Wish you were here! Ponyville chapter.
Carrot Top's P.O.V, Ponyville.
The sun was shining, birds were chirping, and I was just pulling out carrots when I heard the strangest music coming from yonder. I stopped for a moment, curious. As well as the faint sounds of music, I could hear a sound, sort of like a controlled growl. Almost like a miniature train engine. I watched, then, as... something came over the horizon.
A giant engine, with two creatures sitting on it. My first reaction was, What? Then, the music stopped, and then they started to sing:
I just stared while my whole brain seemed to shut down in shock.
"That was totes bitching. Oh, hey! We're here." The orange, faceless one jumped down, stretching.
"I don't know about you, Sempai, but driving long distances always gives me a crick in the small of my back."
"That's true. Do you have the camera?"
"No. We should find one, sempai." The greenish one nodded, and they trooped off into town.
Tobi's P.O.V, present day, Ponyville.
I stretched excitedly and strode around, ignoring the fearful glances I was getting. I was Tobi, through and through! Finally, I spotted a kind of lanky pegasus taking pictures of me. I bounced over to him gleefully.
"Where do I get one of those?" For an answer, he shakily lifted a hoof.
"T-T-The store over there, sir." I can see that he's trembling. I pat him on the head.
"Excellent. Thank you, have a donut." I willed a donut out of my eye, and it shot out into his hoof from my magical Sharingan. He reacted to it by fainting. Pussy.
Naturally, being the fine entrepreneur that I was, I stole his camera and left the donut. Services rendered and all that. I gave him a donut, and he gave me a camera. I then sauntered off to the camera store, only to get tackled. LOL nope, denied. My attacker just phased through me, and as soon as he was out, I clubbed him on the back of the head.
This seemed to spark off a chain reaction- every single pony screamed and ran away. I glared at my attacker, a rather large pegasus with tiny wings. He was already getting up, so I locked eyes with him.
"Obey my Sharingan." He did. I grinned evilly.
"You are now a fish." He promptly flopped onto the ground making blubbering noises. The ponies around me reacted with fear, and I raised my voice.
"That'll teach you to attack me." I waltzed onwards to the shop, intent on buying some film for this magnificent camera.
Yoshimitsu's P.O.V, present day, Ponyville.
While Tobi had his fun, I was being more practical. By practical, I mean that I was jumping around town in flea stance.
"NAMU!" A passing pony rolled out of the way to avoid getting impaled.
"Watch where you're going! You could have killed me!" I laughed.
"But you didn't. So, I am in the right here, and you're in the wrong. NAMU!" I hopped again, heading over to an apple stall. The huge stallion there glared at me. I got off my sword and approached.
"Apples please, my good sir, and hurry!" He complied.
"How many?" I locked eyes with him.
"Oh, a hundred." His eyes bulged and he swallowed his stalk of grass.
"You see, my good friend, we are going on a road trip around your fair country, and we need food. Also, we're both going to get stoned out of our minds." I placed a solid gold bar onto the counter.
"That should be more than enough. Use that money well, my friend." Big Red already had the hundred apples in a sack.
"That's fine and plenty. Anything else?"
"Oh, nothing." TObi appeared, clutching a camera and several spools of film.
"SEMPAI! I got the camera!" I turned.
"Actually, make that one thing. Would you mind posing with us?" Big Red complied.
After our photos, we wandered around, taking photos of anything that took our fancy. There was that tower thing, a bridge, a lake, all sorts of things. We also walked into shops, stole a lot of what wasn't nailed down, and left. Then, we wandered into the library, to be confronted by a purple lizard armed with a rolling pin.
"Get back! I've been watching you two bullies just... walking over every pony, and I won't stand for it!" I rolled my eyes and decided to intimidate him a bit.
"Do it then." He looked confused.
"What?"
"I can see you've got spunk. So attack us, kid. Attack us with all your might. Show your spark to the world!" He hit me in the arm with the rolling pin, snapping it. I then patted him on the head.
"Nice try, kid. Grow stronger, and in a thousand years, you might beat my sempai."
"What the hell is a sempai?" Tobi looked at him.
"He's my superior, I guess you would say. Laters!" With that, we walked right out.
"Sempai, I feel bored." I tapped my chin in amazement.
"You know something, Tobi, I'm bored too." Tobi rubbed his hands together.
"I think we should get stoned now." I nodded.
