The Mane Thing (first story in the "and other very random stories" bit)
Once upon a time, in the magical land of Equestria, it was another beautiful day in Ponyville.
(Hey, if you're gonna be stereotypical, go all out. Brohoof.)
Yet, beautiful as it may have been in the general area of the town, there was a tree in the center of the place which just couldn't conform. Oh, it was no fault of the tree. Rather, the occupants, or more specifically, an occupant of the tree was troubled, and being sincerely troubled about a thing has a way of putting a damper on the relative beauty of an area.
Yes, Twilight Sparkle was at it again. I think, Best Beloved (where the heck'd THAT come from?!), that we both know what I mean by "at it again". Ohhhhhh dear, looks like we have a few cloppers out there today, so let me specify. When I say "at it again", I simply mean that she had once more got it into her head that a thing wasn't right, or that a simple problem was totally irreconcilable. Right, I should probably get down to cases.
Twilight Sparkle, a normally normalised normal norm of normalcy, had contracted a dire case of Mane Displacement.
A/N I decided to write a story with chapters of about two hundred words, adding to it as I feel like it. Since the chapters are so short, I'll probably be updating pretty often. No story outline here, just seeing where it takes me. Also, if any of you have a good idea for a random story you'd like to see me do, stick it in the comments, and I'll do some of the best ones.
Have fun, Kids!
--Squiddy