Wallflower has a crush on Sunset. Sunset is incredibly dense. Wallflower makes a plan to fix that.

My entry for Scampy's Sunflower Shipping Contest.

Rated T for crude humor.

Sunset asked Wallflower on a date, and Wallflower is in a panic. What could the coolest girl at Canterlot High want with her? What do they have in common?

But it may not even matter, because Sunset is late and Wallflower suspects a trap.

Sweet and sour slice of life romance. T-rated for occasional profanity, jokes about spanking and mind control fetish, and mention of some films you definitely don’t want to Google. There isn't an archive warning for depression and negative self-talk, but there's lots of that. No self harm tho.

Wallflower's dress is based on this. Thanks to My Little Pastafarian for letting me use the design and for editing my description of it. Check out #ponymakeover on DA for more wonderful pony dress designs.

And thanks as always to Scoots for letting me constantly bug them with questions about how to word correctly.

Entry in Scampy's SunFlower Shipping Contest. Winner of Lord Camembert's Commendation for Excellence in Gay Giggles (Gayggles).

Long ago, there was a website called Thirty Minute Ponies, where people had to write MLP one shots in thirty minutes relating to the prompts. It isn't active anymore, but I am incredibly late and am only uploading all of the ones shots I wrote from there now. Plus, I might upload other one shots here in the future, depending on length, as I've been meaning to get back into the pony writing game. Anyway, here are a collection of stories ranging from a far array of subjects, but most of them will be shippy, and a great deal of them angsty.

The format partially inspired by Donnys Boy's fantastic Friends and Lovers. Beside each story will be listed the ships/characters and genres.

Wallflower Blush, after losing her memory stone and being forced to confront her own loneliness, meets Sunset Shimmer for the first time, a second time. It doesn't go great.

This time, Sunset is different. She's angry, bitter, mean, and fixated on Wallflower Blush. She's a mystery to solve, but Wallflower has to survive her vicious attention first...

Editing help provided by Shaslan, applejackofalltrades.

Coverart by me.

In the middle of the fray, that’s all you can focus on. That thing, that event, whatever it is, drowns out everything else as it overshadows the rest of the world.

But when there is no fray, and the quiet returns, it’s only then that you can really pay attention to the details.

Sometimes, the most important things happen when nothing happens at all.

Written for Scampy's SunFlower Shipping Contest.

Thumbnail inspired by, and based off, a sketch by avirextin

Endings come to everything, even for the unending. At the threshold of change, two ponies search for the way forward, and for what waits beyond goodbye.

Cover art by Hollow. Find them here and here!

Wallflower won’t let her girlfriend touch her. Not while she's wearing that mind-reading magical geode of hers.

Content warning: contains wholesomely happy ending

Second place winner in Scampy's SunFlower Shipping contest. Highly recommended by PresentPerfect.

This is a companion, but by no means a sequel, to my other Wallflower story blue wallflower.

Tonight on Bottom Gear, Twilight eats a pineapple, Applejack goes berserk, and Rainbow Dash falls in love with a box of tissues. I think. There's some other stuff that happens too, but everyone's too brain-dead to summarize it all.

This is the worst possible way to celebrate a Fimfiction milestone, mark my words.

Disclaimer: there was, for a while, roughly 20 or so peeps working on this at the same time. This absolute carnage was somehow cleaned up into fitting precisely 5,000 words according to Fimfiction's word counter, and I still have no idea how we managed to do that. Do not expect quality, or even relevant memes. Oof.

Reviewed by PresentPerfect!
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On one particularly rainy day, Discord meets a friendly clown inside the gutter.

How could Discord possibly say no to free candy and balloons?

This story is a sequel to Smoothing the Knots

Princesses Celestia and Luna take tea under less than ideal circumstances: house arrest for psychiatric care following Luna's revelation about the her use of the Tantabus to torture herself.

Ever the thoughtful sister, Celestia tries to help Luna open up about her addiction to guilt and suffering in order to understand why Luna isn't happy now that the pain has finally left her. But Luna has a very different topic she wishes to discuss.