TH3 M4N3 TH1NG, P4RT F1V3: Gibberish in Neutral
Twilight cleared her throat.
“What, you may ask, is wrong with this haphazard brand of asymmetry? I'm glad you asked.”
“Ah didn't ask.”
“Yeah, you're right... I didn't really mean to say that, it just sort of came out. I think it was supposed to be funny.”
“Author, Ah'm real sorry to tell you this, but yer dialog stinks worse'n... uh, somethin'. Consarnit, Ah'm ALWAYS able to come up with snappy lines!”
Not if I don't write them. Now behave, or I'll change your accent every three words.
Applejack gulped. “Point taken.”
Twilight sighed. “Look, the point I'm trying to make is that my mane is heavier on one side than the other, by virtue of being more massive on said side because, rudimentarily, I have more hair on one side of my horn than the other!”
“And y'all were going to tell me why that's a problem?” Applejack said, hoofing her ponytail completely over to one side of her neck.
“Look, in less than thirty words, it's like this: My mane is displaced. We are faced with issues of unfairness to my skull, traumatic brain injuries due to unbalance--”
Shoot!
Well, I think you did better than last time.
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
Look, I already told you that's impossible. And because you're taking this so well, I'm going to let you write that grumpy line of Applejack's you're dying to get down.
Oh. Well... Thanks!
In the Author's Notes.
Fine.
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2036848 How do you think I feel? MY BRAIN IS FREAKING FULL OF SOME RANDOM DUDE
Sorry, can't help you with that. I have to deal with my own voice-in-my-head.
Oh, you know you like me.
Shut up! I wasn't talking to you!
2037738 So, is DID like a writer thing then? Because DivideByZero is cool like that.
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Well, it would make sense. Writer's have to write from several different points of view, some that often conflict with ones own views. We are subconsciously writing dialogs in our own minds.
That's geek speak for "writers drive themselves insane".
Go away! I only let you out for that one comment to be humorous!
You realize that you just ruined your own joke, right?
2048834 What bothers me is that my chapter titles are becoming more and more sl4ng typ3 5cr1pt.
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Two words: gnipyt sdrawkcab.
2049482 http://djlukkiday.tumblr.com/post/41917267314/fa1thfulness-rabioheab-its-crazy-how-lemon
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2053246 foreverfreest is a bucking genius
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: Pinkie Pie, you're so random!
2055180 Oh, foreverfreest is DJ LukkiDay. There's a connection, sorry
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2036848 You brain? Good sir, welcome to the mind of the man who watched this video five times nonstop.
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You gonna keep writing this, man? I miss it!