Screw the rules we're on a road trip.

by Ssendam the Masked

Short- a rather personal delivery of the letter

Celestia looked at the letter, which had been attached to the captain of the guard. ONly her own quick thinking had saved him from smashing into the opposite wall.

"What on Equestria have they done to you, Shining Armour?"

Earlier...

"STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!"

"No!"

Such was the witty banter between fugitive and Captain of the Royal Guard as they weaved through the narrow streets. Shining Armour growled. He could slow them down slightly, but all it would reall accomplish was another blow to his pride. Around them, the cyclone raged. Suddenly, Tobi stopped, and started...

What the hell was this being even doing? He seemed to be shaking his ass in a very... strange way.
"Have you decided to give up?"
Tobi appeared to be thinking about it.
"Yeah, nah, you're a shit cunt mate."
Shining Armour saw red and lunged forwards at the sheer audacity of that insult. Tobi effortlessly dodged, and the Elements of Harmony watched his approaching.

His fingers clicked together into a familiar position. Tobi looked at Shining Armour with a neutral expression. Twilight gasped.
"SHINING! GET OUT OF THERE!"
She hastily examined the situation. Alright, his claw things are together in a, well, poking position. Wait, didn't the Princess say that when his hands got like that he was going to use a fire spell of some nature?
Before she could really analyse the situation further, Tobi attacked, eyehole glimmering with an unholy light.

"KONOHA SECRET TAIJUTSU: A THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH!"

With that chilling statement, he...

Twilight couldn't believe it. Tobi's hands had gone.

In her brother's, well, rectum.

Rather than some sort of epic spell, it was just the most foalish prank she could think of.For a while, the scene was a frozen tableau, Tobi's fingers deep within Shining's, well, butt, Shining standing absolutely still. Then:

"AAAAAAAHHHHhhhhhh..." Shining Armour was sent flying forwards through the air, screaming in pain as liquid pride oozed from his eyes. He cleared the mountains and headed straight for Canterlot. Tobi seemed to be waiting, then:
"GGGGGOOOOOAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!!"
He then started dancing bizarrely as Twilight and the other Elements of Harmony jsut gawked at what had just happened.

Canterlot Medical Wing

Shining Armour grunted as he tried to get up. A medical unicorn held him down. "Sir, your rectum still hasn't fully healed yet! You should get back in bed. Oh, and try not to sit down for at least a couple of months. Also, solid foods are a no-go zone for at least the same length of time."
Shining Armour shot him a glare. "I have to recover quickly, before that asshole gets away!"

Author's Note:

You wanted it, you got it.

Comments

[Kamen Rider Hyrule]

4421493 congratulations for getting a crossover . Although I can't help but feel Jessica wouldn't be cool with killing just because some two random dudes summoned her. But, whatever, the chapter was still entertaining

[SeventhBrony]

Shining Armour shot him a glare. "I have to recover quickly, before that asshole gets away!"

well considering how much a asshole and idiot Shiny is, I'd say the asshole already got away! Or already got sent away, all depends

[The Serpent Mage]

"I have to recover quickly, before that asshole gets away!"

Oh my God! Considering what just happened, I can't help but laugh at this right here!

[Godkiller55]

Awesome

[rikusorasephiroth]

[rikusorasephiroth]

And back to crafting and mining I go.

[Dubious]

Well that happened.

[Pencyke]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO…





LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL…

[Bookish_Devil]

[Undead_Non-Brony]

"I have to recover quickly, before that asshole gets away!"

You just worry about your own asshole, asshole.

[Smurf]

Bwahahahahaha!!!!

[kingofqwop]

4423267 it did?

[Dubious]

4424650 Indeed it did.

[kingofqwop]

4424780 so it did.

[Dubious]

4424784 Also: Never let me become the ruler of a country. Otherwise I'll make it look like a wall flower, an admittedly all powerful, incredibly powerful, and scientifically advanced wall flower, but a wall flower none-the-less. That is, until I reach a level of pure power that surpasses all other nations. Then I'll conquer the world with such ruthless efficiency as to make the greatest conquerors of all time look like demo pan robbing a liquor store in comparison.

[Super-Brony12]

*Reaction to Tobi using Konoha Secret Taijutsu: A Thousand Years of Death on Shinning Armor*

Bwahahahahahaha!

*Reaction to this:*

Tobi seemed to be waiting, then:

"GGGGGOOOOOAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!!"

First, face palm and then more laughter.

~ Super-Brony12

[Zero of Nine]

ok as nobody pointed it out yet gotta play captain obvious

also
THANK YOU
my sides are once again in orbit and my laughing shall be heard all the way to equestrias in other dimensions

[Just_A_Nopony]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH OHMAGJGJH OMHAHAHFSOFhAO HSDJFaUHFohsjighiHFUIASDHFJH OHUI... ha...

[Mosqueefo]

Wright faster!!!

[xluferx]

The perfection arrived!!!! Hahahahaha

[sjo3989]

thanks for the update!!

[Minerva]

KONOHA SECRET TAIJUTSU: A THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH!

[catfire13]

"KONOHA SECRET TAIJUTSU: A THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH!"

[kotor511]

4436194 awsum, stolen assholes.

[The Crimson Reaper]

5280953 I HAZ IT! BAWAHAHAHAHH! *runs off*

[A Tin Can]

Shining Armour shot him a glare. "I have to recover quickly, before that asshole gets away!"

One Problem: There's nothing left of it.

[Hybrid GoatMan Squad]

Ouch...