//------------------------------// // Level 4 // Story: M0re Than Gam3rs // by P3RROHAMBRE //------------------------------// M0re Than Gam3rs Level 4 Sexy Blackmail Luna felt the bright rays of light hit her eyelids as Celestia’s sun rose to signal the start of a new day and ending her night. The alicorn grunted and moaned softly, not wanting to wake up but the burning light was not letting her have that. She didn’t want to get up from her warm, soft bed. She was wrapped in her blanket and laid against her gentle pillow. Who the hell would want to get up from that? Alas, she knew that when her sisters sun had risen, it was time to start the day and become Princess Luna once again. Deal with petitions, aristocrats, politicians...Celestia. Okay...let’s do this. Resolving to remove herself from her restful and soothing bed, she finally opened her teal eyes and yawned. Her now bright room came into view along with something else that suddenly got her heart beating faster than CoD’s P90 fire rate. What she thought was her warm blanket snuggled up against her was not a blanket but a certain grey mare who snored softly. Derpy legs were wrapped around her and she found her own legs doing the same. Luna’s cheeks began to turn a violent red as she now noticed that both their faces were extremely close due to their very close embrace. She could feel the hot air from Derpy’s nostrils hit her face and her eyes involuntarily looked down at her friends lips. She was finding herself staring at them and knew how close her own were to her friends. It looked enticing, hypnotizing, exciting. A small urge in her stomach began to rise and her mind began to whisper thoughts that were alien to the alicorn. You like holding her, don’t you? Her own little voice in her head repeated the question but she couldn’t answer because her answer was not one she herself even believed. The answer that she was enjoying holding her friend like this. She was actually liking being this close to her though she knew full well that this was way beyond being in a pony’s personal space. “Unngh, no Dinky...mom said those were mine,” Derpy murmured, making the alicorn freeze in fear but the pegasus didn’t wake. Instead, she did something worse. Derpy began to snuggle her head in Luna’s chest, probably thinking that it was a pillow. Luna bit her bottom lip and her own breathing was becoming erratic.  Her blonde mane brushed her muzzle and she couldn’t help but catch a whiff of it . It smelled of blueberry muffins...or maybe banana; she didn’t know but the scent was entrancing. What the hay is going on with me??? Princess Luna was confused with herself. Derpy has been her best friend for quite some time and never had these weird sensations within her . Her heart beating rapidly, her shortness of breath, and the pleasurable nervousness in her stomach as she looked down at the mare who was buried in her chest that she held so close to her. Is this what ponies felt when they slept together? Was this normal of her and why did she have this wanting of her friend; this burning desire to just hold her and snuggle the living crap out of this blonde mare? So many questions ran through her head and she didn’t have an answer to none of them. “Jeez, she’s a deep sleeper. How hard did you bang her last night?” “Gah!” Luna yelped as she quickly broke her embrace with the sleeping pony and ended up falling over the side of her bed with a loud thud. She looked up and of all ponies that had to startle her, it had to be the one and only Celestia who simply smiled as she laid on the floor. “Hello Luna.” “T..Tia??? What...what the..what??” “Before you ask, I came in through the door cause you never lock it, like every other time, and been here for probably about ten minutes before you woke up.” Ohcrapohcrapohcrap! She saw me and her...the way we were holding each other...shit! “And yes, I saw the way you two were all snuggled with each other like you just got done with some major love-making session,” Celestia said, still keeping the same smile of ‘I obviously see no problem with what I done.’ She can read my mind too??? Celestia’s smile now turned to one of evil proportions. “I wonder what your friend would think of this. I mean, I really can’t blame you for going all googly-eyed over such a mare like her. That mane, her proportionate body, that delicious plot-” “No!” Luna interjected as she sprung to her hooves and pressed her muzzle against Celestia’s, “You can’t say anything about this! I swear I just woke up like that, it wasn’t intentional Tia!” “Your so cute when you try to deny things Luna,” Celestia said and gave Luna a small lick on her muzzle, making the alicorn pull away from Celestia face and wipe the saliva off. “Don’t do that Tia! It’s freakin’ creepy, especially when I’m your sister for pony’s sake!” “I’m sure your friend will think that about you if I tell how snuggly you were getting with her. Tell me Luna, did you like it? Did you want to ravage her and