//------------------------------// // {Deleted scenes and other material that went nowhere} // Story: Whose Line: MLP // by Harbinger Of Mist //------------------------------// Greatest Hits We'll be right back with the documentary on colour-blind epileptics, 50,000 Shades of Grey, in just a moment. But right now, have we got a CD set for you?! CDs? Those were invented in our world? Oh yeah! Just last Tuesday. Ah! Oh, how I wish I could time travel to see that breakthrough. Well we haven't invented a machine to do THAT yet. And you're too old to use that spell. There's a spell for that? Anyway, time travel! Yes, we have compiled 294 songs onto 295 CDs all about time travel. And Dull... Who is the first person to come to mind when you think about time travel? Who? Exactly. Who is the person? Precisely! Who is the person. Since when did Abbot and Costello travel back in time? *Snickers* No, Dull... I'll give you a hint: Doctor. Doctor? Doctor who? Yes! Doctor Who! ... *Bonks Blunt on the forehead* Speak english, ya knucklehead. No! Doctor Who is the name of the character! What? No, Who! *Chuckles* Ah, we can't get too mad at you. You were too old for it. Anyway... When we think of Doctor Who, we think of that iconic theme song. So mysterious and electronic. Ah! Electronic music. Now that's something I'm too old for. Well, whenever I hear electronic music, it's usually made a very talented young fellow who's simply known as "Tombstone". And this next song is a collaboration of Tombstone and a good friend of his, I think his name's Mike. So let's hear a snippet of that Tombstone and Mike electronic hit, "Party in the Wormhole!" *Star Tooth takes that as his cue to do a minute of beatboxing.* Wow! Two people wrote that?! I'm impressed! Yes! Weird Newscasters Hello and welcome to the 6:00 news. I'm your anchor, T'Colin Mochrie-Bird. Our top story tonight: The beloved Energizer Bunny found dead in his apartment last night. I know, we are all sad. But not as much as his distraught lover whom was found alongside the deceased. Through extensive examination and interviews, investigators found that his heart gave out due to sexual hyper-stimulation. His girlfriend admitted she had mistakenly installed his batteries in backwards, and he kept coming, and coming, and coming... *Audience, crew members, and co-stars all groan* I'm so sorry... Party Quirks (with special guest, Princess Celestia) Cheese Sandwich as a musical insult comic Intrepid Australian cave explorer who sends the other guests through the obstacles to test if they're safe Army of narcoleptic Pinkie Pie clones (Irrelavent) Sometime later on in the party gala... Celestia had just greeted Dull at the front doors. "Welcome to the gala. I hope you have--" "Fun?!" Dull snaps with a toothy smile, cutting the princess off. He skips around the room on all fours in every which direction (to the best of his abilities). "Fun! Fun-fun! Fun fun fun-fun! Fu--" He suddenly collapses down onto the floor and begins snoring. Star crawls over to Dull's side. "Crikey! This one's out cold!" Dull immediately hopped back up and continued like it didn't happen. Solid dances on his hind legs and plays an invisible accordion. He a song for Celestia. "Hey Princess! You need to lay off the cake... I mean look at you! For goodness sake! If I see one more piece pass your lips... Your flank'll become so wide, it'll be impossible to eclipse." Celestia had had enough of her annoying musical "entertainment" and decided to confront him. Meanwhile, Star was trying to wake Dull back up after he had fallen asleep a second time. "C'mon, mate!" Dull woke up and tried to skip away. "Listen..." "Okay, Cheese..." Celestia began with her expulsion. "I didn't invite you here to insult me and the other guests..." She paused when she felt her tail being lifted off the ground. "Through these vines, mate!" Star prepped a once again unconscious Dull for trekking through a "cave". "Don't worry! Those spiders only attack on wednesdays!" He tosses Dull underneath Celestia's hind legs and lands him just below her chest. Dull springs back to life- "Fun!" -and inadvertently hits his head on Celestia's chin, causing her to tumble backward and lose her balance. Star, who was still holding up the princess' tail, soon found himself with a face full of the princesses backside as it pushed and held him to the ground. He started flailing his legs around and letting out severely muffled screams. After a split second, which was still more than enough to cause damage, Celestia returned to her hooves. She tiptoed off to the side with a massive look of discomfort on her face as she clenched her thighs together. Dull skipped over to Star with a smile, who now had a distinct smell radiating from his mug. "Fun?" Star looked as though he was gazing into the future. "Oy, mate... I could see forevah!" He started to bring all four of his legs together on top of his torso and roll to his side so his back faced the audience. Celestia, still feeling violated, shakily asks Drew, "Mind if I leave?" Drew had his forehead glued to his desk when he responded. "I'm surprised you haven't already." This game didn't have the necessary substance at first. I figured I would just make a portion of it into a scene that could act as an excuse not to be canon. Yes, Star is 4 for 4 now... just not as far as we're concerned. Scenes From A Hat ..."Why the moon glimmers at night." As you would imagine, I got rather bored. So-- *Audience gasps and laughs* Oh my god! Haha! That's my boss! What?! I just polished it! ...Oh god. *Turns away with front hoof to his forehead* Ohoho! *Bzt! Bzt!* I don't think we can let that be canon. What?! What did I say?! Hoedown A princess is my marefriend - and I have a plan To reap all the perks - as best as I can I pretend to love her - I stay with her 'til I die I don't care much for her - but the castle has free wi-fi! the ca-stle has free wi-fiiiiii!