Welcome back to Whose Line! And I think Solid is...
*Burying face in front hooves*
Are you still proud of what you did?
*Perks up* One hundred percent!
Alright then. Let's move onto a game called Weird Newscasters! This is for all four of you. Now Dull is the head anchor of a news program, and everyone else has been given a strange quirk or identity. Solid, you're the co-anchor, you over pronounce the letter 'P' to the point of spitting it whenever you speak. Star, you're the sports highlighter, you are promoting a new pill that helps prevent memory loss. And Blunt, you're the weather forecaster, and you're... and I quote... "Carol Chanter... Just, Carol Chanter". I'm guessing that's all they need.
So... Whenever you're ready! Take it away.
Welcome to the 6:49 news. I'm your anchor, Rigor Mortis. Our top story tonight: Princess Luna has created her own recipe for a pâté to be served at future royal parties. To put it on a taste test, she went to Ponyville to set up a stand where she would serve it to willing ponies. However, she had trouble at first on where to provide it from. She soon settled on the front yard of Rarity's boutique and served it on round orange crackers. A local musical resident gave her the advice... "If you're blue and you don't know where to go to, why don't you go where fashion sits? Put it on the ritz."
Now for other news, let's turn to my co-anchor, Zebra doesnotfit. Zebra?
[Over pronounces the letter 'P' to the point of spitting]
*Turns to Dull* Much appreciated, good pal o' mine! I can picture the ponies going positively passionate over princess Luna's pâté. *Turns back to camera* In other news, many privileged upper-class ponies are unpleased with the princess' preposterous proclamation to postpone the next royal party until the premises is supplied with plenty of spicy Pepperpony Pops... and thestrals'-food cake.
*camerapony wipes lens clean*
My apologies.
Thanks for reminding me, I need to clean my bathroom when I get home. And now onto sports with... Mike Habbages! Mike?
[Promoting a pill that prevents memory loss]
Y-you know... I'd love to give the highlights. But I forgot to bring my good tie. Damn it all!
Oh! But I won't forget anymore! With this! *Holds out pill bottle* A revolutionary product that will help EVERYpony never forget again: Daemitol! Proven to combat Alzheimer's, just one pill daily and your memory will remain in its peak condition; allowing you to remember everything like a steel trap. Birthdays? Anniversaries? Royal parties? Family gatherings? Surgeries? Never fret, and never forget! Daemitol! Sideeffectsincludedrowzinessnauseaheadachesandtemporarydarkeningofthestool.
Thank you, Mike! Now onto the weather with... Who the hell are you?
[Carol Chanter... Just, Carol Chanter]
*Presses wings together in front of him and smiles widely* Oh, you silly goose, you! I've been here for the good part of 18 minutes. Hello and welcome everypony to the weather forecast. Today, we are going to have a simply wonderful day. The sun is going to be shining everywhere and ponies of all ages are going to be singing and frolicking. The humidity is nice and low, and we'll be having a light rainfall after sunset. Can someone get me some honey? My throat is starting to hurt. Back to you, Rigor.
And that's it for news. Until next time, good night and good news.
Always a pleasure!
bzzzzzzzttttt!!
Alright! Now--
Okay. I actually could use some honey right now.
Okay. Hopefully we can get the crew to get some during the intermission.
Damn it all! *Makes throwing motion*
Hehe. Not a bad idea.
Be sure to stay with us! Don't go away!