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Hello, I am a graphic designer who enjoys MLP. Drawing, writing, and proofreading are the main things I like to share with others.


Applebuck season is coming up, and Big Mac is unable to help due to another injury. Not wanting a repeat of the last time she tried to do all the work herself, Applejack goes to ask all her friends to help out.

Surely at least some of her friends will be able to help, right?

Standalone sequel: Apple Butter

Chapters (6)
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Comments ( 34 )

Applejack, The Only Sane Pony.

Hilarious read. Love it. Will follow.

readin’ is not good for Rainbow’s health

I see what you did there. :ajsmug:

I just love it when everyone's chapter had the word "crazy" on it, yet when pinkie's chapter rolls out it's just "pinkie pie" XD

Now Rainbow, there's no need to go all Misery on us. :pinkiegasp:

Oh my, that was bucking hillarious :D amazing story!

I'm pretty sure those outfits are what the fashion police use for riot gear when they need to beat someone with a fabulous baton.

I had the same thing happen with a friend and Taylor swift... They breathed in
Sharpie time

Same thing happened with durians
To this day I have a slightly larger nostril and a limp
And my house smells like chlorine

5610513 yes. That is the uniform

Don’t get me wrong, she has made some cool stuff from her experiments like turning gold into cookies.

I agree with these priorities, but only when the last tree yadda yadda yadda you will see that you can't eat cookies.


Now I want to see a skateboarding otter.

Just two more paramedic visits, and we get a free prize!”

That's the worst victory ever! :rainbowlaugh:


I wish I could upvote your comment twice. :raritystarry:

:rainbowlaugh: Poor Applejack! The only sane mare out of her friends. Great story! Have a fave!

How else are they going to get you to keep on coming back?

Does anyone else think Fluttershy's animals training end masse to be circus performers would be great as its own story?

Pinkie Pie is synonomous with crazy!

I used to run cover-ups for a mage that could transmute gold into cookies.

Someone oughta tell Twilight that the easiest way to turn gold into cookies is to toss a bit on the counter at Sugar Cube Corner. :pinkiehappy:

Y'know... A bear could probably whack a tree hard enough to knock the apples off. Just a thought... :applejackconfused:

Wah wah wah horn

And best week , Rarity found tied up on top of a amall gem pile and spike hissing at anyone approuchijg his hoard.

According to the schedule, this is the last time today before she has to go to the hospital,” Spike explained nonchalantly.


less time and apples

less time and fewer apples

Rainbow’s shenanigans was


Na, that was a small one.

Na, I went out earlier


froo frooier.

more frou-frou.

froo froo


Hmm… Nah

Nah. (missing period)

So…the thing that drew me to this fic? The table of contents.
Crazies 1-5…and then there's Pinkie Pie.

I knew it was going to be a great escalation culminating in Pinkie, which means true greatness. :pinkiecrazy:
I know, right?
…and then, Pinkie Pie was almost reasonable. :rainbowderp: But at the end of "reasonable" that is around the bend of the horseshoe and adjacent to crazy.

Fixed up all the chapters. Thanks for reading my first fic ever!

Has she learned to transmute silver into white chocolate chip cookies?

Better question, is Granny Smith going to become One with all of the elderly people in the world?

Hilarious randomnous of Ponyville:rainbowlaugh:

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