I'd heard about the TV show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic from my college roommate who is way too into the show. Disturbingly so, actually, but good gravy I would never watch the darned thing! What am I, five? I've got better things to do with my time than watch a silly little girl's show. However, that didn't stop... something from transporting me into the world of the show, so here I am... in Equestria... trying to get home. This is gonna be interesting.

Special thanks to GuyFace, Jack Kellar, Storm Shaker, Spiffy McSquee, and Goober Trooper for helping me with this one!

This story is a sequel to Mission: Improbable

A few weeks after the Spy returned from his extended stay in Equestria, the Medic found that he needed to have a few of those so-called "ponies" to... study. But with robots still attacking Mann Co., how can he find the time to acquire such a specimen?

By sending a scout ahead, of course.

If you're a Pinkie sort of pony, you might enjoy this... Actually, it's not so much a story as a collection of generally random sequences I conjure up whilst attempting to work on my real stories. A word of caution: It's random. Please please PLEASE, in the name of Faust, do not leave me comments telling me you hate it because it's random. Don't say I didn't warn you. Please, leave me comments on anything else, like it, fave me, do whatever. Oh, and do enjoy yourselves.

In the Ponyville schooling system, story-time is represented by two seperate, yet equally important groups: The gangsta rapper who reads the tale, and the pony school children who are forced to listen to it. These are their stories... *Chung Chung*
--Rated Teen for cursing. A good deal of it. What did you expect? It's Ice Cube, for God's sake.--

The wonderbolts are in town. But there are things we don't know about equestrias best flyers. Like a secret crush that our favourite captain has hidden all these years.

Spike becomes better acquainted with a certain Deejay pony.

A Ghost. A weapon. A tool. That's all he's ever known himself to be.

One day he's sent on a mission, a mission to assassinate a high priority target. When he fails that mission, and gets abruptly sent to a certain planet, how will he cope with being taken from the battlefield, and put into a world full of colorful horses that talk?
...
And will he have access to a Tactical Nuke?

Only time will tell in this tale of adventure and comedy!

Everyone's favorite feline, Gumball Watterson, ends up in Ponyville. Twilight Sparkle finds him.

Spike has developed a crush on Pinkie Pie. He's been able to keep it hidden pretty well. But when the truth of his affections slips out, Pinkie Pie's reaction befuddles everypony. She offers to go out with him! Why? Because it could be fun! Can Spike survive Pinkie Pie's spontaneity? Or will he collapse under the madness? Who knows?!

(Party Of One Alternate Route)
(Contains Adult Humor)

(Looking for artists! (temporary image is temporary!))
(Oh hey, fourth chapter.)
Three months after the Canterlot wedding, Spike hits a growth spurt in the middle of the night. This growth spurt gives him access to more Draconic powers, heightening his senses and giving him more energy and strength.

Afraid that he will lose control like he did at his birthday party, Twilight creates
a fighting program for him. Creating this new technology, Twilight goes crazy with power.

Will Spike be able to save Ponyville before its too late? Will he be able to use his newfound powers to save his friends, or will he fall victim to Twilight's mind control?

(NOTE: This story was originally written by Firethrower 1256, but he passed the story to me as it was to go on permanent hiatus otherwise. I am now in charge of the story on his behalf. I hope you all enjoy my version!)
(Character tags will update as the story progresses.)
(Image creds to whoever made the image!)