Reader. Editor. Scribbler. Odd.
If you're a Pinkie sort of pony, you might enjoy this... Actually, it's not so much a story as a collection of generally random sequences I conjure up whilst attempting to work on my real stories. A word of caution: It's random. Please please PLEASE, in the name of Faust, do not leave me comments telling me you hate it because it's random. Don't say I didn't warn you. Please, leave me comments on anything else, like it, fave me, do whatever. Oh, and do enjoy yourselves.
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I don't like it! It's too random! (I only said that because you told me not to.
)
This is a nice piece of work, especially the invisible custard walrus and the stop sign period exclamation point. Have you ever bluejayed a lead boat before?
The comment matches the story! Err, I mean, someone stop that remote-controlled banana!
I don't even the whole thing.
...following.
Wait wha.. How did.. wher... I.. Okay, I don't even know how to respond to this.
1605651 Breathe. Breathe. Shut up! Uh, not you.
1605881 I didn't mean it as an offence... OR DID I??? Good, let your brain wrestle over that conundrum for a while. When it's over and the dust clears, come to me for more paradoxes. PARADOXES AND PARANOIA! WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL PARADOXES AND PARANOIA! And no, I'm not trolling, this is a cold statement of fact, no jesting here.
1605936 Excellent! The following statement is true: The previous statement is false.
1605947 Perfection in it's finest. An elephant captures a mouse, and says to it, "If you can guess what I am just about to do, I will let you go. If you guess wrong, I will squash you."
The mouse replies, "You will squash me."
WHAT MUST THE ELEPHANT DO?
1605957 The elephant must do as the government: Give a big smile, make insane promises, and blame it all on the opposing party.
1605985 Wow. I can honestly say you have given a solution to solution-less problem. You have issued a paradox to a conundrum my friend. Here is my hardest to solve, and yes it has a solution.
One of these statements is false.
Two of these stayements are false.
Three of these statements are false.
Four of these statements are false.
Five of theses statements are false.
Six of theses statements are false.
Seven of these statements are false.
Eight of these statements are false.
Nine of these statements are false.
Ten of these statements are false."
Out of those statements, which one is TRUE? Be careful, this was issued by the master of paradoxes, conundrums, irony, and even brainteasers. My English teacher.
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That's easy. The answer is nine.
1606163 Well. You weren't supposed to answer that. Even so, you did, so congrats. You beat a master of headbreakers' easiest conundrum. Although, it was the hardest I know so, yeah. Well done.
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*does a happy dance*
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How I felt reading this:
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Not enough randomness!
...This randomness, I like it! Another!
I actually love this kinda stuff. It's weird, but in a way that makes sense too
. Just like Pinkie
!
Also, 1606027, it wasn't that hard. All that was was a simple math problem: 10 statements - 1 true statement = 9 false statements. Ergo, the answer is the statement that said there were 9 false statements, number 9 (and yes, I figured it out on my own, before reading the other post answering it
).
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I don't know what Pi is, if not the number. But, of course, the number isn't Pi - it is π. Other than that, the mysteriousity that is the Pi, I reckon this fic makes complete sense.
There is little hope for my sanity from here, I suppose. Farewell, rational thought, I hardly knew ye.
Wait a minute! I think I left my brain with the fic.
*Rummages around through clutter on desk*
Wait. Found it!
Yeah. That was pretty crazy. Enjoyed it quite a bit.
1606027 Ah... I was gonna say nueve, because I'm a somewhat bilingual squid.
1612551 Mm hm. That was weird, I re-logged on a MINUTE after your comment. Funzies.
1606768 How I felt writing it: gifs.gifbin.com/1233925271_8be9acc.gif
1607139 You got it.
Coming right up.
Wow. I honestly didn't expect so much positive feedback on this story. Thanks everypony, and I'll be sure to keep on writing this!
Man, I might do a song off of this. Good job!
1612960 What
ohmigosh really? Forever
Freest doing a song based on my fic?! *collapses*
Wut.
OK! I'm actually going to write the next chapter today. I've been low on time, but it's been too long.
Ha... that's funny. Okay, I actually did write half the chapter two weeks, one day ago, to my credit. And then School happened.
Thank you. I didn't understand any of it, yet it was awesome. 5/5
1806103 Why thank you. Yeah, I think it happened as something between an allegory of writing and the paddleboat/tunnel scene from the original Willy Wonka.
Nice!
Just FYI, you might not want to update/add chapters TOO often, since someone might report you for bumping your story.
1871156 Thanks, that's a good point. Not more than twice a week, then?
OH GOD. The plot thickens... TO ONE SIDE!
1872032 Kind of like my Abuelita's soup...
Oh, the horror!
Shortskirtsandexplosions has invaded your story, plotting to recolor it all into shades of purple, green and baby blue!
1882000 No, just someone who saaaaaays he's my "alternate personality". Heck, I'm gonna get to the bottom of this.
The best words to describe the story are "what" and "the," yet it makes for a good read.
Le randomness...I like
Have you considered getting off the meth?
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Meth? What meth?
After reading this memedepot.com/uploads/1000/1148_1253230725640.jpg
2036848 How do you think I feel? MY BRAIN IS FREAKING FULL OF SOME RANDOM DUDE
Sorry, can't help you with that. I have to deal with my own voice-in-my-head.
Oh, you know you like me.
Shut up! I wasn't talking to you!
2037738 So, is DID like a writer thing then? Because DivideByZero is cool like that.
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Well, it would make sense. Writer's have to write from several different points of view, some that often conflict with ones own views. We are subconsciously writing dialogs in our own minds.
That's geek speak for "writers drive themselves insane".
Go away! I only let you out for that one comment to be humorous!
You realize that you just ruined your own joke, right?
2048834 What bothers me is that my chapter titles are becoming more and more sl4ng typ3 5cr1pt.
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Two words: gnipyt sdrawkcab.