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// dragons intimacy 
// Story: The Warrior 
// by bronys unite 
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		Celestia sighed and then said "Ohh really could I test your bed cleaning skills we have a lot of guards." Wildfire smiled and said "What if a dragon or manticore shows up who will save them the ponies?" "The guards of course." Celestia replied then Wildfire smiled and said "Ohh so then why was there so many dead guards in the dragons lair and why was the manticore only trapped inside of a building?" Celestia frowned and then said "Fine I see your point." Then Wildfire picked them both up and used his magic to clean them off then he cleaned the bed. Then he said "Now if you want to leave the easiest way is to just teleport back up. If you want to come see me again then you just have to teleport down here." Celestia then nodded charged up her horn and left Wildfire alone then Wildfire teleported to see his mare-friend off when she left he wanted to know what the ponies thought of his human self. Wildfire walked off he wanted to see Twilight and know why she joined Fluttershy in raping his wings. He soon headed off towards Twilights house when he arrived there he knocked on the door then he heard Twilight say "One second." Wildfire was just as tall as Celestia so walking in would be easier it was this mare though he didn't want to be drugged again. Then the lavender mare opened the door and said "Hi my name is Twilight what is yours?" Wildfire looked at the mare then said "My name is Wildfire and may I come in." The mare nodded and let Wildfire in Wildfire then looked at the mare and said "How do you feel about Alexander?" Then he thought that was a little early then the mare blushed and said "I look at him has a friend." A blush soon spread across her face then he got closer and said "Tell the truth." The mare looked insulted but then tried to seduce him by kissing his lips he then backed away and started to wipe his tongue off with his hooves then Twilight looked at him and said in a seductive voice "So your gay well I can change that." Then Wildfire was about to say something then Twilight interrupted and said "Will you play rough with me promise me or else." Then Wildfire was about to use his magic only to look and see his horn turning into stone he then said "Hell no." then his legs turned to stone and it started to go across his body then he said "Okay okay fine." Twilight stopped the spell for a split second then Wildfire broke the stone and set up his force field then he picked the mare up and shook her in the air and turned her upside down. Then Wildfire said "No I'm not gay I have a mare-friend now tell me the truth." He then put his truth spell on her and then she said "Well forgive me for wanting to try something new okay." Then Wildfire let her down and then she asked "So who is your mare-friend?" Wildfire then looked around nervously and couldn't think of the name then Twilight said "You don't have one do you!?" Then Wildfire looked around even more then he saw her horn light up then he felt a presence in him trying to search his mind for something" Wildfire then kicked it out then Twilight flew back and crashed into a wall she then looked at him and cast another spell. Wildfire started to feel dizzy just like the night when he took the truth drug thing. Then Twilight said "Do you have a mare-friend?" Wildfire quickly said "Yes." Then she asked "Who is it." Wildfire thought for a moment he couldn't tell her Celestia but if he included her in the sentence then Twilight said "Who is it!?" Wildfire looked around and his mind was screaming 'CELESTIA  CELESTIA SAY IT DAMNIT SAY IT!!' He had to resist every urge in his body to not say it but his mind started to hurt it looked at Twilight she was making him fight himself mentally and physically. He was able to resist but his knees had started to shake. Then Twilight fell over completely exhausted and just looked at the alicorn still standing but shaking. Then he stopped and then Spike walked in and said "Oh hey Wildfire I have a question." Wildfire looked at the purpled dragon and said "Yes what is it." Then Spike said "I was wondering if you could give me relationship advice because I heard a mare went into your house last night and just left this morning?" Wildfire blushed a little and said "Spike I don't think I can help you." Then Spike looked at him and said in a disheartened tone "Ohh okay." Alexander looked at the sad dragon and said "Hey don't be sad I think that whoever your special somepony is they will come around." Spike looked up at the white alicorn and said "Really?" Wildfire simply nodded then he walked out knowing what the town rumor was and that the ponies who wanted him just wanted to experiment. Wildfire then saw Spike running around buying random things for this white pony which Wildfire thought might be Spikes love and he only thought wow some people are really experimental. He then approached the mare and she bowed then Wildfire said "Stand." Then the white mare got up and said in a really prissy voice and said "What do you want sir?" Has she batted her eyelashes Causing Wildfire to only think about how much this pony probably had sex she was probably the town sl**. Then Wildfire just asked "What is your name." "My name is Rarity why?" She batted her eyelashes only increasing Wildfires anger then he said "Why the hell are you batting your eyelashes it is really aggravating me." Rarity then looked a little hurt and said "Well why not at such a strong stallion." Wildfire then saw Spike turn red and Spike looked very sad and heart-broken then Wildfire said "Fuck you bitch I'm going to say hi to my mare-friend you common town whore." Then he spread his wings and before he took off he winked at Spike and sent him a mental note saying comfort her. Then he took of at such a speed that it also messed up