Welcome back! Hopefully Bright is clear-headed now.
I'm fine, Clive.
Well then, let's continue with "Motown Group". This is for Star, Dull, and Blunt. With help from Wing Maid and Terra Part!
*Applause*
I said I'm okay.
It's what's on the card. Now what I need is an everyday pony profession...
Baker! Weather pony! Construction worker!
Weather pony! Thank you. Now these guys are going to sing a song in the style of a motown group; they'll step forward and sing one verse at a time while the other two do back-up. Now, whenever you're ready, take it away.
*Music starts*
Alright! Now we're gonna show you...
How we do the weather 'round here, you hear?
Well it's 9 in the morning it's a bright sunny day
But I gotta take these clouds and make the rays go away
My squad is gonna kick and fly and tow
And make it overcast oh no no no
I'm sorry bud. That's what the schedule says.
Take it up with my boss I'm just doing my job.
Yeah. I'm just doing my job. That's the weather for ya
Well I got no wings but I still got a task
To move my clouds or do whatever I'm asked
So I look up to the sky and take a stance
And I move my clouds with a magic river dance
*Dances appropriately* Woah, Careful, Laddie! You're making lightning!
Well I'm too old for this crap it makes my old bones sore
I can't remember the last time I even tried to soar
I retired early and left it to the youth
But I'm still a weather pony I report it on the news
It counts... They have the same title.
He's got me there
But being a weather pony has its drawbacks
You always have that one jerk who just won't cut you slack
Well he's real unlucky that I hate my boss
Imma take a storm cloud and zap his ass off!
Yeah! I don't care if I get fired!
Zap his ass off. I've always wanted to bake!
I wanna bake. I wanna make cupcakes, not hail.
*Music ends*
*Applause*
Alright! Nice! 500 points to each of you. And heck, I still feel sorry, another hundred to Bright.
Yeah, I'll take 'em.
And don't go away, we still got more Whose Line is it Anyway!