Not all humans who arrive in Equestria are friendly. Sometimes, they're total assholes.
Sometimes, they're trolls. Like these guys.

When you're two dudes who are cosplaying as Tobi and Yoshimitsu and are labelled Public enemies 1 and 2, sometimes, you just gotta go on a road trip.

Loosely inspired by F*ck it I'm having fun. Pic drawn by Genbu, who's kind of the coolest.

Edit: Huh, featured on 5 May 2014. Wasn't expecting this.

Superpowers.

Almost every little kid has dreamt of flying like Superman, running fast like the flash, or anything. But sometimes what you think is an amazing gift or ability might fall apart when put them into everyday life.

Take for example, me.

I got powers, and from a sketchy little gem that belonged to Vlad the Impaler my dad dug up during one or his digs. And my dumb ass had to touch it. Textbook comic starting.

Get sent into Equestria; every Brony's quiet fantasy right?

Everything should be happy-go-lucky Mary-suetastical, right?

Well, when your very presence causes ponies to fall ill, that wouldn't be the case. Haemopotent Replication (double speak for the ability to bite into your throat and say "now I have your power!"), though I have to drink a gallon of the stuff for it to actually last long. Noskinetic Constructs ( If you get a cold I can make a sword out of it, handy huh? Can't use the sickness I give to ponies though). Fire-lightning breath (I don't even)and last but not least my "favorite" power, Osteokinetic Constructs...I can make bone armor.

Bone. Armor.

Thought the tiny drawback is the fact that if you force your bones to grow, shift, and displace...

It hurts! Like a lot!

And the icing on the cake, a stinger. A prehensile stinger tail. With poison, that I can control.

All that, plus the fact that my very being causes illness, really doesn't help my chances with the ponies.

Well, when life gives you lemonade...

Kill them with disease.

A story inspired by the Superpower Lottery Challenge created by Wheenesss

I had an accident. With the help of a god, I got a second chance, but unfortunately, I was thrown into a colorful world of insanity.

Rated teen for minor cursing and what I might add later.

I tried a newer take on the HiE; there aren't humans for the majority of this story.

I was at a rave last night only to wake up in the middle of the woods and find myself befriending bunch of wooden wolves and mutated lions. Also to find out that i was some type of king to something called a "Everfree" Whatever that was.

I though of this story during class one day and wrote it down. This is just a quick work in progress to see if it works or not and to see if anyone likes it. There will also be new characters added new and or old.

This story is a sequel to Predator

(The prequel story is Mature/Gore, but isn't required reading to understand the plot, just an early introduction to an antagonist.)

So, what do you do when your life takes a sudden turn for the worse due to someone else's asinine behavior? Well, if you already paid for that convention ticket and have your costume together, why not go ahead and enjoy yourself. And when your convention trip is interrupted by suddenly waking up in the world of magical talking ponies, in the humanized body of one of the most evil beings they've ever known?

Why not try convincing them you're not a bad guy and then having an adventure? What's a convention compared to that? Of course, it's not like wielding dark magic will make anything go terribly wrong...

Thanks to Asilin, Proper Noun, Exelzior, and Rocinante for their help and input.

*(It is ALL set in the Pre-Banishment era if you are confused at first, and also I am NOT trying to go for the overused, cliche root. You will be surprised for what I have in store.)*

Went to Gam3rcon with my brother.
"Your going as the Chief?"
"Yeah, cooler than your costume anyway"
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Bought the Holy chainsaw staff of Skorge.
"Real metal. It's made of real metal. That's cool I suppose."
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It came with a Horse amulet.
"What the hell?"
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Mobbed by bronies.
"This guy has an Alicorn Amulet!"
'Aw Hell No!"
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Whisked into a land against my will.
"I must be in Japan, I know how random they can be..."
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Become the unofficial detriment of a blue pony princess.
"Thou massacering Mongrel!"
"What?!"
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Some holiday to Colorado this turned out to be...

The Dragonborn, a legendary warrior capable of absorbing a slain Dragon's soul, and knowledge, directly, forever killing it. The Last Dragonborn had defeated the first, stopped the plans of a Vampire cult, and built his own lakeside home, before finally slaying Alduin the World Eater and fulfilling his fate. Now, after all the challenges he has faced, the Dragonborn is sent to a realm where Friendship is Magic, and there is no mead. Finally, to cap things off, he kind of... well...
Became a Dragon.

It has been 30 years since Tirek was defeated. Now, after having traveled the world to regain his power, he is ready to conquer Equestria once and for all. However, the arrival of strange new outsiders threatens to bring Tirek’s plans to a halt. The fate of the world now lies with these strangers.

Now if only they could stop trying to kill each other…

Hey there. My name is James. And do I have a story for you. Now only, this story is not one of happy endings, good fortune and good times. No. This is a story of a land many thought to be peaceful and very, girly, in a sense. I am talking about Equestria. Only, Equestria is only a country on a big planet, like America is on Earth. And I was lucky enough to get sent there. This planet is at war and it doesn't even know it. And I have been sent there by a women from Target. She sent me here for a reason. I just wish she hadn't set me on fire to get here. I also wish that my job was a bit more clear. Honestly, I really just want to get home. Oh, and I'm no longer human, nor a pony.

Link finished his quest, after that he just wants to relax. Twilight casts a spell to (hopefully) learn about another dimension's world. Somehow, Link winds up caught in it, forced into his beast form.

(Takes place at the end of season three)
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