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For those waiting for the Missing Sense, hang tight.
By the end of this year, I'll have When Chaos Stirs finished in fiction press... I'll begin work on another major project right after that. Look forward to it.
After I finished When Chaos Stirs, I'll work on a couple of short stories before doing the next big story. Expect illustrations on the next big project, I'll announce it on here when I begin.
Okay, I'm thinking about doing something on this sight.
I've been reading a few fanfictions around here lately, and its all good... But I noticed that none are willing to really criticize an author's story.
And it just so happens that I love criticizing.
So, here's what I'm thinking about doing. I'm going to go into these 'popular stories' that are posted on the first page of this sight. I'm going to theory read it and point out every single plot flaw I find, much like Cinimasins. I won't count grammer because nearly everyone here sucks at grammer, including myself.
So be on the look out when I post a review. I just might do a popular story like Cupcakes or My Little Dashie.
Send a request and I'll do it.
And be warned...I will show no mercy.
Hey thanks for adding Discord Writes a Ship Fic to your favorites list, I appreciate it more than you know, or maybe you do know? I don't know. Or do I?
THE POINT IS, Thank you very much! And I hope with all my heart that you do enjoy the story. 
So, keep all wings, horns hooves and legs inside the cart at all times, In case of an emergency, your seat can (supposedly) be used as a flotation device!
Now strap in and enjoy the ride!
I am so sorry about the wait, readers. I know it's been weeks since my last update but My proofreaders are having a hard time getting to me. If I don't hear from any of them within two days, I'll go ahead and publish chapter 2. It won't be proofread professionally, but I'll at least have something on the table until the next chapter.
I have Chapter 2 of The Missing Sense typed...Just waiting for my proofreader.