The Return of Princess Nightmare Moon
INTERMISSION: The Twins Go On a Date
“Aegis, why am I wearing a pink bowtie?” grumbled Stalwart Hide. He and his brother were walking down the spiraling staircase to the lower dungeons where the changlings were staying (not as prisoners, they just liked the cool darkness).
“Bowties are cool.” Aegis insisted, adjusting his collar a little. Both stallions, though they were of brown fur and blonde mane, had dressed differently so they could easily be told apart. “Besides, I look better in a long tie anyways.” He smirked a little. Stalwart rolled his eyes. They both looked the same, neither looked ‘better’ in anything!
Finally, they reached the bottom of the stair and worked their way down the torchlit halls. The dungeon was rarely if ever occupied by anypony, a relic of the past that only occasionally housed a devoted criminal. The foreign changlings were used to such cool, dark locations, though, so it was quite comforting for them. The two brothers stopped to inspect each other. Stalwart adjusted his brother’s tie, and Aegis pushed his sibling’s mane just so. Nodding at each other in perfect unison, they came to the archway with no door on it. Queen Chrysalis and her two guards were staying there, they could tell, since the studded iron door had been taken off its hinges and set to one side. “Anypony home?” the two of them called as one.
“Skree!”
“Skree!”
There was shuffling in the darkness until two sets of glittering eyes peered at them out of the darkness, from the ceiling. Both ponies looked up curiously, finding a trio of cocoons on the ceiling. They were a sickly green, crusty and recently made. Little flaps opened and two heads poked out of two of them, peering down at them curiously. It made them look like beds… if your bed hung you upside down from the ceiling. “Whuh?” A third, larger voice made itself known. The biggest of the three cocoons shifted animatedly, and a pair of gossamer wings exuded out of the slits in it. It wobbled back and forth, until Queen Chrysalis poked her head out as well. “Whossat?” she said, her droning double-voice matching her bizarre appearance. “Pupa! Geode! We have guests.” She pressed her way free and, still upside down, crawled out of the insectoid enclosure. Her wings unfurled all the way, then started going like a buzzing copter. The changling Queen buzzed down to the floor as her twin guards crawled down the sides of the walls to peer at the newcomers. “Oh, its you two again.” Chrysalis grinned a bit with her front feeding fangs. “Princess Nightmare’s guards. Come to summon me to her for dinner, perhaps?” she asked hopefully. Both stallions shook their heads a bit. “Oh, perhaps she’s skipping the wine and dine and getting straight to the good part…” she clapped her hooves together a few times, licking her chops. Alicorn love was, for lack of better words and puns, the most divine food a changling could ever hope to taste. A mere sip of it was enough to keep one going for years and years, and Nightmare had offered up a feast when they’d shared a bed during their… political trips, many years ago.
“Er, actually we’re here to pick up your guards.” Stalwart said. Aegis punched him in the shoulder with a scowl. He didn’t have to put it so bluntly! “I-mean-uh! Can they come out to play?” he got punched in the shoulder a second time. “I-mean-uh! Can we-!” Aegis put a hoof over his mouth to shut his stupid brother up before he dug the hole any deeper.
“Ahem!” said Aegis Shield loudly, perking his ears forward into a friendly expression. “In the interest of uh… foreign relations, your majesty, my brother and I would like to escort your two guards around to see the Canterlot night life. To uh… foster… good…” he struggled to make it sound good, his eyes darting back and forth like he was reading a badly-penned script. “Friendliness! Between national guards!” he ended it so lamely that his brother moaned, pushing his hoof away.
Chrysalis was more than amused, she was elated. “Hahaha! Go on then!” she gestured. “Pupa! Geode! You’ve the night off! Shoo!” she pushed both her guards forward. Both changlings chittered in their odd insect tongue, looking at their queen in concern. Leave the queen alone and unguarded? That didn’t sound safe… They were in a foreign nation after all, what if something bad happened? “Ah, I’m in the Canterlot Royal Palace, down in the dungeon. Not only will I be safe, but nopony would look for me here. I’ll be fine to nap for a few hours.” She chuckled, watching the two stallions’ faces light up. Her guards hesitantly went along, looking curiously at the tie and bowtie they were wearing. “Have them back in a timely fashion, or I’ll suck out your intest-innnes!” she called melodically, waving a massive hoof at them as they were leaving.
