Greetings, noble truth-seeker! If you've picked up this book and/or found it in a trash can, it means you've grown bored of the sugar-coated lies gleefully swallowed by the brainwashed masses. This guide contains almost everything you need to know about Equestria, from the truth about Princess Celestia's mane to the names and motives of groups operating in the shadows. It's all here, gathered and meticulously documented by a team of skilled authors. Read on if you must, but be aware of the risks. If it's discovered that you have gotten your hooves on this guide, who knows what will happen to you!
--Lyra
Chapters (14)
"Why don't you change into something more... comfortable?"
"I feel most comfortable when I am impervious to most forms of attack."
*sigh* Oh, Lyra. Well, let's see where this rabbit hole takes us.
i answered no to all those questions except the clothes one
darn im a spy time to bash my head against my laptop
oh god i am a being mind controlled i am always laughing around my friends and i often buy lunch for them and i have gone a date with one of them i need hurry and get some wine and a strawhat
good none of my friends are changelings but i now know my school is full of changelings seeing how angry almost every one else makes me
its a good thing i barely leave my house unless necassary
oh dang it they know our weakness
okay lets see i got the glitter,the ribbon, the foal powder, and the paint now i just need the axe
good they dont believe in the computers the secret is safe
i need to get some of these they sound awesome
Oh no, I'm turning into an alicorn!!
Like it already.
Not the bees
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"Accident (Adolescent Hoo Man)" Buck me I did laugh out loud!!
That was fun!!!
CHOCOLATE.WHY?!!!?HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME LIKE THIS?!?!?
Darn, I'm a spy.
Very amusing. I'm glad I checked this one out.
That axe idea is good, but I'll stick to my Sweetie-on-a-stick.
All you have to do is wave this adorable ball of giggles and fluff and zomponies crumble!
I think I prefer to be brainwashed... Lyra does know what brainwashing is like after all, remember Chrysilas?
Heh heh... Lyra.
You would've thought the Doctor would know that it's spelled "Human", not "Hoo Man"
Try Rose Tyler
I flirt with my friend. I am spy.
Adolescent! Accidents! That is hilarious!
Filthy Rich huh? These are the worst writers!
I want you to write these!
I lost it.
Also, this reminds me of SECRET GANGSTER FRANKENSTEIN RADIO CONTROLS
Ha! This is amazing, truly amazing. Now I know to always burst into a showtune when I enter a room and throw tomato juice in everyone's face prior to greeting-truly, valuable knowledge!
I consider myself to be delightfully mad, so please explain.
Remember: Truth and lies are inseparable, as we clamor for truth we sometimes miss the lies we are caught in, and just as lies lay within the truth so too is a lie founded upon the truth.
So far the only people that we know are safe are lyra and berry punch.
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I might be able to help you, or anybrony, with that matter. Take your pick of any of my selection of hatchets, Dane axes, battle axes, or splitting mauls (perhaps even a nice Zweihander would compliment your shining personality well enough?), anything for a fellow friend of the Equestrian Conspiracy Agency!
[looks around to slightly startled fans viewing the Totally Normal Cabinet of Axes]
....what?
Soooo..... Most of the internet are changelings ? That actually makes a lot of sense when you think about it.
Computers aren't ONLY for reading 'erotic material'![We also use them to share memes.]
'' 'The Discord Conspiracy' by Discord"
Wait a minute.