Hey, welcome back to more "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"! The show where everything is made up and the points don't matter. Yes, the points are just like the royal sisters' ages.
The points must be worthless if the most you've given so far is to a guest star!
She's royalty, I have to give SOMETHING as a token of appreciation.
And you gave her something with no value.
Exactly. And do you know who else is royalty?
You're kidding...
We have another guest star, who is just itching to join in. Please welcome...
*Appears in a dark flash and a flurry of small bats* Greetings, everypony!
*Audience cheers loudly*
PRINCESS LUNA, Everyone!
Are we seriously SO popular, that we can only have royalty as guest stars?!
Art thou complaining?
Not at all!
Alright then. Now Her highness is here to help us out with a very special 5-pony version of everyone's favourite game!
What? again?!
*Walks off stage with his wings up in a way that says "I'm done"*
Blunt! Come back! ...Oh well. I suppose he's going to miss out on... Scenes From a Hat!!
*Audience cheers wildly as Blunt returns to his seat*
And how, pray tell, does this work?
Oh, not to worry. Guests only take part in very easy games. Do you remember what Cadence had to do? Or rather, NOT do?
So I do not have to try too hard?
Pretty much. Because how this game is played... is everyone stands off to one side of the stage, and I pull out a scene from this hat, all of which are suggestions from the audience, which they wrote out during the last intermission. It is then your job to act out as many performances with the scene provided. It's very quick, very funny, and something even a filly can do.
Would it be also funny if I ended up doing something wrong?
As hard as that would be, maybe. Especially since you're a guest. Now if you're all ready... Let's start off with...
"If Daring Do was a soap opera"
Oh, Ahuizotlllll... Yes, my dear? I'm pregnant. (Bzt!)
Oh no! The cave is collapsing, the artifact is fake, my equipment is stolen... and the prom's tomorrow!! (Bzt!)
Mwaahaahaha! You'll never get your hooves on this chalice! Oh yes I will! With the help of... special guest star, Photo Finish! Ve must use da magics! (Bzt!)
"What the royal sisters do in their spare time"
Hmmm... Twilight is always willing to do something dangerous. I'll see if she'll get me a coffee. (Bzt!)
Oh Luna. I told you getting a hot tub was a good idea. I concur, but why are we bathing in honey? (Bzt!)
*Mimes a spit on the hoof and cleaning a mirror* Ah! There you are you sexy beast! *Grabs and kisses reflection* (Bzt!) Dear sister, why did you start without me? (Bzt bzt bzzzzt!)
"The REAL reason why thestrals are never out in the daylight"
*bends down and looks under at his groin* Hmmm... I don't wanna steal anyone's marefriend. (Bzzzt!)
*Brings Blunt with him* Oh! You're so sparkly! (Bzt!)
No, Kid. I do NOT use echolocation to find my food! (Bzt!)
*Brings Star* Let me share you a little secret. My sister and I made a little deal: She gets the unicorns, earth ponies and pegasi... And you... are alllll miiiiiine. *Kisses Star passionately*
*Audience cheers and woos loudly*
Lucky bastard...
*Ceases kiss and let's Star fall down on the floor* (Bzt!)
Oh geaze... don't underestimate the new guys.
Star? (Bzt! Bzt!)
Oh... Poor thing must've gotten blinded by the sun and flew into this window... *Pulls Star back to the side by his hind legs*
Okay. Ahaha! Ummm... "Hidden talents that the Mane 6 don't want you to know about"
*Mimes basketball dribbling and slam dunking* Haha! Take THAT! Darlings... (Bzt!)
*Coughs and shudders*
You okay?
Yeah... Yeah I'm good.
One pinch of potassium chloride... and boom! Haha! That was awwwwwwwesoooome! (Bzt!)
*Mimes gobbling down food like a starving bear* BUUUURRRRP!!! ...Oh my. (Bzt!)
"Things you can say about a timberwolf... but not your partner"
Oh. What a wonderful green glow in your eyes. (Bzt!)
Thou must have a mint. (Bzt!)
Please don't eat me. (Bzt!)
*Grabs crotch* Ah! I got a splinter! (BZZZZT!)
...Nice wood. (BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!!!)
No! ..."Bad times to burst into song"
Ohhhhh Little Timmy's fallen down the well. (I've fallen down the well!) (Bzt!)
Discord has flipped the town.... all upside down... (Bzt!)
I'm not low'ring the moon today... For once I want to have it my way... A longer night it will be, please sister don't cry to me... I'm not lowering the moon... tooodaaaaaaaay! *Audience cheers* (Bzt!)
Nicely done, your highness... "What Twilight and her friends would use to battle evil if they were given something other than the elements"
Mystical dragon... by your name I summon you forth! Shenrooooon! (Bzt!)
No, Nightmare Moon... You don't understand... For our drill is a drill that will pierce the heavens! (Bzt!)
Oh Sombra, Please! Surely THIS would convince you to leave! *Performs exotic dance* (Bzt!)
*Gathers the other four at his sides* Alright, girls. Ready? IT'S MORPHIN' TIME!! (Bzzzt!)
Ohohoho... That was brilliant... "If Celestia and Luna were undercover cops"
Not necessary... We already do nothing but eat doughnuts most of the time.