Both brothers looked at each other, unsure if she was serious or not. Gulping a little, they started forward and nosed their dates to come along. Little red hearts danced between all four of them as they trotted away.
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Some wine-ing, dining, and sight-seeing later…
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Aegis Shield and Stalwart Hide sat on a nice hill in the Canterlot Royal gardens, staring up at the moon together. They’d paired off with their dates, but they’d not separated by more than five feet or so. The boys got separation anxiety when taken away from their siblings, and the two changlings seemed to feel safer with each other nearby.
“Bon, gurf skambit…” Aegis apologized for dinner in twin-speak. He’d not known that changlings literally could not eat regular food like ponies. They really did survive from feeding on the positive emotions of others. “Yaka-mare, eye-neilo.” He said, reddening in the cheeks and looking to one side as his ears turned nervously back. His date gave a chittering giggle, her hoof over her mouth. She leaned and said something in the changling tongue to him, stroking his cheek a little with a soft expression. Aegis looked into her eyes quietly, seeing the moon reflected in them. They were an icy blue—very beautiful. “B…bon.” He whispered, and her cheeks pinkened a little. While they sat their on their haunches, looking up at the moon and admiring the night, he slowwwwly edged his hoof over until it rested next to hers. Their ankles touched, and he quietly wrapped them together. She looked down, ears perked, then up at him with questions in her eyes. “Soo-mat, ibella.” He whispered romantically in twin-speak.
She flushed darkly, chittering in a mix between nervousness and genuine flattery. Touching her chest as though to say ‘me?’, she waited for him to nod, then leaned into his chest. He smiled when she gave a purring little chittering sound, her wings opening. They gave off a lovely obsidian light, all the colors there were all at once. Looking up at him, the changling extended her feelers quietly. There was definitely affection there. He was quietly glowing, on the magical level, with positive energy. Well… as long as it was leaking off of him and she wasn’t sucking it out of his body like a leech… Aegis’ date quietly sipped at the air around them, where he couldn’t see, filling her belly with his boyish puppy love. It was tasty, like some odd mix of cream and peaches. It made her red-cheeked and even more giggly—not to mention it helped with a few hunger pangs. She would have to share with the queen when she got back, yes, but for now she could gently enjoy him.
“Hahhhh…” Aegis sighed quietly, pulling at his tie a bit. Did he kiss her? Did he hold her hoof? Say something else nice? He’d not gone on a lot of dates, being hardly separable from his brother, Stalwart. Neither pony was good at expressing a lot of mushy feelings. They were still soldiers, after all. He found his date looking up at him with her eyes, her big pretty blue eyes.
“Chitter-murr?” she said in the changling tongue, blushing and looking to one side as she let him see the full span of her wings. Aegis smiled coyly at the quiet invitation, eyes lidding. He opened his mouth to consult his brother, looking to one side. But he gave a start when he saw that he and his date were already furiously making out by a tree some distance away. How had they moved away without making any noise? Aegis felt her hoof on his cheek and she steered him back to looking at just her, chuckling.
They knew what they wanted. They were soldiers after all. They strove for speed and efficiency in all… in all things and… her face was so close… so pretty. Her wings so beautiful… leaning in… hyesss… The handsome stallion felt his lips press to hers in a quiet, coy little kiss. It was a kind and innocent kiss, not lusty, and the warmth travelling between them made him shudder. She wrapped her arms around him, and they pulled close, quietly embracing under the moon as the kiss slowly deepened. He slowly let his eyes slide shut, and leaned into her. “Bon…” he gasped in a soft way when the kiss broke, his wings rising happily.
“Bon.” She nodded in quiet agreement before slowly returning to his soft lips for another kiss. She delighted in his firm, broad chest and silky blonde mane as one of her hooves rushed up and through it greedily. Both sets of twins knew they’d found their dates for the upcoming Grand Galloping Gala— as long as neither of their respective royals did anything to mess it up, that is.
