//------------------------------// // TH3 M4N3 TH1NG, P4RT F1V3: Gibberish in Neutral // Story: The Pi (and other very random stories) // by Sir Squidfish //------------------------------// Twilight cleared her throat. “What, you may ask, is wrong with this haphazard brand of asymmetry? I'm glad you asked.” “Ah didn't ask.” “Yeah, you're right... I didn't really mean to say that, it just sort of came out. I think it was supposed to be funny.” “Author, Ah'm real sorry to tell you this, but yer dialog stinks worse'n... uh, somethin'. Consarnit, Ah'm ALWAYS able to come up with snappy lines!” Not if I don't write them. Now behave, or I'll change your accent every three words. Applejack gulped. “Point taken.” Twilight sighed. “Look, the point I'm trying to make is that my mane is heavier on one side than the other, by virtue of being more massive on said side because, rudimentarily, I have more hair on one side of my horn than the other!” “And y'all were going to tell me why that's a problem?” Applejack said, hoofing her ponytail completely over to one side of her neck. “Look, in less than thirty words, it's like this: My mane is displaced. We are faced with issues of unfairness to my skull, traumatic brain injuries due to unbalance--” Shoot! Well, I think you did better than last time. GET OUT OF MY HEAD! Look, I already told you that's impossible. And because you're taking this so well, I'm going to let you write that grumpy line of Applejack's you're dying to get down. Oh. Well... Thanks! In the Author's Notes. Fine.