Pegasus Anatomy
"I sincerely recommend you read that." Celestia says in a shockingly serious tone. What is wrong with her, did I do something? You had no idea what was happening here whatsoever.
“Ok, I’ll read it later,” you say grabbing the book.
“No I really, really recommend you read that right now.” Celestia heavily insists, her brows barely narrowing to further display sternness which you greatly notice.
Sheesh okay, relax woma- err... mare.
“Uhh, ok? I guess I’ll see you later,” you grab the book and say your goodbye, leaving the room and starting to walk towards your own. Heh, Pegasus Anatomy. Reading isn’t really your thing, and being forced into reading something doesn’t help on that preference either.
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You were sitting at the desk in the middle of your room with the book in front of you. Ok, here we go. Opening the first few pages only revealed some boring stuff about who wrote the book and in what year, quickly you skip all those pages until you arrive at the table of contents.
She didn’t say what I should read, she simply said “Read it”. We all know that isn’t gonna happen. IF, I’m going to read this, I might as well start with the things that interest me.
A supposed hour has passed as you continue perusing the table of contents, searching for a subject that isn’t too boring. Then, your eyes fall upon that one topic that has always boggled your mind.
“Pegasus Wings,” read the subtitle. Time to unravel the mysteries of flying horses.
You go to the indicated page and begin reading; sadly enough it wasn’t as interesting as you thought it would be. Most of it were boring facts like:
Pegasus wings are bigger and heavier than bird wings.
The wingspan of a pegasus does not affect the ability to fly.
Sexual pleasure is achieved by softly touching the skin underneath the feathers.
“Wait... WHAT THE!?! SEXUAL FRIGGIN PLEASURE? All those times I have... and she didn’t...”
You continue reading.
When aroused, the wings of a pegasus stiffen to the point that folding them back is impossible.
But, but... that night, Celestia and I were drunk. I was stuck in a room with an aroused horse and I can’t even remember what happened...
“NOOO!” You throw the book off the desk, run out of the room and start running back to Celestia’s chamber. Have to Apologise. Have to make sure nothing happened.
Moments later you arrive there and hastily knock on the door. The second the door opens you simply lose all control and start blurring out everything in your mind.
“Celestia Im so so sorry, I mean, I didn’t kno-... and your wings, we were drunk-”
Suddenly, a bunch of your mixed stammering and jabbering was halted by a goddess’ hoof planted on your lips.
“Don’t worry, Anon, everything is fine. You did nothing wrong.”
“B-b-but there is!” you nervously stutter. “I… I touched you. While we were drunk! And I don’t even know what happened after.”
“Ah yes, that night was quite fun, actually,” she says with a small serene smile. You were left mouth agape.
“D-do you m-mean we... and that you... ‘n your wings,” you say shakily. No please no...
At this she simply lets out a giggle.
“No, we have not. Once again, don’t worry. I forgive you for molesting me.”
“MOLESTING YOU?! But you sai-” She then bursts out in laughter on the floor in front of you.
“You should have seen your face!” She slightly gasps between breaths. All you could do is awkwardly smile as she slowly regains her composure.
“Well, I actually didn’t...not like it,” she says when she’s done laughing. Didn’t not like it? As in, she liked it!?
Several awkward moments pass as your mind processes all the information you just received.
“Ehh yeah, I think... I should get back to my room,” you say, trying to escape all the awkwardness.
“Very well,” You were about to turn around, but she spoke once more.
“Oh, and could you be present here at my room tonight?” Celestia asks. At her room? Tonight?
“Yeah, sure? Is there a special reason?” you ask out of curiosity.
“Not In particular; I simply need to discuss some things with you.”
“Ok, sure.” Please don’t let it be related with what I just found out. With that thought said, you gingerly say your farewells and leave the room.
Well, that went better than expected. Only now that I have to be at her room tonight for who the hell knows what... But until then, I think I deserve a nap.
