The Equestria They Don't Want You To Know: Lyra's Guide to Conspiracies and Secrets

by TooShyShy


The Truth-Seeker's Reading List

We've had a lot of fun talking about the darker side of Equestria. But as this wonderful guide draws to a close, we must remind our readers that there is only so much we can write about. There are even more conspiracies waiting out there to be discovered and documented. If you're confused about where to get started, this reading list should help. These books are one hundred percent Lyra-approved and only available at select bookstores and/or through crappy mail-order catalogs you might find stuffed into your mattress.


Why Equestria Secretly Doesn't Rock by Maud Pie

The Zompony Exercise Regime by Snowflake

Princesshood: The Conspiracy of the Century by The Great and Powerful Trixie

I Wrote This and Somehow It Was Published by Featherweight

Conspiracies: Why They're Not Good by Suri Polomare

I Dated a Zompony Once by Discord

The Diary of a Brainwashed Pony (I Think) by Lightning Dust

The Moon Ponies Did the Changeling Invasion by Svengallop

The Discord Conspiracy by Discord

I Saw Something Weird by Treehugger

Them Celestia-Damned Conspiracy Theorists by Cheese Sandwich

The Mares in Pink, Yellow, Green, and Black by Hoops

The Week I Was Abducted by Sexy Aliens by Princess Balloona

I Met A Stallion With a Weird Box by Roseluck

The Real Conspiracy: Nopony Knows Who I Am by Beauty Brass

Married to a Rock by Limestone Pie

Hoo Mans Know How to Rock by Vinyl Scratch

100 Hoo Man-themed Party Ideas by Cheese Sandwich

The Official Hoo Man-Equine Dictionary by Lady Justice

Broken Legs and Other Deadly Hoo Man Injuries by Nurse Sweetheart

A Brief History of Star-Swirl the Zompony Lover by Princess Balloona