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// rude awakening 
// Story: The Warrior 
// by bronys unite 
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	Wildfire was sleeping next to the princess until he was woke up by hearing "Get that stallion out of here!!" Wildfire turned and saw two guards approach him along with Alexander he then thought wait what I'm Alexander. He drew his sword and dived from the bed to see Celestia's face grow with sorrow and regret he then looked at the imposter and said "Who are you!?" The copy looked at him and said "The real question is who the hell are you!?" The copy looked angrily and drew a sword of its own Wildfire knew his own weakness' and decided to see if it was a copy and he said "So I heard about that princess with her neck slit open by a poisoned dagger." Alexander looked at Celestia and said "But Celestia and Luna are still alive." "Ha you are just an imposter my wife was killed by the king and her throat was slit by a dagger." Wildfire finished the guards and princess looked in shock but were confused on who the imposter was and who was right then the imposter said "I don't like to remember details." "You don't even know her name you lying piece of shit and if you were a copy of me that means that you would know this and see our similarities so your just a pathetic imitation." The imposter seemed to grow with anger and said "Die." The imposter charged only to be dodged and have his back cafe sliced open a wound that would cripple all human beings but it didn't work then the guards tried to charge only to be stopped by a force field. Then Wildfire realized he was being drained of energy and was really weak this imitation was feeding off of him so he thought of hate and the being fell back. Wildfire let his hate and anger overpower him he got up feeling the new power and watching the copy look at him in terror. The imposter stood and soon grew powerful and shot a green blast at Wildfire only to be blocked by a white aura then Wildfires eyes started to glow red and his sword changed into a fiery red piece of cursed metal. His fur started to sprout a thick red armor which was on fire and then he said "Come here and fight you imitator." The imposter charged only to be greeted by a sword piercing its heart the copy fell to its knees and then it looked at Celestia to see her crying then it became recharged and its eyes grew green and it looked at Wildfire and said "I see why you love her know its powerful but I'm only steeling her energy and you are damn smart but your not as powerful as a changeling on a energy such has the princess'." "Oh really try me my hate is limitless you worthless imitation and you can come get some you piece of shit." A wicked grin grew on Wildfires face and his spine popped out of his back and his neck shifted and ripped the flesh off and tentacles with sharp points sprouted out of his back and his hooves grew menacing claws and his tail turned crimson his teeth popped out and turned into jagged spikes. He then looked at his enemy and said "Now lets see how you can heal after being ripped into shreds." He charged the copy tried to stop him but couldn't hold him back the creature that Wildfire had become was to powerful he broke through the defenses when he reached the body it flashed and turned into a decomposing black pony with green wings with holes in them and had a unicorn horn. The princess and the guards gasped at the sight Wildfire began to turn back into himself and said "I told you to try my hate." He then looked at his attacker and charged with his sword out the attacker tried to move only to realize he was stuck the sword was brought down slicing his head in half sending blood and brains flying it fell lifeless to the ground. Wildfire looked at the princess and guards and went through their memories and deleted the thing he turned into from their minds then he released them and Celestia said "Well now I have no reason to worry that you lied your eyes glowed and that was just a changeling."

