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This story is a sequel to Danger Than Fiction, or, Pony Pony Literature Club, or, Take a Look, You're in a Book, or, Four Nerds and an Alcoholic (Who Is also a Nerd), or, Virtue Rewarded


After braving metafictional narratives and crazed fanfic authors, Daring Do meets her greatest challenge yet: Canterlot High School. Meanwhile, the school science club has inadvertently set up an exchange student program with Equestria of their own. Will anypony or human find their way back before reality collapses under the sheer weight of the plotholes?


This all might make more sense if you read the previous story first. Or it might not. This is an exquisite corpse, and sense is in short supply here.

Cover art kludged together by Meta Four, with apologies to GrapefruitFace, 90Sigma, SketchMCreations, and namelesshero2222.

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"The Everfree Forest doesn't know what went wrong! A collection of random stories about ponies in need of chaos threatens to be happy. What will become an apple tree, and what will become a mysterious dream? The final foal awakens. Will she destroy gravity?"


A 'My little Pony' fanfiction written using Botnik’s Predictive Keyboard. A collaboration between man and machine, in the same vein as “Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like A Large Pile of Ash”.

Teen rating for quite possibly the most bizarre innuendos you'll ever read.

Special thanks to FanOfMostEverything, and everyone involved in his multi-author shorts-collections "Never the Final Word (Vol. 2)" and "Group Precipitation" for providing the input data.

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Greetings, noble truth-seeker! If you've picked up this book and/or found it in a trash can, it means you've grown bored of the sugar-coated lies gleefully swallowed by the brainwashed masses. This guide contains almost everything you need to know about Equestria, from the truth about Princess Celestia's mane to the names and motives of groups operating in the shadows. It's all here, gathered and meticulously documented by a team of skilled authors. Read on if you must, but be aware of the risks. If it's discovered that you have gotten your hooves on this guide, who knows what will happen to you!

--Lyra

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Pinkie has one month to throw a party that's out of this world. Which is exactly where she'll receive the training she needs.

Can she brave the trials of artistic integrity, heavy rainfall, an actual literal gun, and thinking too hard about why she went to Equestria in the first place?

Written as an entry for Aragon's Comedy (is Serious Business) contest.

Prereading and editing were done very graciously by Oroboro and Pearple Prose. Cover art by Lia Aqila.

Story is complete and will be updated daily!


UPDATE: Placed fourth in the contest!

Featured by the Royal Canterlot Library!

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Pegasus ponies have never experienced Hearths Warming like other ponies. Where Earth ponies enjoy snow and presents, pegasi must provide the snow and keep the post service working. One fateful holiday season, they get fed up.

This is the exchange of letters between the Under-Diplomat Sayonara Serious from Cloudsdale Cloud 9, stationed in Ponyville, and Minister Angle, regarding the fearsome Hearth's Warming Boycott.

What would you do if a certain holiday never ended?

Rated Teen for shenanigans.

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Set at the end of Season 3 just before Twilight becomes an alicorn, this story was originally meant to be a vehicle for humorously recapping every episode to that point, using Twilight and Pinkie to play MST3K, after a fashion. I only ever got through three of the planned 67 chapters, which is pretty abysmal, so I never bothered posting it here. (And now I find that I don't even still have the text of chapter 3, which you can find at fanfiction.net.) But now, I figure, why not? What I've got is still entertaining to me, so you may find it so as well. Just know that it'll never be completed.

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Trade negotiations. Board meetings. Formal garden parties. Not the definition of a fun weekend for Princess Celestia at all.

However, Celestia has a plan. Rarity’s going to join her this year, and by their gossiping powers combined, they may be able to turn this upcoming convention into something a little more unconventional.

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The standalone sequel to my first ever story, An Apple Amidst Crazies. Reading the prequel is not required at all.


Featured briefly on 2/8/15


With Big Mac and her friends unable to help her with this season's applebucking, Applejack thought she was going to be the only one to take on the enormous task. That is, until she meets Derpy.

With Derpy helping out, Applejack should have no worries with this season's applebucking.

Probably.

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The Filly Guides believe in three basic tenets:

Love your fellow mare.

Do onto others as you would have them do to you.

No filly left behind.

And somewhere between those three would be the rule that any Filly Guide must have all their basic merit badges by the end of their first year. Then again, that rule may be written between the lines of the welcome pamphlet they hand out at orientation. Who can say?

What can be said is that out of all the little fillies of Troop Two-Oh-One, Tag-A-Long has just one scout short of just one simple badge. Easy-peasy.

Edited by: Chaotic Note, AlicornPriest

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Twilight has a terrible case of writer’s block, and her creative efforts have been nullified for over a month now. She seeks help and gets an ingenious idea.

Maybe too ingenious.


An attempt to break out of my own damned writer’s block. Let’s hope it worked.

Thanks to:
Aragon for the idea as well as proof-reading.
Abcron for editing.
The Abyss for additional tips on how to deal with this block.

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