Hello, sexy
Tobi's P.O.V, present day.
We drove in silence for a while, still riding on the high of visiting Malideus and Nathan, the bestest bros anybody could ask for.
"Tobi?"
"Yes, Sempai?"
"I think that Nathan and Malideus have a lot of unresolved sexual tension between them. The next time we're there, maybe we should work to rectify that?"
That was a brilliant idea that couldn't possibly fail.
"Sure thing, Sempai! I'll record that in my handy-dandy notebook." I focused, withdrawing a large, blank book from the Kamui dimension. I'd already started to develop the pictures from our trip. It was probably going to be a while before anything else-
Suddenly, the world around us twisted and distorted like a rock being dropped in water. We sat still, letting it happen to us. A thousand years of standing still had dulled our sense of fear to the point that we only really feared the alicorn sisters and maybe the Elements of Harmony. The world around us then stabilised, and we were pulled into another world violently. My mask slipped, covering my sole eyehole. I summoned a shovel from Kamui and held it out in front of me. "Are you trying to ruck with me? Are you even big enough to try that? If you do, then I'll come at you like a bag of hammers!"
"Take it easy, man." That voice... it was the voice of a woman! I pushed my mask up, and the sight in front of me was enough to cause my mouth to drop open. Standing in front of us were... well, whoever they were, they looked almost like us! But there were some... differences. Differences that I didn't really mind.
The most noticeable one was the one opposite me. They were cosplaying as Tobi, but the hair was significantly longer and there were some noticeable curves. The Yoshimitsu had a more exaggerated breastplate and hips. For a moment, we just stared at each other, watching. Then, we both screamed and backed away, waving weapons at each other.
"AAH!"
"AAH!" This continued for a small while. Eventually, we stopped. We walked up closer to our counterparts. With some slight amount of trepidation, I cautiously extended my hand out and touched my female counterpart's face. She was real! My counterpart did the same thing. My excitement peaked. This was actually happening! I was in the same universe as a female counterpart to myself!
My female counterpart laughed and gripped my hand in an iron grip. "Name's Tobiette." I raised an eyebrow.
"The name's Tobi." Next to us, Yoshimitsu and Yoshimina (Seriously, what was up with these names? It's so lazy.) Still, they WERE us after all... and we weren't the most creative names ourselves.
"Tobi, eh? Sounds interesting." I can officially say that I have never, in a thousand years, expected a girl to ever say that about me. Well, I once fantasised about Oprah Winfrey saying that, but that was when I had a thousand years of boredom, so that doesn't count. All I can say is that I am SO GLAD I'm wearing a long coat right now. A thousand years of absolutely NO WHACKING had left me willing to have sex with anything...
A thought struck me: what if our counterparts were the same way? Dear sweet Jesus this is awesome! Still, it would be rude to just solicit ourselves for sex without some meaningful interlude. Fortunately, Sempai was on hand with a witty suggestion.
"How about we have something to eat?" Both of them agreed.
"It's just about time for dinner, isn't it?" Tobiette nodded.
"Oh, yes, yes. Very important, dinner." I got the feeling that she wanted the D very much.
For a while, we just sat there. I noticed that my counterpart seemed about to say something, but thanks to the incredible awkwardness of the situation, she stayed silent. As did I. I mean, I could talk about the elephant in the room, but then I would be... the guy. And nobody wants to be the guy, who ruins friendships based on talking about awkward things. It would be bad. Yoshimitsu-sempai, both of them, were similarly tongue tied. Eventually, i tried to breech the silence.
"Donuts are good here, aren't they?"
"Oh yeah."
"Totally."
A few more moments of silence. Then, Tobiette spoke up.
"Who wants to play a game of Twister? I think I have a board here in my bag." She rummaged through her bag. Like the nosy parker I was, I decided to get up close.
"What's in the bag?" She jumped up, spilling the contents: a wallet, phone, car keys and-
"Are those birth control pills?" She glared at me, pulling out my wallet and exposing the condom that I kept in there in case I got lucky. I made a grab for it but she kept it just out of reach. Eventually, I just gave up.
Strangely, this seemed to improve the atmosphere, and we got to talking about the thing which had occupied our horny nerd minds the most- sex.
"Okay, so in Street Fighter, who would Ryu go for- Chun Li or Juri?" Yoshimina shook her head.
"What about Ken? Have you seen their interactions together?" Meanwhile, Yoshimitsu was thinking about something else.
"...why should Chun Li not go for Cammy. Those muscular thighs, like tree trunks attached to a woman..."
"Those biceps alone could make up another man..." I notice that Yoshimina and Yoshimitsu's hands are getting dangerously close to their lower body parts. I cough. It's a cold day in hell when I'M the rational one. Next to me, Tobiette seems to feel the same way.
I decide to breech the question how normal people would do it.
"If we have sex, is it the most literal incest possible or is it the most intense masturbation ever?" We both asked at the same time. We chuckled a bit. Then, we attacked each other with what little sexual knowledge we picked up from various anime and manga.