When she finished the guards walked off a little confused but just kept mumbling together Wildfire thought there is going to be one hell of a true rumor spread everywhere. Then Celestia sighed and said "Come here we still kind of need to change the sheets and clean off." Wildfire levitated te sheets realizing the liquids that covered it then thought of cleaning it and it cleaned he then placed it down to see Celestia with a surprised face and then she said "So why don't you clean us off." Wildfire then smiled and said "But I would much rather take a bath with you." The princess smiled back and said "Haven't we already done enough I mean I thought the sheets would be stained with the two bodily fluids seeping on it." Alexander looked at her a little offended and said "Not like that I meant we just bathe together and clean each other off I wouldn't want to have sex in a hot bath that would just burn the much more sensitive areas on my pony body." When he finished he smiled a little bit but Celestia then said "Oh okay is this a tradition form where your from." "No it's just something I enjoy to do I did it with my wife except without the sex and what not it is not uncommon for couples to bathe together though." Wildfire replied the Celestia showed him to the bath and they sat down and Celestia turned the water on to a very high temperature that caused a tear to well up in Wildfire's eye she saw this and asked "Is something wrong?" "It burns so much." Wildfire said barely above a whisper as he reached down and grabbed his burning genitals the princess turned the water on so it wouldn't burn so much Wildfire quickly began to feel soothed. Wildfire looked at Celestia and said "Thank you for not burning me." Celestia giggled a little at this then they heard a shout saying "CANONBALL!!" Luna jumped into the large bath and unfortunately for her landed directly on Wildfire’s lap and felt something slip inside her she jumped off and howled a little in pain and pleasure and she looked back at Wildfire and said "We are very sorry for doing that." Her face began to redden into a deep crimson then Celestia said "It's okay its not like he broke through." This resulted in a deep blush from both the alicorns sitting in front of her she then said "Right please tell me I'm right." Wildfire looked down and shook his head telling her she was wrong Celestia then said "Well now where is the fun if its only two in a couple." Luna then blushed even heavier obviously biting back something then Celestia said "Well this I don't think could get any wor-" "Never say that I for one don't want to be drugged and raped I mean I have already been chained up and got wing molested." This caused the Celestia and Luna to giggle then Celestia walked up and grabbed his wing and said "Oh was she rubbing your wing like this?" She made a gesture to make Luna walk up the dark mare tripped over and grabbed his wing and started rubbing it the way Celestia was causing him to blush deeply as he felt the waves of pleasure attack his mind and right as his muscles started to clench the princess' let go of him. Which made his mind scream for release but he resisted the urge and they walked away giggling at the stallion as his wings throbbed in the air then they sat down and talked for hours.

Then Alexander caught glimpse of the time and stood up and said "I'm going to go get a house." Celestia said "Aww but isn't my house good enough?" She said with a arousing voice and then Wildfire said "Yes your house is magnificent but I want my own house as a monument to who I am and just to allow myself breathing room from Blue Blood and his minuscule ego and build my own castle." He looked at the princess' and said "Is that fine." Celestia said "Yes but you will need to be a lord." Wildfire then said "Okay that should be easy what do I have to do kill evil ponies slay a dragon anything you name it." Celestia laughed a little bit and said "You already are a lord silly." Wildfire looked confused and said "How am I a lord?" Celestia sighed and said "The reason the guards call you sir is because I unofficially crowned you as a lord and a prince." Wildfire then said "Oh okay so I have enough bits to pay for the castle but nothing else so I will just save up for everything else." Celestia then said "Oh no you just come up with the design and we do everything else but you pay for the housing and we will send some workers there." Wildfire then said "Oh thank you Celestia and Luna if you would like to see me I will be at my castle. Oh and where is my land?" Celestia walked out on a balcony and pointed towards a large plot of land to the north east she then said "I don't know what is there but it should be good enough." Wildfire then said "I just wanted a simple house that is more then enough." He then said "No its to good for me if I want land I will buy it myself." Celestia seemed sad and said "But your a lord who is supposed to live in a castle and have a guard." Wildfire simply shook his head and said "No I promised to myself I would never dabbled in tax money or live in a huge castle I design or run a town I would simply live life in a cabin." The princess then said "Oh so you would never live with me or in this castle." She looked like she was on the verge of tears then Wildfire said "Yes I would live with you but I wouldn't accept possessions from ponies for any reason only you and I would earn my own money." Celestia got a little happier and said "Really." Wildfire nodded and flew off he needed to start his houses construction.