"I agree." Tobi slammed his hands together in the Snake Seal.
"Wood Release: Nativity of a World of Marijuana!"
I watched in glorious ecstasy as the whole village was covered in marijuana. Grabbing some leaves and parchment from the parchment shop we'd raided, I rolled us two joints the size of God. Tobi lit them both with a Grand Fireball that nearly destroyed a cloud house with rainbows coming off it.
"Oh, shit son." We raised them to our mouths through the special mouth holes that were in our masks and inhaled.
Celestia's P.O.V, present day, Canterlot.
I was in the room with the Elements of Harmony when I felt a letter being sent from Spike.
"What could be so urgent that-" I opened the letter and frowned.
Dear Princess Celestia,
Weird bipedal creatures are here in Ponyville.
Also, Ponyville is covered in weird plants now. It's really weird.
Spike.
I rolled up the letter.
"They're in Ponyville. Get close; I'll teleport us there instantly." I flared my horn, and the glow died. Ouch. I'd forgotten that my horn was injured from Chrysalis.
"Let me do it, sister." Luna flared her own horn, and we teleported-
Right outside the library, to see them sitting in a field of plants, giggling as smoke came off of them. I watched.
Yoshimitsu and Tobi had apparently installed little hatches in their masks so that they could smoke what looked like two rolled up pieces of paper. As they saw us, they started to giggle.
"Shit, Mighty Whitey, you've come for some pot?"
"What in tarnation are all these plants?" Tobi turned to Applejack.
"Oh, hey Bubba. You wanna have a toke? This is good shit." I sighed.
"Tobi, Yoshimitsu, give yourselves up immediately, or-" They broke into giggles again. Beside me, Luna was confused.
"What is the matter with you two?" She thundered, sending them into even more giggle fits.
"I'm sorry, Big Blue, it's just..." Yoshimitsu paused for breath.
"...It's just that you sound funny!" They laughed again, uproariously.
"Oh yeah? Well, how does this sound?" Rainbow Dash, well, dashed at them, but even in their drugged up state, they were more than capable of dodging her. Tobi swayed out of the way, while Yoshimitsu clobbered her on the back of her head.
"Tobi, deal with them while I get us some more donuts. I'm fucking starving." Tobi saluted, the boater on his head wobbling around.
"You got it, Sempai!" With that, he slammed his hands into a clenched position.
"Earth Release: Hiding like a Mole jutsu!" With that, he disappeared into the ground.
I scanned the area, trying to find him. Suddenly-
"WHAC-A-MOLE JUTSU!"
I felt a mild stinging pain on my buttocks. I whipped around, to see Tobi armed with a stick. He then disappeared into the ground, then reappearing behind Twilight and repeating the move.
"WHAC-A-MOLE JUTSU!" Twilight tried to blast him, but he just disappeared into the ground so quickly that the blast missed him entirely. He then reappeared in front of Spike.
"Well, sorry about this." Before we could react, he shouted loudly:
"KAMUI: GATE OF BABYLON!" With that, the air around his eyehole swirled, showing Spike with... armour, weapons, books, rocks, anything that could be construed as being valuable.
Uh oh...
"Twilight, get ready." Tobi waved, and ran away, cackling as he sprinted. I was about to follow, but stopped when I heard the voice of Spike.
"MINE." Spike, now much taller and bulkier, snarled at Twilight, gathering his hoard up. It seemed that Tobi had learned of draconic growth spurts brought on by greed.
"Spike, snap out of it! It's a trap!" Twilight tried to reason, but Spike wasn't listening. With a mighty roar, he swept her aside, hurtling into the library. I was about to step in, but Rarity stepped in front of me.
"Let me handle this, Princess. YOU catch the ruffian who would exploit such a weakness." With that, she charged into the library. I galloped off after Tobi, cursing him for his knowledge of draconic greed.
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lol now that was a dirty trick....I LOVE IT!
…You realize that they could have avoided a fight by lighting the entire marijuana field, and getting the entire village high.
MY FUCKING SIDES! weird al's white and nerdy, and then marijuana filled ponyville FUCKING YES!!
and now I want to watch naruto
That quote never gets old!!
Great chapter. What a way to start off their roadtrip. Will they send the Mane Six and the Princesses letter and post cards as the story goes on? Will you use any episodes from show in this story?