I removed my mask, exposing my scars. Tobiette took hers off as well, showing that she had less severe scarring, though it was still apparent. It was so weird seeing another version of myself, separated only by a single chromosome and a fragile interdimensional barrier. Well, the barrier was down. I kissed her awkwardly on the mouth. My tongue, apparently not following any sort of command, sort of flopped around in her mouth like a worm on the end of a hook. Fortunately, Tobiette was pretty much the same. Whatever the case, my boner reached a hardness previously only seen in diamonds.
As one, we started to remove each others' clothing. We were going to do it like virgins- confused, scared, not really knowing what the hells going on but ultimately we'll learn something.
Yoshimitsu's P.O.V, 1 minute later.
"We're... haah... no longer... haah... virgins." I panted. Beside me, Yoshimina was exulting over her own lost virginity. I thanked God that I had wrapped my willy and turned to her, still basking in the afterglow. Tobi and Tobiette were still going on the foreplay bit. I turned to her, pulling my underwear towards me for a bit more privacy.
"So, what was your name before becoming Yoshimitsu?" She grew a bit distant.
"Well, my original name was Jaina. Yours?"
"Oh, just Josh." We sat for a while in silence, listening to our best friends moaning. "So..." Jaina said.
"When do you think we can go home?" My smile left my face.
"Home? Well, I don't think that we can. Even if we could, well... would we even have a home to return to? It's been a thousand years, everybody we know is dead most likely."
Jaina nodded. "The statue times were the bad times. Not being able to do anything but feel the pain of your own burning face, unable to influence, unable to move, unable to even scream... was it bad for you as well?"
I chuckled grimly. "You got that right." I ran a hand over my scarred face, and moved onto hers. "You know what, Jaina? If we return- WHEN we return- if anybody ever gives you shit about your face-"
"-Then remember that you're beautiful. Is that what you wanted to say, handsome?" She grinned, punching me on the shoulder. "You sound like a girl out of One Piece." I laughed.
"That's a good thing. Means that we've not gone too far down the path of monsters. Though we might have lost our way a bit."
"SEMPAI!" The sound of our two idiot friends calling out for us pulled us out of the realm of philosophical discussion. "What is it, Tobi?"
"WE'RE STUCK!" I sighed, rubbing my forehead. Beside me, Jaina was doing the same thing.
"I swear, Tobiette, you're going to be the death of me..." she moved over to the confused jumble of body parts that was our best friend in another dimension and got pulling. Not wanting to be outdone, I got in there as well.
Eventually, we had to leave; they were on a roadtrip of their own, and trying to stop them would not really help them or us out that much. I kissed my counterpart's hand. Tobi and Tobiette reversed the roles. I shook my head at their antics.
"BYE!"
"Hope you see our summon sign!"
With that, we reappeared back in our home Equestria. As we walked back to our car, I mentally sighed in relief that we'd actually remembered to wrap our willies.
"Tobi."
"Yes Sempai, I did wrap my willy."
"Good."
With that, we drove away. And nothing bad happened.
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Da Fuck did I just read?
I.... um, okay. well I guess. okay then, interesting addition to the story
How's about, incestubation?
Incesturbaion
It is neither and both, simultaneously.
However, if you were to impregnate the female you, it would be classified as cloning in its purest possible method.
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4248163 but would it be guy or girl?...would both be possible?
I blame Shade for this. I don't know how, why, or if it's even possible, but I am going to blame this on Shade.
4248184 It would still be only one or the other, but the chromasones would dictate whether or not the child is a clone of the father or mother. Regardless, the non-chromosonic genetic make up would still be an exact replica of both parents.
It's amazing how much I learned when looking into genetic modification.
4248163 what if the cells combined both had the exact same genes making a clone through that process should be quite hard to do and most offspring would just be deformed
4248454 But when dealing with another who has the EXACT same genetic make-up, regardless of chromasones, the cells do not combine, per se, but rather start to parallel, esentially acceleration the, for want of a better term, 'construction' of the child, thereby forming into a living organim with a heart and brain.
It's why a brother and sister would have a different result. the minor differences in the gene code would register as opportunity for diversity and merge, but the mirroring genes would be unable to integrate, resulting in deformities and disabilities.
4248506 fair enough always wondered
Wut?
Masturbation.
Probably.
Maybe.
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That is life greatest question
'Twould be incesturbation, obviously.
better question:do you care?
...wtf?
Seriously. What the hell did I just read here?
...oh well. As for an answer to your question, I wouldn't consider it incest but masturbation. For me, incest means you have sexual intercourse with a member of your family. To me, having sex with an alternate version of yourself who is the opposite gender does not constitute as that because it's not a member of your family (brother, sister, cousin, etc.). You're essentially masturbating, but to the upmost extreme level.
While this was weird, the question you presented to us in the author's note did make me think a little bit. So...interesting chapter to say the least, and I look forward to the next one.
~ Super-Brony12
well... that was... something!
I'd personally consider it masturbation. Mainly to save a headache for later.
