Living life is hard, especially when you're a recently reformed supervillain with no prospects, no money, and nothing but a lot of pent up energy and anger.
So what do you do?
Start a heavy metal band, of course.
The music may be said to split the earth and raise the dead, but it's better than the crap on the radio these days.

Oh, heads up, this is a humanized story.
Also I rule 63'd Discord and Luna in this story because it's more interesting.
If that makes you sperg out, oops.

WARNING: TROLLZ AHEAD. The magical friendships of Equestria may be the only thing that could bind the old line-up of Guns yet again, with Axl Rose's bitter feud against Guitar God Slash preventing an old line-up reunion. Will Axl Rose lose a few pounds, grow some hair and lose his stereotypical notions and hate against the world in general? Let's find out! Rated teen for language.

All Dante ever wanted to do was lay back, relax, and - eventually - open and run his devil hunting business. He certainly never wanted to get involved in anything regarding the fate of multiple worlds, power hungry demon lords, insane cultists, and certainly not parenthood.

But then he got a party invitation from his brother...and on the way to the party, he found a tiny orange pony, who proves despite physics to be far more than a handful.
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Part of the PWNY-verse.

Edit: New cover art by sanyo21

Jackson Mills has lived in Equestria for almost two years now. Throughout his life, he hasn't really considered love to be important enough to worry over. He has a good life: a stable job at Sweet Apple Acres and a warm house to call his own. He's surrounded by good friends of all colors (literally).

When a condition from Earth resurfaces that threatens to limit his life, he learns that love can transcend not just different species, but different worlds. Soon, he will meet a mare that shares in his experiences, buried deep inside her past, along with another mare that stands by him.
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A/N: A cute little plot I thought up at 1am. This will be a very long story, above 10 chapters, as I'm going all out on this one. I will be looking for editors and proofreaders once I have a cemented plot.

Flurry Heart, the young child of Cadance and Shining Armor, ran away from the castle. The curious princess heard about a new species known as 'humans' and decided to see one from up close.

Little does the young princess know, meeting a human will be far easier than it seems.

Just a little something that popped into my head a while back. I might make another chapter or a sequel, depending on how well this story will turn out.

Also, the cover art is a bit misleading, the anthro ponies have hands with fingers and such, but there aren't a whole lot of Flurry Heart's anthro pics (that are no erotic), thus I chose this pic

Huge shout out to Dying For Riley who edited this story, I'm so sorry I didn't included your name earlier, you are awesome and you should feel awesome!!!

Shortly after Tirek's defeat, Celestia chooses to descend back into the depths of Tartarus to have a few choice...words, with the one being who's sole job is to prevent escapes like that of the mad centaurs'. With questions unanswered plaguing her, she decides the only way to silence her fears are to go to its source. To speak to the jailer of Tartarus.

While few know his name and fewer know what he exactly is, many call him by what he does. He is simply, The Warden.

Trigger Warnings: Displaced, Slightly OOC Celestia.

Word is spread that Equestria is about to be visited by a small army of humans lead by a rogue pony and a former human resident of Equestria to eliminate the inhabitants. Princess Celestia believes that there are good hearted people in the Human World so she decides to find four good hearted individuals to help her fight off the hostile humans. But how will she react when she finds out that these good hearted people, have a bad background?

A Thief
A Gunslinger
An Assassin
A Casanova

A general of the kings army was on the brink of death until he awoke in Equestria strapped down in a chair in a dark room to find a tall pony standing over him who offers him a job but little does he know they have an infestation of monsters which he offers to kill he soon becomes a bounty hunter but becomes lonely will he find love will he survive the monsters or will he die

The bamboo forest, a quiet haven for Rush the reed worker. His quiet life of self imposed isolation comes to an end one night when he goes to investigate unusual noises near his home. There, half covered in the first snow fall of the winter, he finds the still form of one who will change his life forever.

Edited by JBL

One day you decide it's time to change it all. Instead of minding your own business, you accompany Celestia to wherever she needs to go to. A bond is certainly being established...But what kind of bond?

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My first attempt at a multichapter story. Celestia has been requested a lot of times for a heartwarming moment but as soon as I began, I realized something. I wasn't able to make a one shot out of it without breaking the story. Because of that, this will be the first story I've written with more than one chapter.

I have no idea how long it will be and chapters will probably be posted once every week.

Big thanks to my (retired) editor Keeper-of-Harmony.