just buck the living muffins out of her?” Celestia said slyly. Luna bit her bottom lip as she tried to think of something to say or somehow derail this whole conversation. Of course Celestia was wrong about her wanting to actually do things to her friend but what would Derpy think if she knew? Yes, she did wake up like that but it’s not like she was objecting to it either...and she didn’t know why. She has no proof...maybe I could just bs this. Luna put on a mask of confidence and hoped that maybe she could bullshit her way out of this somehow. “You didn’t see anything Tia.” Celestia’s smile left immediately and she cocked her brow. A little bubble of actual confidence welled up in Luna as she saw the alicorn’s expression change. Maybe she could pull this off. “Luna, you can’t bullshit a bullshitter.” Play the game Luna. She’s just trying to dissuade you. “What are you talking about? You say you saw me but you can’t prove it. Go ahead and tell her cause if I tell her it’s not true, she’ll believe it.” Got you...what are you gonna do now huh? Luna now gave a smile of her own. Even if Celestia did tell Derpy, there was no way in Tartarus Derpy would believe it if she denied it. Derpy knew she didn’t like her like that so for Celestia to even try to say what she was doing would be simply seem far-fetched, though it was so very  true. “That’s where you're wrong my dear little sister,” Celestia smirked. Her horn lit up and a small manilla folder appeared before Luna with a big label on the front that read Sexy Times. “What the heck?” Luna asked as she levitated the folder before her,” What does your stash of porn have anything to do with this?” Celestia laughed a bit hearing that. “That’s not my porn Luna. I keep all my porn in Shining’s and Cadences room since they're usually the stars of it. How about you just open it cause it’s so much better than porn...only by a little bit though so don’t get the wrong idea.” Oh no... What could possibly be so much worse than Celestia’s porn if this wasn’t really porn? Maybe it was pictures of Celestia’s rump or maybe picture of her rump! Or maybe it was... No...please not that! Celestia’ DeviantArt pictures! That was not something she never ever wanted to see in her immortal life. She rather be banished back to the moon and left there for eternity than to suffer through that but maybe instead of wondering what the hell it was, she figured she might as well open it and find out. Please don’t let it be the gallery. She slowly opened the manilla folder with her magic, trying to prepare herself for the worst but nothing could prepare her for this as her mouth suddenly dropped and the mask of confidence that she had put on completely broke. There in the folder was pictures of her and Derpy of last night, sleeping in bed together and holding each other, legs wrapped around each other. She sifted through the pictures and each were taken from new angles and some showed them without their blanket on. She was in my room last night?!!! Luna continued sifting through the pictures in bafflement while Celestia stood next to her and looked at the pictures with her. “Oh! Go to the last one. That one is my favorite!” Immediately Luna went to the last one and if her mouth wasn’t hitting the floor before, it was now. The last picture was a close-up of her and Derpy but not showing how close they were or holding each other but something so much worse for Luna. It showed Luna and Derpy’s faces and their lips connected with each other. What??? I didn’t....we didn’t... “That one kind of took some time to get right. I had to get both your heads just right for that one and I swear you have the heaviest head ever Luna. Picking that thing up and putting it next to hers was like picking up a damn boulder.” Luna turned to her sister with wide eyes as she suddenly realized something. “You...you set this up? You set this up?!” “Well,” Celestia began as she put her hoof to her chin as if she was in some type of deep thought, “You two were already holding each other so I didn’t really set you up, so technically you kind of set yourself up for that one.” This was the proof and then some. If Derpy saw this she would lose her mind! Celestia had to have this all planned and ready for her. She knew that she would try to bullshit her just so she could come out with this damning evidence. Why is she doing this?! There had to be something Celestia wanted from her if she went through all this. She narrowed her eyes and asked the question that she feared the answer for. “What do you want Tia?” Luna said through her teeth. Celestia lit up and beamed. “I’m glad you asked Luna.” Celestia took the folder and damning pictures out her magical grip and made the item disappear. “ You know that Nightmare Night is coming up very soon and this is actually going to be my first Nightmare Night that I won’t be hiding underneath ponies beds. Sooo, I was thinking that you and I could go somewhere fun like a party or something.” “Are