~~~~
On your back, you lie dead asleep underneath your soft and plush comforters. Scratching your bare chest, you then roll over lying flat on top of your stomach snatching your pillow in the process and hugging it as tightly as possible
"Mmmm," you inaudibly moan in pleasure.
"Gee, Celestia, I never knew how incredibly soft you are," slowly you start planting small kisses on your pillow.
“You’re so beautiful... I wrote you a poem... When I close my eyes you’re all I see, that reminds me every time that you mean the world to me. When I look in your eyes full of passion and fire, I realize you’re the only one that can please my hearts desire...” You open your eyes abruptly at the realization of what the heck you were doing. Great, so I’m infatuated with the princess of ponies now?
You throw the pillow off as you squirm out of bed. A quick glance at your clock reveals the time to be 9PM!
“AH CRAP!” You exclaim panickingly. In haste, you grab your clothes, put them on, and storm out of your room as swiftly as your tired legs can move.
She said tonight, right? 9PM is tonight...right... With no time to lose, you sprint through the halls of the castle on your way to Celestia’s chamber. Upon arrival, you spare some time regaining your composure and lower your heart rate. When you’re finally calmed down you knock on the door. Hoof steps could be heard behind it and after several moments the door opens revealing a rather stunning Celestia.
“Wow Celestia, you look positively amazing!” You say admiring the sight in front of you.
“Hello to you as well, Anon.” She says with a soft smile.
“Ehh, sorry I’m late...” You say, swallowing the lump in your throat.
“No matter. Now come, follow me. We have things to do...”
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These short chapters are going to kill me.
If this story had the "sex" tag, I could probably guess what was about to happen. But since it doesn't, I have no idea what Celestia could be up to.
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Haha, I'm very sorry for that, but allas I have no other way of writing this story
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Let's just say romance is not all about sex
I'm not allowed to say more.
3438822 That wing thing came close though.
And I may forgive you for not telling me if, and I mean IF you release the next chapter soon
Finally a new chapter. What took you so long
3438850 Your answer lies in the comments, my good sir.
Pretty well done, I must say. I'm looking forward to the rest of the chapters.
AN UPDATE!!!
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*Squee*
a great continuation of a great fic! keep on goin'! (Don't let life hold ya back man...)
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Haha I'll try my best
That's a triple negative. She's saying she didn't like it. I'm fairly sure you didn't mean for that.
Nice to see you're back! And yeah, life always has a habbit of getting in the way...
The end.
3439123 wow, well done good sir. I'll edit it right away.
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Indeed it does, hopefully things 'll go better from now on
Awesome
great chapter
Oh boy...
Anon, meet Princess Molestia.
Sometimes you have a to take life by the balls then jump out a window yelling free bird, quite relaxing.
The next chapter gonna get saucey huh?
Nope, sex is not possible.
Even if Celestia made him read a book on the pony body, with him dreaming of making hot love to her, she liking whatever the heck he did to her when we were drunk, and telling him to meet her somewhere during the night wearing something beautiful.
Nope, no sex. That can not happen. There's a zero percent chance of getting laid, ever.
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Okay, he's screwed.
What kind of "things" hmmm
Get some!! Ooooohh right.
Bow chicka wow wow
I have a strange feeling that Luna was watching that dream, then quickly told her sister about it.
You know, having sex with a horse is legal in 23 states but gay marriage is only legal in 6.
Ever notice every Anon is a pussy when it comes to mares? "What? One's coming on to me? Crap, now I'm going to be eaten by tigers!" It's like every person who writes these is afraid of girls.
Giggity
Damn... So he was indirectly satisfing the Phoenix and the Sunny Pony... Neat
To be honest, I was kinda expecting something along the lines of "Caution: this shit is considered intimate", you know? Jumping straight to inappropriate touch is a tad heavy. ;]
I won't crap on the characters, the story, or the pacing though. First multichapter story and all that. But I will say that it's close in quality to being a "cult classic", if you know what I mean. ;-]