Everything seemed to be alright the day that Discord came back to Canterlot under the watchful eye of Celestia as a (mostly) redeemed draconequus. But the luxurious life of royalty is so... BORING! "Do something creative," they said, "It'll be fun," they said. Thus it was that Discord sat down and began writing the worst stories he could imagine! But between posh living, running a ministry, court dates, random quests from Celestia and Luna, and learning about the magic of friendship, surely these stories can't be that bad, can they?

A thousand years ago, the legends tell of a battle between the princesses of Sun and Moon. These tales are true, but fail to speak of the vast armies that were also vying for the upper hoof in that war. This is the account of one such army.

Based on the poem Dulce et Decorum est by Wilfred Owen. Written as an English assignment to prove I can both write ponies and do schoolwork. Apologies applied liberally to all who have any respect for true Art, whom I may have offended. Feedback and/or flaming appreciated.

Princess Luna and Derpy Hooves are best of friends and share a love of gaming. They play, they own, and they dominate in the online gaming world. They're just freakin' awesome alright? Gaming is what brought these two together as friends but as time goes on (and Princess Celestia's antics) will this love of gaming bring them something more than they expected? Will they become More than Gamers?

Wrote this while I was blasted and drunk so if you hate it... I don't blame you at all. It's going to be a chapter fic so yeah, deal with it.

Based off the Ask Princess Molestia tumblr but a bit more tame... I think?

Rated T for alcohol, minor language, and a whole lot of sexual themes and what not. C'mon, if it's based off a Princess Molestia tumblr and you really don't expect sexual shit, then you need to be sent to the moon.

After becoming an alicorn princess, Twilight receives a new pair of wings. Celestia and Luna comfort her in their own way before her coronation. What they should've done was teach her how to hide her arousal.

This story was written in the midst of the "alicorn Twilight" hysteria which permeated the brony fandom in the weeks leading up to the season three finale.

In almost every universe, there are a group of individuals known as Reapers. Elite Warriors, heroes and the bane of civilisation are a few of the things people have called them. But, perhaps their redeeming feature is their honour and comradery. If one falls, all of his brethren shall rise to avenge him. So how does a universe lose all but one? On Earth, the planet is gradually being consumed by Equestria, humans forced to convert, or die. Desperate, the last Reaper crossed the dimensions to a different Equestria, seeking help from the only Equine Reaper Corps in existence.
Celestia, seeing her universe's Reapers number only six, summons four humans from the Twelth Reaper Corps; renowned for their daring and sense of humour; to assist. But what horrors truly lay at their destination, none could have guessed...

(TCB Halloween event fic. Spoilers in-story for anyone who really thinks about it.)

How does an immortal deal with the crushing burden of living forever? Of seeing friends, lovers, and everything else age and leave her behind? By indulging in the finer things.

An Earth man wakes up early to watch the sunrise on the longest day of the year. Meanwhile in Equestria, Nightmare Moon makes sure the sun shall never rise again, and adds a little something for a nice touch. This is based upon eye-witness accounts of what two of my best friends remember of their time in Equestria.
Please note: The first few chapters aren't very good, and neither George nor Sam likes them.

Cover art by AegisExemplar, but it can always be better. If you can make a better looking one of it, please do.

All of Equestria is united in celebration for the return of their beloved Princess Nightmare Moon. But when Celestia and everypony else recieve her she's skeletally starved, filthy, and very nearly dead. Meanwhile, while everypony's eye is turned, a lusty Blueblood pursues Twilight Sparkle, intent on adding her bloodline to his own so his family might step closer to godhood. (Alternate Universe, there never was a Princess Luna)

Kevin Sprinsteen is just an average Australian. He works a trade, is a man of fine tastes, well educated... Awww who am I kidding? Kevin is a crude, somewhat rude thief from the ass end of the world called Australia. After being fed up with his shitty job as a plumber, life throws him a curve ball to join the newly formed group of thieves only known as the Kangaroo Enforcement Mob. Join him on his adventures as they steal everything that isn't bolted down to the ground, both on Earth and the magical lands of Equestria. So pull up a seat and enjoy the craziness that is KEM.
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Cover art by Aegis

There are many buttons in the TARDIS, most of them should only be pressed by professionals like the Doctor. Derpy, on the other hand, isn't a professional and she pressed a button. The TARDIS crashes into the universe of Minecraft leaving the duo of ponies stranded in the pixelated world with nothing but a broken TARDIS and each other.

Thanks to Lexicon and Minjask for editing!