Gate of Babylon? FATE STAY NIGHT reference!!! oh my goodness sir, you have just made my day! here have some mustaches
you know now that I think about it, someone should totally do a story in the same fashion as this one, except have some people dressed as the servants from fate stay night(or fate zero) and gain their powers when the enter equestrian like these guys.
3946810 What if they set the marijuana on fire whilst fleeing? Could you imagine a high greed fueled spike?
Excellent use of hypnotic eye.
3946810 Don't worry, it's still there. They can still make them all high another chapter :3
growth purrs?
Not to rain on the parade here, but it's generally bad form to have song lyrics in a fic, it's often needless filler.
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Holy crap, this was funny! Nice work, and it's really hilarious to see Tobi finally use the Whack-A-Mole Jutsu.
I look forward to the next chapter.
~ Super-Brony12
3946899 SPIKE WANT TWINKIES...
3947279 Don't have twinkies here, maybe a block of Whitakers 33% cocoa chocolate would do instead?
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I agree with you there.
But I did it anyway.
I'm not sorry.
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FUCKING TYPOS.
Edit: song lyrics removed at popular request.
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I know that it doesn't technically do that, but fuck Kishimoto, this is awesome.
If only he'd made the Sharingan do wacky highjacks instead of being completely broken, everything would be fine.
hahaha!
now i want to see Pinkie and Fluttershy high as a kite, maybe Tobi could fireball a large bush of weed and give everyone a good buzz 
Take pride in the knowledge that you are the one who convinced me to see what Naruto was like and got me addictededed.
Whack-A-Mole Jutsu is best jutsu!
I really hope that when they go back on their road trip that they play this song. It's just so appropriate!
http://youtu.be/uZS0WIQI7UU
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I don;t even watch Naruto, I just go on the wiki.
Minor error in prior chapter: Celestia says she tried to free them 500 years ago. But the reason she couldn't free her sister was because her bond to the Elements had been shattered by banishing Nightmare Moon. She couldn't have used them 500 years ago.
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Added an explanation.
3948591 Oh dear god....
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3948798 Doesn't make my statement any less valid.
I want that marijuana jutsu.
3948859 sweet!
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That's what I was thinking!
'Course then they'd kind of drug the whole town while the buildings are burning down around them...
Sempai, I feel bored." I tapped my chin in amazement.
"You know something, Tobi, I'm bored too." Tobi rubbed his hands together.
"I think we should get stoned now." I nodded.
"I agree." Tobi slammed his hands together in the Snake Seal.
"Wood Release: Nativity of a World of Marijuana!"
I watched in glorious ecstasy as the whole village was covered in marijuana.
STONER HEavEN
3948188 lol
3946841 I have the exact same feeling right now.
3946810 And possibly burned the whole village to the grown.
You wrote "Hiding like a Mole: Juts"
Should probably add "e" at the end there.
Other than that... Continue
I believe it's spelt 'Senpai' not 'Sempai', but other than that this is awesome. Keep it up!
3963713 Screw Gratitude, I want donuts! I have three hours of nonstop reading ahead of me, and I need a boost.
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i have to ask because i'm really curious about this... is this "Tobi" befor or after he puts a Rinnegan into his left eye socket?
because if he does have it he would be ridiculously overpowered... like "dopping a small moon on the earth just for fun" kinda overpowered
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Before, definitely.
3964580 i think this is pre-Deidara-vs-sasuke toby.
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Eh. Based on my High School Japanese classes, the hiragana used is "n", true, but any time that a character that starts with "b" or "p" follows it, it is pronounced "m". It's mainly a pronunciation helper, since it's a foreign word, and transliteration isn't perfect.
(Honda versus Sempai. Ho-n-da versus Se-m(n)-pa-i.)
Also, loving it, but at several points in previous chapters you used "Toby" rather than "Tobi". Just FYI.
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Toby was his name before he entered Equestria. He's almost forgotten it.
That is what happens Whe you introduce 2 chaotic neutral characters to Equestria...
This is glorious
That was the most beautiful thing I have ever read.
you my friend are god dam genius
5226716 truly art in words
Holy....I suddenly want those powers. I've never smoked pot before, but this seems like an excuse to start, if I had that ability!
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The thought of Luna, Pinkie, and most of Ponyville being high as a kite attached to a Kerbal Space Program rocket on its way to mars makes me very giggly.