He flew to Ponyville as fast as he could. It only took a few minutes he dove at the ground at a fatal speed and he landed on his hooves so hard the ground shook he then trotted up to town hall he walked in and spotted a few ponies he walked up to one and asked "Where can I buy land to build on and resources." The pony looked at him and he realized it was peachy willow she looked at him and bowed Wildfire looked down at her and said "You can get up." Peachy Willow stood up and said "Okay and the mayor is over there and that is were you also pay for workers and supplies." She pointed with her hoof then Wildfire said "Okay." He walked over to where she pointed and saw who he thought was the mayor since she was looking over a bunch of papers Wildfire looked at her and saw that her fur was tan she had a scroll for a cutie mark and her mane was gray and a little poofy. Wildfire walked up and said "Are you the mayor of Ponyville?" The mare said "Yes I am why who is aski-" She stopped in mid sentence and bowed and then Wildfire said "Stand up." The mare stood up and said "Yes I am the mayor why?" "I need to buy land and supplies." Wildfire replied the mayor then said "Okay land cost is one bit per five feet the most you can buy is twenty feet right now. We have wood and marble and some steel." Wildfire thought and said "I'll take all of it." The mayor gawked and said "But that’s fifteen thousand bits." Wildfire pulled the fifteen thousand bits out of his he was down to five thousand already the mayor then showed him where the supplies were. Wildfire pulled on his mind and took all of it which was easily over five thousand pounds. The mayor then showed him to his property he then dismissed her she left. Alexander got to work he made the floor are first it was only ten by ten feet then he worked on the walls he first used wood which he had a plethora of. Then he walked inside and coated the walls with marble making random patterns and what not then he looked up and made the wood make a roof then he flew up and hovered on the roof and made the marble cover it then he flew inside again. The building had three rooms he went to the locked door without a key whole and opened the locks on the other side of the door and walked in the floor had a three by three foot gap without flooring. He went out and locked the door then he flew towards the palace at volatile speeds he was there in minutes. He flew into Celestia’s room and opened the door to see his pony form kissing her he then screamed "YOU BITCH!!" His sword flew out and murdered the imposter Celestia got so confused she just looked at the being she had been kissing and watched it transform back into a changeling Celestia gasped and looked at the real Wildfire and said "I'm so sorry." She charged him and tackled him and they started kissing she was about to start bucking him then Wildfire levitated her off and said "Did you do this with the copy." He then made his horn glow before she could talk making her tell the truth and she said "No we just kissed." She said then Wildfire said "Okay if I ever come back ask me how my wife died I will always answer PD which means poison dagger." Celestia simply nodded and said "Now can we get back to what was happening." Alexander simply smiled and said "No I need to build my house and it has only been a day since last time." Celestia said "Fine but come by later tonight." "No come to my house and I need magical stone and a horn lock thingy-ma-jiggy." Celestia smiled and said "Okay." They walked around the castle taking multiple twists and turns until they came to a door with three guards standing there they bowed and let the alicorns pass.

The rooms interior had banners everywhere and had assorted materials spread about there was so many things Wildfire couldn't count it all he just said "Wow." Celestia looked at him and smiled and started to levitate miscellaneous items his way. Wildfire grabbed them and made them go into his magical inventory and then said "I don't need all of this." Celestia just smiled and said "Yeah but we don't need it at all as you see we have plenty of the stuff." Wildfire looked at her and said "Okay and thank you if you would like to come see my house it has a marble roof and a marble coated exterior." Celestia then said "Okay I'll find it." Then he trotted off with newfound purpose he then got outside and flew towards Ponyville much slower then he had last time but the strain of carrying all this stuff was getting to him. He arrived back at his house in thirty minutes and he opened the door and went to work. He went into the other room that had a door that would be impossible to open without a unicorn and then saw the spot that was uncovered. He focused his magic on the dirt and started disintegrating the dirt until it was about a hundred foot fall. Then he put the magical metal on the spot and covered the room with the stuff then he made the unicorn horn key on the wall he stuck his horn in it and let his magic flow into it the whole room glowed looking for a purpose that it couldn't find then he stepped back and made a pattern of multiple circles and eventually led to the floor. He then tried it again to see it go through the path he made it then opened the panels in the floor. He dived down into the hole he had made in the ground and he stood there and made his horn glow and make hallways and build everything he wanted it to be.