the ponies mane. He arrived at Canterlot in minutes to see Celestia reading a note he landed behind her and said "So what does it say?" Celestia turned around and said "It says how much of an asshole you are." "Oh really because the love I might have just caused should out weigh that." Wildfire finished then Celestia said "You made her cry and run home and then she sent this letter telling me all stallions are complete jerk-offs." "Oh really now because I was the one batting my eyelashes and basically trying to have sex with the obviously strong and probably very rich stallion while being very fucking shallow just because he lost his wife you think you have a shot so you bring your whore ass up asking for sex and money and giving the man so many disease he can just fall over I have rejected so many whores why accept them now why change!!" Tears were welling up in his eyes and had started to fall as he fell down on his flank and broke down into tears. Then Celestia looked at her Stallion-friend she had never seen him to the point of breaking down in tears and he was obviously remembering his life back where he was from and he was muttering stuff under his breath. Then Celestia walked up beside him and started to stroke his back and trying to comfort the emotionally scarred stallion who could have easily broke himself and killed the mare or Celestia or just about anypony. Then some guards walked in and saw the stallion in tears only to laugh at him and they said "Ha what a cry baby to just break down in tears it was probably the fact his sandwich didn't have its crust." The guards were laughing to hard to notice Celestia's warning look then Wildfire stood up and screamed "Yeah why don't I devour your foals and kill your special somepony and we will see how you like living a world filled with hate and anger and then have it all lost I have seen men two million times what you are and they fought till their last breaths for their leader even in certain defeat they stared it down and died like men lets see how you fare against death!!" The stallions faces grew with instant sorrow and anger for what the stallion said then one of them said "We will always fight to the death for our brothers on the field and never betray them in combat!" Then the white alicorn pulled his sword out and charged he stuck his sword straight through the guard who had mocked his tears of pain the he pointed his sword at the guard who said they were always loyal the guard then said "I'm sorry please don't kill me please." He was trembling with fear then Wildfire said "HA I knew you weren't brave at all you are nothing compared to my men we fought to our last breaths they risked their lives facing certain death from the thousands of men attacking when we only had forty five men if I remember correctly and they fought off the enemy and maybe you should grow some balls and not back down from a fight think of the Spartans they never quit and they sent out three hundred men to fight a army of thousands they used strategic ideas and were trained from childhood and are taken away from their mothers and sent are trained to show no mercy and feel no mercy so why don't you think before your next snide comment you limp dicked bitch!!" Wildfire was practically spitting out fire then he noticed the guard was laying down on his stomach crying to himself then Wildfire turned around and he heard a single weak voice say "Die!!" It was crying but angry, then Wildfire dodged the attack that came from behind then he sliced the guards forelegs off and the guard fell to his side to stare in shock and agony at his attacker. Then Wildfire walked up and said "Enjoy the flame." He spit fire out of his mouth and watched as the guard started to twitch and move around on the ground still trying to get out of the pain he was experiencing. Wildfire just sat down and watched the guard scream in pain then the screaming stopped and the body was just twitching and rolling around in its torment then Celestia said "Wildfire what did you just do?" She knew but she wanted clarification then Wildfire answered "I lived the moment by the samurai code of honor kill those who insult you and show no mercy." He said with no emotion in his voice then Celestia said "So was it really necessary." Wildfire simply nodded then Celestia said "Well you certainly killed the mood didn't you." She then saw the tears dripping out of his eyes as the memories of sorrow and pain flooded his mind he remembered trying to kill himself then he cascaded his healing powers into the guards they got up looked around they looked at Wildfire and ran out of the room screaming for mercy then Wildfire looked at the princess and said "I'm so so sor-sorry for th-this." He said before letting the crying swamp over him he then put his sword back in its place and cried then Celestia shut the door and locked it and said "It is okay I understand how you could let the anger get to you I was trying to get them to stop laughing but they wouldn't stop." Then she picked him up and placed him on the bed and was about to start having sex but then Wildfire said "Can we just talk and then go to sleep?" Celestia nodded and laid down by the stallion they talked for a while until it was dark then they heard a loud knocking and a voice saying "Your majesty Twilight is here she has something urgent to tell you." "Let her in." Celestia said without thinking then the purple mare ran in then gasped has she saw Wildfire and Celestia laying in the bed and she turned a bright shade of red as she thought about what had been happening before she ran in. Then Celestia remembered the stallion in her bed and said "Twilight its not what you think!" But the mare had already began to run down the hall then Celestia closed the door and sighed and said "Can you please go Wildfire." Wildfire complied and flew out of the castle he went and he just flew around looking for something to do.