Ahaha!
Mmmm... Would you like to take this someplace else? Oh, absolutely. How much are you willing to pay? Hmhm. A lot. Oh, good. You're under arrest. (Bzt!)
"If the royal sisters abused their autocratic power"
I am a princess! That means "screw you, I'm the boss"! Now lick it clean! *Gestures to flank* *Licks Luna's cutie mark forcefully* *Audience cheers in shock* (Bzzzzzt!) Can I have another promotion? (Bzt! Bzt! Bzzzzzt!)
From now on... All baked goods are royal property! You must pay a hefty new tax if you want a cupcake! (Bzt!)
Mandatory nightclub attendance for all ponies over 18! At least 2 hours a week! ...I want my night to be appreciated... *Audience awws* (Bzt!)
Mental note...
Heheh... Okay. "What Princess Cadence--" Oh god... "What Princess Cadence was thinking during 'Dead Bodies'"
*Lays down on back with legs spread* Oh wow. Luna is such a spoiled brat. (Bzt!)
Ah! Ah! I told ya! *Gestures back and forth from Luna and the audience*
I can probably make polygamy legal in the Crystal Empire. (BZZZT!)
Hmm... The blue one is kinda cute, too. (Bzt!)
Oh no... If I didn't know better, I'd think Solid was psychic. (Bzt!)
Eh. Shining's more like a battering lamb compared to this guy. *Audience OOOOOOHs* (BZZZZT!!)
Worth it.
*Sigh*... "Unlikely things for the Crusaders to try for getting their cutie marks"
Cutie Mark Crusader school janitors! (Bzt!)
Princesses! (Bzt!)
He said UNlikely.
Oh!
Nah, I don't wanna go crusading today. I'd rather do stunts on my scooter. (Bzt!)
I'm gonna sing a bunch of old show-tunes at the retirement home. (Bzt!)
"If ponies had fingers"
Wow! It's so much easier to play the piano now! (Bzt!)
I think I'm only gonna need the middle one. (Bzt!)
With my age... my magic may have just become a liability. (Bzt!)
*Inspecting hoof* Hmm... The ponies aren't going to be seeing much of me from now on. (Bzt! Bzt! Bzzzzzt!)
Your highness! Have you no shame?!
It's funny 'cause it's true.
*Slaps the back of Star's head with her wing*
"What the Whose Line cast says in their sleep"
I think there's more money in being a royal guard. (Bzt!)
No one knows it's a wig... (Bzt!)
Nopony ever has to know about what you had to do to get two jobs. (Bzt!) Oh, Hi boss.. (Bzt!)
Oh, Luna... Go away... I'm trying to have lucid fun with your sister... (BZZZZT!)
God! Enough of the sex jokes... "What you would do if you had Discord's powers"
Kids... Your parents lied to you. Money DOES grow on trees. (Bzt!)
Gah! Don't raise the sun yet! I only had four hours of sleep! *claps hooves twice* There we go. (Bzt!)
Let's see... Rarity's face, Twilight's voice, Fluttershy's hair, Luna's body... Ahh. My perfect marefriend! (Bzt!)
What a beautiful moon as always... *Mimes hoof-writing motion high up* "Celestia... has a huge... flank..." Haha! (Bzt!)
"Luna's banishment was ten years, but was made into 1000 because..."
"Celestia has a huge flank"?! Well you can stay there for eternity for all I care! (Bzt!)
Oh! I need to release her already?! But I'm not done reading her diary! (Bzt!)
"Unusual announcements to hear from the princesses"
*Caresses herself and moans softly* We'll be enacting a new tax soon. (Bzt!)
My fellow equestrians... I have not been completely honest with you... I DID have sexual relations with that guard... (Bzt!)
Well look at that, princess. He predicted your future... Haha. "If Nightmare Moon won"
What do you mean, "The crops are all dying!"? (Bzt!)
Oh, it's no fun doing whatever I want now that she's gone. (Bzt!)
Don't worry, Tia. I've decided to keep the sun around. Except, this time... Ponies have to sleep through IT instead! (Bzt!)
*Dancing* These 24-hour nightclubs sure are fun, aren't they?! You got that right! (Bzt!)
"Odd ways to react to finding out your life partner has been a changeling all along"
With all those holes you have, it's real easy to make a... cheese joke. (Bzt!)
Just don't disguise yourself as my sister, okay? (Bzt!)
There's this guard that my sister once had several centuries ago... (Bzt!)
"Ponies we don't want to become princesses"
(à la Carol Chanter) I have a wonderful announcement to make, my little ponies. (Bzt!)
Cryyyyyyystaaaaaaaalssss... (Bzt!)
*Walk out to center stage and presents Luna* (Bzt!)
Dear Princess Celestia... Today I learned-- (Bzt! Bzt!)
BZZZZZZZTTTT!!
Hahaha! Alright. A thousand points to each of you. And an extra hundred for her highness to take home with her.
That was long.
*Desperately covering mouth*
That's what Cadence said?
DAAAAAAAaaaaahhhh!!
*Standing next to Drew's desk* That was really fun. Thank you for having me.
Thank YOU for coming by. We made this game extra long just for you.
Awww. How sweet.
And that's it for now. Join us after another intermission! Don't go away!