Spring, the time of renewal and growth, is upon Equestria, and there is work to be done at Sweet Apple Acres. But while out on his monthly inspection, Big Macintosh runs across a particularly peculiar pony who won't take "no" for an answer.
Unfortunately for him, the day goes downhill from there as the mint-green unicorn just won't get off his back.
Partially inspired by Anthropology, partially by Wild, Sweet & Cool, and mainly by my own growing insanity.
This story just popped into my head last week and refused to leave until I wrote it out. So, enjoy, if you want.
Rated "Teen" for some occasional concepts that may not be entirely appropriate for young children. Nothing worse than you find on Prime-Time TV, but I want to be safe. Otherwise clean. Some light shipping near the end.
EDIT: Modified and updated with hopefully slimmed down sentences and whatnot. Proofreading done by RandomEncounter.