Spike jumped on Twilight's back.
"This is too complicated!" he shrieked. "We ride!"
Suavely, they cantered off into the sunset.
The sunset turned its back on them, revealing a complex sequence of inner workings which could only point to one objective: A dastardly plot to convert Equestria to cream cheese.
"This is madness!" Twilight whispered candidly.
Spike bravely released the eel.
END
...WHAT?
Shut up.
You know, I don't think I mentioned how fantastic it is that you actually used SlipperPutty's ridiculous story prompt.