Yoshimitsu's P.O.V
The following is a true story of what happened while we were in The Void.
So, after we attended the Hoody Gathering, Tobi and I just drove around the Void, looking for trouble. Oh, and we went to Bacon Equestria and kind of maybe sorta ate a hole in the planet.
Oh God. Oh god I am so full right now." I moaned, clutching my bloated stomach as it processed pig products. Tobi shrugged.
"This is why we never to go Bacon Equestria while high, sempai. It's like pulling a mainy."
I narrowed my eyes at him. "...what in Justin Bieber's Canadian asshole does that even mean?"
Tobi shrugged. "No idea. I think it means going on the main road while... high or something? I don't even know anymore."
We drove over a universe with a guy who looked like a barbarian Darth Vader.
"A true Super Sand always sprinkles when he tinkles."
Tobi nodded. "Last time on Dragonball P! Virginia acted the mikey so now Gohan and Ker- Kirsten Stewart must fight!"
He then put his hands up to his face. "I hope they don't hit each other too-"
It was then that we hit something. Hard. Like, fifty miles an hour hard. Something quite fleshy.
"Impudent worms..."
Naturally, I dealt with the situation calmly and rationally, like a badass. I quickly ran over to the downed pony and kicked him in the face while screaming. Like I said, totally rational. This was some kind of zombie pony that had to be here. Obviously it was evil and had to get at least a few good kicks in the face.
Tobi looked at the squirming orange unicorn, then back to me. "Sempai, what the fuck."
He then noticed the pony was trying to get up and his face hardened. "Never mind, I get it." Wood Release was summoned into existence, forming a baseball bat.
I nodded. "It's obviously a demon of some sort. Hit it around some times." This was the only way we could be sure it was dead for good.
Tobi grinned, quickly slamming his bat into the face.
"Fools! Do you not know who I-"
He promptly got another mouthful of bat and was pounded into the ethereal ground by Tobi's furious batswings. Eventually, he switched to his bare fists and just kept pounding away. He then chucked me the bat.
The next five minutes were remarkably cathartic. When we were done, the unicorn was definitely pounded into the ground. Weirdly, there were like golden flames coming off him, but we didn't really care. We quickly went back into the car. This time, I was the driver. I was about to drive off when I paused. I then got a good idea in my head and I grinned.
"Sempai?"
I grinned and steered up to the corpse. "Hang on, I got a cool idea."
I then spent about five minutes resolutely driving over and over the body. What can I say, be thorough. We then drove off.
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Omega reformed shakily, mind a blur from what the past ten minutes had held. He didn't want to remember. At all.