You guys just got trolled! How mad are you? Seriously though, the real chapter will be up in an hour from this one. This does not count as a real chapter, just a little fun I wanted to have with you guys. If you guys feel like I've made myself childish or just abandoned my professionalism, I agree. But come on, you have to admit this was funny at least. All of you expected a chapter, but instead you got...well, this..
At least I didn't troll you on a major level. I originally had the lyrics to this as well, and copy and pasted over and over until it reached well over 1k. But that's besides the point. I was jus-
Who's there? Mom, can you get it? No? Fine.
*Opens door*
Not again!
A group of small shadowed figures stood in the writers doorway, slinging maces, whips, and sticks over their shoulders. The oldest one in the middle grinned madly at the human as he started to laugh.
"Playing another joke on the readers? First, you didn't allow us to kill the children, or 'fillies', but now this? For shame, now you must pay."
Wait no! Please no! AHHHHHHHH!
The writer tried to run back to his room but was dragged out of the front doorway. His hands lingered on the side posts before his nails gave way and broke, causing his hold on his home sanctuary to be lost.
You deserve everything.
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the funny thing is I just have to press publish on the real chapter..
1047250 Is it wrong for me to tell you that i was kinda into you guys getting trolled? I just hope you don't go for me next
1047265 You're on the list. And I don't rly mind :P I likes a good joke e'rry now and then.
GET HIM GNARL!!!!!
1047256 That is funny. And I helped. I feel like something has accomplished today
Imitating me, eh?
Haha! Great one! You got me. Don't worry, no hard feelings.
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you are charged with abuse of the featured window for trolling, how do you plead?
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.....That's probably part of the gif, but that after image hurts my brain.
And you know what amazes me? That fact that a 200 worded little joke got this on the update features.
half a mind just wants to laugh. the other half wants to laugh while turning you over the rack because I'm just an evil bastard :) your choice
Really? I mean this is a bit low, but what really gets me is how unimaginative the trolling is.
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After image?
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I plead innocent.
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I'll take that laugh.
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It's hard to be an original troll, but yeah, I did this out of boredom, laziness, and a compilation of videos of kids getting angry on CoD. I blame those.
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His body shape is like.....contorted. It's weird..
*Sees an update*
FOR TEH OVERLORD!!!!!!
*Sees it's troll*
Noooooooooooooooooooo-
*Sees author getting the shit beaten out of him by minions*
FOR. TEH. OVERLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD!!!!!!!!!!!!
I await the REAL chapter. Seriously, you two, pretty low blow to your loyal readers.
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*Inserts shrugging pony here* Sorry, but we need a good laugh or two. This is comedy, after all. And you know what? I'll even be kind enough to release the chapter right now.
1047389 Nobody here got trolled. People here got pranked.
Also my reaction to this was "Meh.".
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I thought it went, "I plead innocent." Then the prosecutor starts his whole proving you guilty thing, THEN your defense attorney does the whole i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/238/799/58f.gif after finding an inconsistency in the prosecutors argument normally referred to as a contradiction. There's a nice video explaining the whole process here.