The Four Horsemen of Equestria

by CaleMcManus21


The Two Romeos

Chase was no nervous, that he left the hospital in a mad run, leaving Princess Twilight behind. The alicorn laughed and shook her head. The Casanova ran through the streets of Ponyville and eventually saw me and Princess Celestia walking side by side. He ran towards us and grabbed the back of my jacket. "Sorry Your Highness, I need to talk to him" he said as he dragged me along.

"Chase, what the hell?" I asked. Princess Celestia smiled and shook her head as Chase pulled me into an alley.

"Cale, I need your help" Chase said as he slammed my back against the brick wall.

"With what? How to rape a man in an alleyway during the day?" I asked sarcastically. "I'm not fit for that kind of teaching."

"No you idiot. I think Princess Twilight likes me."

"What are you complaining about? You're a Casanova."

"Yeah but usually..." He peeked out of the alleyway and ducked his head back in, "Ok, I'm not the kind of Casanova in love stories."

"Oh God" I said, rolling my eyes.

"No I'm serious."

"Here it comes..."

"Cale I'm a different kind of Casanova,"

"Chase, I'm not in the mood for listening to your story about being a changed person or whatever lecture you're going to give me because I'm having a moment with Princess Celestia."

"Cale, hear me out."

"Look" I said, moving to the side. "I don't care what happened to you. What I care about right now is spending time with the mare who is out there wondering why you dragged me here. Now if you'll excuse me, this Romeo has to get to his Juliet. I straightened my jacket and patted him on the cheek. "Fine, make it quick."

"I usually flirt for comfort and sometimes I don't expect the girl to request me to take her to my apartment which also happens."

"And?" I asked.

"When I flirted with Princess Twilight, it was the first time I did it for love, not comfort."

"So what are you complaining about?"

"I'm a Casanova, I flirt with one girl, sometimes we do it in the apartment, and then I end up cheating on her. Cale, I don't want to cheat on Princess Twilight. I want to be with her forever."

"Then don't attempt to find another girl, just stick with her."

"That's the thing. At rare times, I don't find the ladies. The ladies find me." I looked out from the alleyway and saw Princess Celestia still waiting patiently. Not only that, but Princess Twilight was with her.

"The mares are out there waiting for us" I said.

"Cale, what if I let slip that..." I turned to him and slapped him across the face.

"Pull yourself together, man! You love her, she loves you back, end of story."

"You're right" he said with confidence. "You're absolutely right, I won't let my inner Casanova get the best of me!" He was filled with confidence.

"That's it! Bring out the confidence in you!" I shouted with excitement. "Let's go, we got ourselves a date with royalty." As I left the alleyway, Chase started to be overdramatic. And boy was it pathetic.

"I'm fucked..." He said in a pathetic tone.

Through the course of the day, Princess Celestia spent a lot of our time walking through Ponyville, talking, and even chatted with the other Horsemen. She and Fluttershy even watched with great amusement as Jack and I battled out who could urge the most chickens back into their coops. It ended up b eing a tie. I was hoping we would have a chance to talk to Remy, but he was too busy still coaching Rainbow Dash. Chase on the other hand, he was still nervous about the problem he told me when he cornered me in the most unusual way in that alleyway. Sooner or later, that guy is going to have to suck it up and forget about it.

That Night

I was standing in a field just outside Ponyville thinking of nothing in particular. I was glancing up at the moon Princess Luna had recently risen. A noise startled me, and when I turned around, I saw Princess Celestia. "I have some bad news Cale" she said sadly.

"What is it?" I asked. "Wait, what are you doing out in the night?"

"Never mind that" she said seriously. "What I have to say is important..." I kept my mouth shut and listened. "Sir Prize is starting the invasion in 2 hours." That lying son of a bitch!

"Then I'm going to rally the other three and..." Princess Celestia wrapped her wings around me and pulled me close.

"I don't want to lose you" she said. I didn't know whether to ask myself 'Did my ears deceive me?' Or whether to say my heart leapt out of my chest because those two things played in my mind simultaneously. I'll just stick with both. She then released me from her hug.

"Cale. You're going up against someone with a high knowledge of magic and a royal guard who is a great strategist. Even if I gave you knowledge of magic you still won't..." I put a finger to her muzzle.

"Back in my world, I once slain three generals, 17 soldiers, 12 bodyguards, all in the same building. And one of them had the same strategic mind as Checkmate. If I could wipe those men out, I could do the same tonight. And I promise... I won't let anypony die."

"Promise?"

"Promise" I answered. "How long does it take for you to get us prepared?" I asked.

"Not that long" she answered. I smiled at her answer.

"Well then I guess we have a lot of time to spare." I leaned forward and kissed her. Princess Celestia wrapped her wings around me and kissed back but a bit more passionately. I removed my leather jacket and shirt and dropped them on the grass. I wrapped my arms around her the same time she wrapped her wings around me. Her coat felt a little itchy against my bare skin but I didn't give a shit. The two of us continued to hug, kiss, and caress each other under the moonlight.

Elsewhere (not too long ago, same situation as me)

Chase was pacing around the foyer of Princess Twilight's library, talking to himself. "Ok you could do this. It's simple. You approach her, kiss her and admit your love. He walked over to a window and pulled back the curtain. From a distance, he could see a faint outline of me standing in the middle of the field, looking up at the moon. "Oh God, Romeo #1 over there is probably planning out his love to Juliet..." He closed the curtain and sat on a sofa. He stood up and continued to pace. "Fuck it. I'm going to approach Princess Twilight, and say it to her face. " 'Your Highness, I love you.' Nah that's too--" when he turned around, he ended up face-to-face with a smiling alicorn. Chase cried out and staggered back, falling back on his ass on the sofa. "When did you get here?!" He asked, shocked. "Oh God you didn't hear all that stuff did you?" He asked. Princess Twilight began to approach him with a lustful look on her face. Chase laughed nervously. "Ok, this getting a little scary, so I'm just gonna go and--" Princess Twilight shoved him back down on the sofa with her magic and walked closer to him. Before he could do anything, Princess Twilight placed both her hooves on his chest. Chase gulped. Princess Twilight leaned forward and kissed him on the lips. Before he could think of trying to fight her off, all his nervousness vanished. It's official, he loves Princess Twilight, end of story. He wrapped his arms around her neck and kissed back. Princess Twilight used her magic to dim the light. The two continued to hug, kiss, and caress each other while the moonlight shone through the window. It was a matter of time before the Canterlot raid began.