And we're back again.
We're out of water.
We just gave you and Silver a refill.
It wasn't sparkling. So I dumped it. *Turns head like sassy diva*
Well, hopefully this won't interfere with our next game, "Press Conference". This is for all four of you.
*Audience applauds*
Silver, can you take this prop podium to center-stage? Thank you. Now this is a guessing game. Silver is a politician or something of a similar sort but he has no idea who he is, what he does, or why he's there. He is being interviewed by KP, Ink, and Voice, who are all news reporters looking for answers to their questions. It is Silver's job to guess who he is based on the questions the others ask him. So, if you three could come over and look at this card...
Oh-ho!
Try not to give it away.
Hold on a second... I think... Yes! Instead of a news conference, how about you three are therapists trying help out Silver as your patient?
Awww. For me, Doc?
It does seem doable.
I like it. Let's do that!
Alright! Then Silver, care to give back that podium? After being active for three games, I say you deserve to rest on the floor.
I was in all three games, too. Can't I rest?
You can have a seat on that step. In fact, all three of you can do that. It helps the atmosphere.
Alright. So are we settled? Give it your best shot.
So, mein patient. Vhat haz you here in our office today?
[Tirek announcing he is now roommates with Jesus] (Blacked out for anyone who may want to try to guess for themselves.)
Well... It has been getting harder and harder to cope on my own. I know doing this is expensive, but this is my last hope.
Not to worry. Now, how do you remember this all starting?
I... lost a bet. I thought to myself "this can't be that bad." I was wrong.
How has it been treating you?
I've lost my will to smile... Every waking moment, I'm reminded that I have to live with this decision.
It sayz here zhat he iz some-vun you know from "vay back vhen". How far back exactly?
Since childhood, I recall that much. He used to be my friend. Now he's ruining my life.
Is he ruining your job? Your love-life or maybe privacy?
Subsequently, all three. 'Cause mostly he's ruining my fun.
I'm sure we all like to make a mess from time to time and admire it. But it's hard when someone just comes along and cleans it up in a heartbeat.
Oh, sure. I know I like to make the occasional mess. But all I ask is to spend time in my comfort zone. But no! Everything needs to be neat and tidy.
Might your grief be becauze ze oz'er poniez are treating him like a saint, und you a munster?
Uuuuggghhh... I've been trying to change so hard. I want to tell myself I'm not jealous. He's always a step ahead of me.
He seems to be a step ahead by always being right behind you. He doesn't like to leave you alone, does he?
Whenever I go out, he's right there. He keeps this cold eye on me, waiting for me to do my thing so he can do his.
Yes. It must be hard to live with someone whose magic is so much more powerful than your own. I've heard the ponies say his can perform miracles.
I work so hard to get so far in my escapades. But of course, he just reverses it all with a snap.
Let'z do an excercize. Imagine zis doll iz him. Do you vish to punch him in ze face?
Mmmmmmmm... I cant! Everypony thinks he's so perfect! ...And I do, too...
Have you tried talking your issues out? Surely someone like him would be open to it.
All he does is talk. But... I never listen. Deep down... I don't want to change. *Gasp* I'm the problem!
Surely you've taken your frustrations out by taking his name in vain? Like many others do habitually?
I've thought of it. But it just feels wrong. After all, he's right there. In fact, if you think about it... he's everywhere. And on a more literal sense than you think.
*Bzt Bzzzzzzzzt!*
I hope that wasn't too soon. But I think you got it. Who are you, Silver?
I'm Discord trying to deal with Jesus Christ as my roommate?
Oooohh! So close!
Oh! I'm Tirek!
Yes! *Bzzt!*
*Audience cheers*
Yeah, I would have guessed the same thing the first time around as well.
Nice accent, by the way.
Thanks.
Well, that's all for now, but we will be right back. We will find out who the winner is, and I myself will get to join in on the finale, so don't go away!