Then Wildfire saw a coliseum and he thought well this should be fun he went down and landed by the guard on duty and said "How much for a seat." The guard looked at him and said "One hundred bits because the only thing left is V.I.P. seating." Wildfire nodded and pulled the money out and the guard pulled out a ticket and said "Your a little late don't you think?" Wildfire then walked away ignoring the guards question then a pony saw him and asked "Ticket please." Wildfire showed him the V.I.P. ticket then the pony opened a door to the side and said "Last door on the left." Then Wildfire nodded and walked down the hall and when he reached the end he opened the door which was actually pretty close to the ground and lead to a large patio. He walked up to the railing and sat down then he heard the announcer say "Gentle colts and mares this colosseum is here in honor of the old games that our ancestors played in and died in but we do not use real weapons." Everypony gasped in relief and Wildfire then said "Well that is no fun." The pony on the patio next to him looked at him in disgust and horror Wildfire ignored the pony and looked at the arena. He watched as two ponies walked onto the field one was a pegasus and was wearing a blue suit and his enemy was a unicorn and was wearing a red suit. They approached then the blue one flew into the air and dived straight down at his enemy who had a wooden sword and shield he blocked it with the sword and hit his enemy in the ribs. A loud crack was heard and the ponies gasped at the pony with a broken rib cage Wildfire thought about joining the arena to give them a real show. Then the pegasus fell to the ground and spat out a little bit of blood then the announcer said "Finish it!!" Then the unicorn hit him in the face and the pegasus laid there with a broken snout and blood trickling onto the floor then two ponies in white came out and lifted the pegasus up and the unicorn got cheers. Then people went around the area asking for bits or the ponies to get out some left more came in then on walked onto the balcony Wildfire was on and he said "Sir do you want to pay or do you want to leave." Wildfire shook his head and said "No I want to fight." Wildfire turned around and looked at the pony and he said "Okay but you can only use on advantage wings or magic." Wildfire looked at him and said "Only my old form." Then he smiled then the pony led him through the building and then they went down some more stairs and stopped in a room filled with cages and ponies of different colors then Wildfire asked "So do I get paid for this or no." The pony he was following said "Yes you will get paid because you volunteered to fight and you won't live here or train here." Wildfire then said "Okay." Then the pony led him into a room and said "Pick a team." Wildfire thought and said "Which one loses most of the time." The pony then said "Red usually loses I was surprised he won tonight." Wildfire then said okay then he picked up a red suit and turned it to were it would fit Alexander then the pony said "That’s not going to fit you." Then his mouth hung open as Wildfire put the clothes on and turned back into Alexander and then he said "Yes it will and I want a sword and shield." Then Alexander levitated a  sword and shield his way and modified them to fit his body then he asked "How much to I get paid?" The pony was still in shock and said "Five bits every match your in. Oh and what do you want to be called?" Alexander looked at him and said "The unborn." The pony nodded and walked off but before he left he said "Wait for the door to open that will lead you to a gate when that opens walk out and wait for the announcer." Then Alexander waited and waited then the door opened and two ponies were carrying a pony that was unconscious they didn't look at Alexander but carried the pony off then Alexander walked through the door and waited for the cage to open then her heard the announcer say "Okay tonight we have a new pony fighter his name is the unborn he is a alicorn but will be fighting in a different form that was his original self and his name is The unborn lets hear it for his fight with the legend we all now he will need luck." Then the cage door opened and Alexander walked out to see a unicorn wearing a blue suit and then he heard gasps and heard the ponies say "That's Alexander." He also heard other things that were rumors and more but he decided to ignore them then  the pony he was fighting started to cast a spell at the ground and he summoned golems that were twice as tall as Alexander and Alexander smiled and said "Bring it." Then the golems charged he dodged one of them and jumped on its arm and when he was on its back he said "Here I am." It swung trying to get the man on its back then Alexander hit it on the back of its neck and it fell over and went back into the ground then he turned around and charged the others. Then the golems started to go back into the ground in their own fear then all that was left was the unicorn who had a spear. Alexander then took his sword and threw it as hard as he could at the pony who fell to the ground holding his bleeding forehead and then Alexander heard the announcer say "Finish him." Alexander looked up and said "Can I break his horn." Then