It was the perfect plan. Beyond perfect. Chrysalis had everyone right where she wanted them. But man, she should really watch her mouth.

Yeah, I dunno. This is long overdue, but I thought it was worth posting anyways. One shot.

This is a collaborative fic written by three guys that have English as their second language (at best) in a gdoc while stepping in each other words after reading too many parodies. And I'm the one submitting it because I got the short straw.

A dud prophecy turns the townsfolk wary of the Elements of Harmony. The only solution to restore friendship: make the prophecy come true and temporarily take the reins as Ponyville's new masters! The Mane Six are going to learn just how hard it can be to be the bad guys...

Moonlight Raven enjoys darkness and gloom. Nopony understands her. If only she could meet a vampony or something, but what are the chances of that?

Ballpoint Smudge has one job. It's not an easy one, but it's one he's determined to do to the best of his ability. The only problem is that as soon as he meets Twilight Sparkle, everything he's ever learned about princesses goes flying out of the window. He was expecting her to be regal, haughty and bossy. Instead she's warm, friendly and welcoming. Perhaps she's genuinely a nice pony? Nah. It's got to be a test.

Based on an idea by Ambrose Bierce, from his excellent Devil's Dictionary. Just look up 'Insurance'.

Featured at 12.30 GMT on 15/06/2016. I am very pleased indeed about that.

Mars wants Fluttershy to be her moon.

Written for the F*** THIS PROMPT #15.

Equestria has a new alicorn!

While this raises many questions amongst the residents of Ponyville, this mysterious stranger seems to care less about the reactions of other ponies. Instead, she chooses to focus her attention on a certain yellow pegasus.

But where exactly did this alicorn come from? Why is she in Ponyville? And why can't she seem to remember her own name?

An entry for the 15th F*** This Prompt contest.

The Ponyville Six visit Canterlot to watch Rainbow Dash participate in a long-distance race. However, a visit to Twilight's favourite donut shop results in the bookish Unicorn finding herself in a pitched donut-eating battle with a certain pink Party Pony, with disastrous results.

This short story was created as part of a writing audition for the Equestria Online MMO.
I hope you enjoy it as much as the game's staff apparently did! :D

When a special birthday cake goes missing, it's up to Private Eye Pinkie Pie to figure out which of her friends is the culprit!

Originally written for the December 2015 Writeoff event, "Things Left Unsaid".

You will be Fluttershy, and you will have difficulty facing what will happen to Twilight.

(This fic was written in response to a kind-of-sort-of challenge... dare... thing... from an Equestria Daily pre-reader.)