Also, I just had a sudden horrifying thought of what it would be like meeting an opposite gender me... with my paranoia, we may be trying to kill each other constantly, but always failing. The efforts to force a knife into each other's backs would probably reach such extremes that we may accomplish our life's goal of taking over the world and completely ignore it! That, or our days will be filled with many hours of hot, steaming, life-fulling, mind-shattering, leg-breaking... Italian food.
That's like asking if two hermaphrodites go at it, is it gay?
The answer?.... Nobody knows.
It would be masturbation. The definition of masturbation is "to stimulate ones own genitals for sexual pleasure". Incest is defined as "The crime of having sexual intercourse with a parent, child, sibling, or grandchild." They are not "related" in a familial sense. They are literally the EXACT same person, with one tiny difference in their genetic code.
The answer to that question is really simple. Yes.
Doesn't matter, had sex.
I've had enough random for this month thanks to this chapter
4249885 So siblings in the same way twins are siblings instead of just 2 of the same person.
I'd say itd be both
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But twins aren't the same person, often times they are different in almost every possible way. I personally know two sets of twins, and the only thing that one twin has that us similar to the other is appearance. In this case, they are literally the exact same person. They know the same things, they have experienced the same things, and they exist in the exact same roles as each other in their own respective universes. They are the exact same people in the most literal sense possible, while twins are not the same people, they are siblings that just so happen to be born at about the same time.
how about both
Hahaha, that was amazing. Also, neither. I don't know what it would be, besides awesome.
i think the more severe question is if its masturbation, are they still virgins???
Incesturbaion, followed by cloning if they were stoopid. As the saying goes, "Don't be silly, wrap your willy."
From what I gather, it would actually be impossible to get yourself pregnant... genetics, what're ya gonna do?
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Neither does Kishimoto.
Masturbation, same genes and same DNA code.
Also, I would probably say the same thing "Is it incest, or masturbation?" Then i'dd want to see if we can match eachother in combat and for how long.
Oh, god. The "1 minute later" part was probably the best part of that.
"That's a good thing. Means that we've not gone too far down the path of monsters. Though we might have lost our way a bit."
DON'T LOSE YOUR WAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY
All dude its not incest because its not a familiar and it can't probably be masturbation, its just a difficult topic. But in my opinion is neither of them
Incest is when it's family, similar chromosomes, but with yourself would be just that, with yourself, otherwise called masterbation.
4248288 what?
4250866 I believe there is a term for that catogarized under masturbation, if you are female they call it "auto-cunnilingus" if your male it's called "auto-fellatio."
Never the less, the point of masturbation is that you are solely pleasing yourself not somebody else, except if they are watching you in secret/openly.
That said, even if your plow your own ass with a prop, it's still simply anal masturbation and not really gay. If you are male and have a female lover, and she is plowing your pucker with a strap-on while you enjoy it, that may be a bit undignified for a lot of guys because you'd submit yourself to her plowing your rear, but it's not gay either, just a fetish, since the activity happens with a person of the opposite gender.
It's all a matter of perspective.
All you do to please yourself, and solely yourself, is masturbation.
The gender of the partner joining you in your activities, with your consent, determents your sexuality, no matter how they please you.
In case of meeting a gender bend version of yourself from another dimension though... I'd rather say it's more akin to incest, rather then masturbation, since you do have a sex partner of the opposite gender.
It's like single player, and Co-op mode.
Since you are doing it with a 'mirror you' from another world, additionally with the opposite gender, it would be incest since YOU, player 1 DO it with THEM player 2, who are from another world, therefore separate and different person entirely.
...
You know what? Scratch that! It's not even really incest, because incest can be interpreted as in 'social relation' or 'genetic resemblance'.
If you do it with your legally adopted sister, it would be condemned by society as incest. That girl, which hauls from a completely different dimension, is neither your sister in terms of 'social relation', nor is she your genetic sister. Those genes she has, despite their uncannily resemblance, are still from another world, and nowhere taken out of your own bloodline, from your own respective universe and family.
Your children would still get the same problems as when doing it with your real genetically related sister, since those genes of your copy are 99.99% equally constructed as yours, but since they hail from another universe entirely, they are still NOT your genes.
So in the end it's neither masturbation, nor incest... it's just straight sex with a strange girl from another world, that creepily resembles your look and behavior.
Now if you did it with a female clone, grown from your own cells in your own world, that would be another story.
id sssso do my female counterpart
If you met an alternate universe counterpart of the opposite gender and you had sex with each other, would it be incest or masturbation?
Actually there is a term of it's own called selfcest
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SO TRUE!!!
You sir, are my hero! That was perfect!
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Yes, being both is possible. It's an extremely rare genetic defect, but it does, in fact happen. When it does however, only one of them will actually be functional in terms of breeding It's also possible to be born with two sets of the same genitalia (both functional, usually), more fingers or less than you're supposed to have, more than one head or other limbs, more or less internal organs than you should have (though that one usually leads to a rather short lifespan) or organs not being where they're supposed to be, never stopping your growth until your heart can't keep up anymore, being a midget, having more or less eyes than you should, teeth growing in places other than your mouth (that looks horrifying) and so on. Happens to animals sometimes, too.