END OF INTERMISSION
Sorry for the shortness, work was crazy and didn't have a lot of time to write tonight.
How can they tell who's who?
1741217 twin-sense!
Sweet! Update!
Wow, this is awesome. I bet they were making dirty talk in twinspeak
1741207
All is well my friend. I'm just loving this. It would be nice if there was some kind of love link thing Changeling's had where they could talk to whoever they were feeding from even in their normal state.
all my yes to u
maybe they have name tags
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1741217 If you hang around twins long enough, you'll be as to tell who is who.
dawwwwww
Well that was fun. Now just to get to the date of the Gala with nothing going wrong......yep....nothing could go wrong at all.
Okay, I am now understanding what the language is. I was reading to fast to understand that it was twin speak, which from what I have gathered, is basically some universal language that only twins understand. I don't need to explain how, it's a world full of technicolor magic ponies!
Bon
*Grin* The combination of "twin speak" and changeling chittering makes it somehow even more adorable.
That is all.
1741224
Hmm...
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Makes sense to me.
DAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! This chapter was just so sweet!!!!!
five bits says Octavia is now missing a bow-tie.
Also, great chapter.
I hoping was for some shenanigans with the guards
1741207 Hmm, let's see if the math still works...
Less > Nothing
Whelp, there ya have it! Apparently, math is still up and kicking, since less is still greater than nothing! Congratulations for proving math right once again!
The twin-speak reminds me of one of your other stories, Our Eminence.
love it.
1741365 I did not right Our Eminance. I am only a HUGE fan of it.
When exactly are you going to tell us what Blueblood wished for? You are planning to tell us, right?
Wow, Twilight has a date, the guards have dates, all that is left is Chrylaliss, Nightmare Moon, and Bandaid.
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Awwwwwwww.
Young love~!
1741224
Anything to get Doctor Who references and the Princess of the Night to play D&D huh?
Cool idea.
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UPDATE!!
Git er dun boys!!
(I hope they aren't TOO quick and efficient)
Fun chapter, I look foward to the next
Awww so very cute.
1741207 loe the chapter Go pupa and geode.
Okay then. Cute and amusing, but also WTF.
We got the message, Doctor...
Deadmau5 - For Lack of a better Name.....
ALWAYS have a cooment when I see it...
I gave so much D'aaaws here~ :3
Awww that was an adorable little date
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1741207
Certainly! We all understand when a day goes wrong, And you don't get around to doing something for long enough.
And I feel like I'm starting to pick up on this whole twin-speak thing. Don't worry, I'll leave the fun of solving it for the others, but I think I'm getting it. Soon, my decryption systems will be deployed, and then all their "Private chats" will be private no more!
you know, the Twin Speak language thing used here reminds me of the Le-Matoran Village speak from Bionicle. where they have various phrases that their friends may or may not understand, but mean various things.
(Firespitter: Ta-Matoran/fire elemental)
Intermission? Time go grab some snacks.
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Picard is satisfied with the prompt execution of his orders.
I love changelings so, and this little batch is all kinds of fun.
So small question, are the twin changelings and twins guards both speaking the same twin language, or is the twins guards' twin language just coincidentally the actual changeling language. Lucky them either way.
1741258
Couldn't of said it better myself.
1741923 Twin-speak in the real world can only be spoken between siblings.
Twin-speak as is explained in the last chapter, means only twins can speak the language, even to other twins. Science!
Love the doctor who reference you put in there. Some people don't understand that Bow ties are cool! gameinformer.com/cfs-filesystemfile.ashx/__key/CommunityServer-Components-ImageFileViewer/CommunityServer-Discussions-Components-Files-14492/2843.thumbsup.png_2D00_610x400.png
If only 100 square feet get set on fire during the Gala, then I would consider it a great success.
Awww, how sweet...in a kind of disturbing manner. I wonder what the children will look li-- NO, DON'T THINK! AHHH, GET ME THE BLEACH!
1741923
What he/she said.
1741385
The perfect bow tie obviously.
If somepony doesn't wind up in a fez by the end of this I will be sorely disappoint.