the announcer said "It is allowed as long as it is not fatal." Alexander nodded and walked up to the quivering pony and the pony said "Please don't break my horn please." He was in tears and Alexander thought ahh screw it he helped the pony up and threw him onto his side and the pony bounced up ten feet and came back down with a thud and he was out. Then the ponies in white came out and picked up the pony and then Alexander looked up and said "I want to challenge your strongest warrior." Then the announcer said "Okay get the pony out and tell the night terror to come out." The ponies all gasped and then the white ponies picked up the wounded unicorn and walked off then Alexander walked back to his side of the field. Then the announcer said "Okay this match will be to the death." All the ponies gasped even more then Alexander saw a small pony come out and then he turned into a dragon. Alexander smiled and said "Ha I get to kill another one." He charged and said "Come on eat me you fat bitch!" The dragon ate him foolishly and Alexander stuck his hand inside of the neck and then he found what he was looking for and ripped it open and then the dragon howled and Alexander started to climb upwards and he got to the top and punched out some of the dragons teeth. Then he jumped out and rolled has he hit the ground the ponies all gasped and then the dragon tried to get Alexander  but he just ran around then the first loud explosion was heard. The dragon looked down and then in horror at Alexander who turned around and smiled he thought he had given the show he wanted the ponies to remember and then another explosion and more and the ponies watched in horror as the dragon began to explode into gewy chunks. The blood and chunks were going every where and then the blood and gore reached the audience adn they were puking up something bad and then one last loud explosion was heard and the dragons head went flying through the air and it landed next to a wall. Alexander was drenched in blood and then he cleaned himself and said "I'm out and I hope you remember this." He flew out of the arena has a human and then he landed gently on the balcony and saw the princess having sex with Wildfire who was panting heavly then Alexander said "YOU BITCH!!" He then charged at the changeling and sliced his head off and the princess looked in shock as the Wildfire she was having sex with turned into a changeling then slipped out dead. The princess looked at Alexander and said "He knew the answer but how." Then Alexander saw the shadow in the middle of the room he struck it with his sword and it bursted into a dark cloud and it said "Ha Alexander you should be scared next time you see a shadow any where." Alexander then said "You are going to die for this terror and Celestia I am sorry for killing your sex buddy but now I am out of here and I am going to talk to Spike and see if his day was good." Then Alexander went and jumped out the off the balcony and flew towards Ponyville when he got there he flew towards the library. He knocked on the door and saw the baby dragon open the door and he said "Oh hey Alexander have you seen that asshole Wildfire anywhere." "Nope but I was wondering how your day was with Rarity." Spike looked at Alexander and said "What but how did you know?" "Just tell me." Alexander finished then Spike said "Well I got to kiss her with her permission and got to grab her flank why?" "So then why are you calling Wildfire a asshole he helped you get those." Then Spike looked at Alexander and said "Because he called my Rarity a bitch and something I dare not utter." "So maybe his life was hard and he hated mares like that you don't judge someone by their actions unless you know what was going threw their head." Then Spike seemed to think this over and then he said "Well I see what you mean but Rar-" "Well are you and Rarity very happy together." Spike nodded and then Alexander said "See he did it for you two because he must have thought you would make a good couple." Spike then nodded and then Alexander heard Twilight say "Spike who is it?" "It's Alexander." Spike replied then Twilight said "Let him in I need to tell him something." Alexander walked in to see Twilight dressed up in an attractive outfit then she said "Alexander I'm so sorry but Celestia is cheating on you." "No she is not first of all I'm Wildfire second of all I got mad at Rarity because it would make her and Spike fall in love and also have a better time together then just that moment of anger and I didn't want to yell at her and say those things but she aggravated the hell out of me so enjoy your night alone." He then teleported out leaving the mare to think about what he had said he was in his room laying down staring at the mural above the door wondering if that would ever happen.




Hey I don't know why but I tried to post a comedy yesterday and it wasn't approved but if you can read it and try to tell someone if it can be posted or tell me what I did wrong but it is rated mature and invulves the Cutie mark crusaders turning into the Abortion Crusader. Okay and I might be working on another story I don't know but If I don't add on to this tommarow then I am working on the other story so yeah bye.



The path to abandonment


The curse has begun