you serious?!! You're blackmailing me for that??” Luna half-yelled, keeping in mind that Derpy was still sleeping but how she was sleeping through all of this was a mystery. “This isn’t blackmail! This is sexy blackmail Luna! I mean, didn’t you see the way you two were crossing legs! Any pony that saw those would be like ‘Damn that’s hot!’” “It’s still blackmail! What’s worse is you're blackmailing me so I could go to some party with you??? What pony does that? I was expecting something to the degree of us having a threesome with your student or...” Luna trailed off as she realized what the hell she was saying. Celestia now beamed even more. “Woah, now that does sound awesome! Why didn’t I think of that?! Okay scratch that-” Luna shoved her silver hoof in Celestia’s mouth,quieting the terrible idea. “No! I’ll go to some party with you, okay!?” Luna said quickly before Celestia could even confirm her own idea, “And stop licking my hoof!” She pulled her hoof out the alicorn’s maw and wiped it on the floor. “Fine. I still liked your idea better,” Celestia pouted. “I’ll go to whatever party you wanna go to as long as you don’t show that folder to Derpy.” What choice did she have? She rather suffer through whatever crazy party that Celestia had planned to go to then be without her friend. “Oh Luna, why do you think it’s just going to be me and you?” Celestia laughed, obviously enjoying the position she had Luna in that was non-sexual, “I want you to bring your friend with you when we go.” “No,”Luna immediately objected, “You're not dragging her into this Tia. I know whatever party that you have your eyes on can’t be good and I doubt she would want to go anyways.” “I’m not dragging her into this, you are. I’m bringing Twilight with me if that makes it any better.” In all honesty, that did make a bit better but she still didn’t want to bring Derpy into all this. If she did, Derpy would see the real side of Celestia...or worse...experience the real side of Celestia. “Well, what if she doesn't want to? Or what if she has work because she does have a job in Ponyville you know,” Luna said, trying to stump her in her little plan. Celestia brought her face close to hers. “Then I guess you better work that toned flank of yours and make it happen. Bribe, steal, screw somepony, I don’t care - well if you screw somepony at least give me a call before you do so I can watch - but do whatever it takes to get her to come cause if she’s not, those sexy little pics are going to be seen on the front page of the next issue of Playcolt.” Luna gritted her teeth and narrowed her eyes at Celestia. Her sister did many things to make her feel awkward and put her in some type of embarrassing position but this was straight up evil of her to do, but Luna couldn’t object it. She was all out of options and Celestia was making it very clear the consequences if she didn’t agree. “Fine Tia. I’ll bring her with me,” Luna said, finally giving in to her sister. “But I swear if you touch her  in any way, shape, or form...” “Oh don’t worry about that Luna.” Celestia pulled her face away and began making her way to the door as her amusing work was done here. “I won’t be the one wanting to put my hooves all over her.” Luna’s face flared, knowing exactly what she was implying. Celestia looked over her shoulder and gave a devilish grin. “Oh, and before she leaves, make sure that you two come to my chambers. I have some costumes for you both to try on for the party.” “What?!” Luna exclaimed but before she could ask any questions, Celestia left and closed the door behind her, leaving a worried and confused alicorn and a still sleeping mailmare alone in the room. How things have taken a turn for the worst this morning. First she found herself snuggling Derpy like lovers did and having eerie feelings just by looking at her and then to have her sister catch her;it was definitely not her ideal idea of a good morning. Luna looked back at Derpy and cursed herself for dragging her into this but what was the problem? All Celestia wanted was to for her and Derpy go to some Nightmare Night party with her and Twilight, where was the harm in that? The harm was Celestia and she knew that her sister would do everything in her power to embarrass her or do something that would be way over the top. She feared that Derpy would become so uncomfortable and weirded out that she would probably try to avoid her and never want to speak to her again. But those pictures...that was a guarantee she would lose her friend. At least with the whole party thing she still had a chance of still being friends. There was only one thing she could whisper to herself to describe her feelings at this point. “FML.” “Who said that?!” Derpy yelled as she shot up in her bed and looked around the room and noticed Luna standing in the middle of the room, “Oh hey Luna. Was that you talking?” Luna sighed and just shook her head and thought one last thing before she began the day. FML ten times.