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Hours later Celestia arrives


Wildfire heard a knocking on the door and walks over to it and opened the door to see Celestia who said "Hmm you were not lying when you said marble." Wildfire simply nodded and said "Come in come in." Celestia walked in and said "So where is your bed or furniture or the stuff I gave you?" Wildfire looked at her and said "I don't need that stuff silly." Celestia was still taken back by the pure blandness of his house. She walked around and saw absolutely nothing there it was if no one lived there she then asked "So um where are we going to be sleeping?" Wildfire walked over to a door and said "In here." She hoped this wouldn't be so bland but there was very little design but when he unlocked the door her hopes were dashed she only saw intriguing lines on the wall then she saw the hole in the wall she then asked "So umm what does the horn key do." Wildfire says "Ohh nothing just this." He walked over inserting his horn into the slot and the lines on the wall began to glow showing their secrets on the floor panel which read 'STAND BACK DANGEROUS FALL' Celestia wondered what this meant then the floor panels open. Wildfire walked up and said lets go he jumped down into the pit and spread his wings slightly into the giant room beneath. Celestia was right behind him and when they landed she was taken back by the now completely different room than before there was so much in the grand room, it had some books marble columns and some furniture, she gasped and said "You built all of this, why isn't the top like this." Wildfire smiled and said "Well I don't want to be robbed now do I." Celestia was still gazing at the breath taking area then Wildfire said "Follow me." She began to follow him and then he led her through a small door and into a large maze he then said "Stay close." He led her through the maze with even more twists and turns then the garden maze when they reached the end there was a rainbow hallway with a circular build that seemed to go on forever. However there was a door at the end of the hallway that looked very small Wildfire said "Close your eyes and follow my voice." The princess complied and started to hear a humming she walked towards it then she heard a click and the humming continued and then it stopped and she heard "You can open your eyes now." She opened her eyes and saw that they had passed through the rainbow colored hallway. She then said "How did we get through that small door." Wildfire couldn't hold his chuckle in and he laughed and said "The same way I got in you." He then collapsed to the floor and saw Celestia's unhappy face and he stood up and said "I'm sorry you walked straight into it so don't blame me but no it's an optical allusion that makes you not see the door the right size it is and it confuses you just like the maze." Celestia nodded and said "If you ever make a joke like that I'll show you a small hole." When she finished this Wildfire had a look of pure fright as he realized what she meant and she smiled and laughed at his fright. Then he said "Well that is just frightening if you would do something like that but lets continue the tour." He gestured towards a door she opened it and gasped as she saw the beautiful colors of the room and the designed floor and the walls on the walls that had thousands of books and scrolls. Wildfire then said "Okay next room." He pulled her out and showed her the other two rooms one was an armory filled with elegant weapons and multiple types of armor for Alexanders different body’s. Then he showed Celestia his bedroom she gasped and saw the mural on the wall it was a picture of her and her sister and on the other wall it was Alexander fighting along side the pony versions of himself fighting terror and the darklings and they had blood splattered across their armor and on the roof it was Wildfire and his wife and on the side where the bed was it was a painting of them in the grass meadow when they were about to have sex. On the side of the door it was a painting of Wildfire and Celestia being married and god her dress was drop dead gorgeous and he was wearing a tuxedo and the was a priest from his world and hers saying the vows and it showed the other people from Alexanders world and ponies from Equestria. Celestia then looked at Wildfire and said "Do you really care about me this much to were you would paint a mural on the wall." Wildfire simply nodded and then he said "How passionate are you about me?" He looked a little concerned when he said this but then the princess said "I don't know yet. But how passionate are you towards me?" Wildfire then said "Okay how many times have I died for you or came back just to comfort you and why did I not kill you the first night I was here and how many of your wounds did I take for you to live an-" "Fine then I understand you would do anything for me." Celestia finished and Wildfire smiled and said "Aww your so adorable when my whittle Celestia is confused" He said this as if he was talking to a foal and she picked him up and threw him on his back on the bed and said "I hope you find this adorable." As she started to go up and down.



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The next day

Wildfire woke up Celestia was still sleeping next to him he gave her a kiss on the cheek and she woke up and said "Great now we have to clean your bed and ourselves." Wildfire smiled at her and said "I would clean a million beds for you."



So did I do good in this chapter and if so tell me in comments and what do you think gargoyles or minataurs you decide so if you feel like it vote for it but yeah until the next chapter I'm out and if you want a hint on what going on next read the random comments on the bottom of the story




So I see you like c**k Celestia

Damn them changlings