Two, we have to go by the cards. And they say... "If you know what I mean"! This is for Discord, Solid, and Dull. Oh, *poofs back to normal* why must you take me out of my comfort zone? That's kinda the point of this show. Anyway, this game is played out like a normal scene. Except the catch is that they need to speak in as many euphemisms or innuendos as they can. Nice and simple. Now the scene is... Solid and Dull are discussing the new guy at their office, when their boss -Discord- comes and joins in on the conversation. Whenever you're ready, take it away. Solid and Dull were walking around the employee lounge of their office building. They had just poured themselves some coffee and started shooting the breeze. Solid says, "well, we've been having a rough day so far, if you know what I mean." Dull answered. "I do. My software kept crashing if you know what I mean." He takes a sip from his cup. Solid continued. "I've been dealing with a lot of difficult clients in my office, if you catch my drift." Dull had a thought about the new guy in their company cross his mind. It was his first day and he was curious what his new co-workers thought of him. "I hear we have a new guy in the back, if you know what I mean." "I was the one who had to help him find and get into the back, if you know what I'm sayin'." Solid replied. Dull argued. "I don't think I would trust him with any secrets..." Just then, their boss, Discord, enters the lounge and proceeds to join in the conversation. "Have you two gotten acquainted with the new guy, if you know what I mean?" He pours himself a cup of coffee. "I think I got a little too close for comfort, if you know what I'm talkin' about." Solid answered. "Yes, he has been quite the eager one since I hired him yesterday." Discord takes a sip. "...If you know what I mean." Dull sighs. "He hasn't shut up since he saw that picture of my daughter on my desk, if you know what I mean." Solid spits out his drink in hysterics and wipes his mouth. Discord replies. "I suppose I might have to get rid of 'take your kid to work day', if you know what I mean." "Oh, my son never liked it, if you know what I mean." Solid blurts out and continues to curl over. Dull swung his mug around trying to think of something to add. "...Me neither." Discord sets down his mug. "Hmm... You know, he hasn't been pulling his weight yet. I'm already considering letting him go. If you know what I mean." "I think he's the one who has a tight grip on you, if you know what I mean." Dull rebutted. "How long has he been in the back anyway? If you know I mean." Solid inquired. "Think he got lost?" Dull asked. "Well, I've been waiting for him to come out all morning..." Discord crossed his arms in irritation. BZZZZZZZZTTT!! Ahaha! Oh, what kind of a company are you running, Discord? Not one that would let these two pass the interview. Well, anyway, thank you very much for your time. Good luck with Chryssi... *smiles deviously and vanishes with a snap of his fingers* Oh god, I hope that game doesn't air... What's wrong with her? Evil insect queen or not, I'd still-- I'm shutting up. Well... She's not due for... Actually I'll let it be a surprise. Until next time, we'll be right back! Don't go away!