So I thought I was dreaming but it turns out the choice I made erased my existence from this reality and put it in another; now I'm in Equestria, the land of magical talking ponies, where everything is sunshine and rainbows right? Well; it just so happens that it is also home to chimeras, hydras, manticores and several other kinds of vicious creatures that would like nothing better than to eat me. I'd have died the first week if it weren't for the fact that I ended up with immortality, and four random powers that change every time I die.

The funny thing about death; it still hurts.

(tags will be added when necessary and powers will be posted at the bottom of the chapter he get's them in)

this is an LOHAV fic

"Valdrite, a land of eternal overcast and gloom, fulled with hulking monstrosities and slithering stalkers. Beasts of myth and heroes of might. Gods of light and demons of darkness. Truly, a land for the adventurous" - Excerpt from The Guide to Valdrite: How not to die instantly

Amena Winterfall is one of the three oldest vampires in the world and the most powerful of them all, though her existence is unknown to all but two individuals. She may look frail, but she holds a trove of knowledge matched only by the gods. Looked after by her good friend Eldren the Blood mage, she has learnt to channel the natural magicks of the world to her bidding. When an unknown enemy attacks her home, she is sent to another world in order to survive the ensuing onslaught of the unknowns attack.

Features King Sombra being sent to school as a little colt as punishment for being both stupid and evil.

Two thousand years imprisoned in Tartarus for the near genocide of an entire species. One has to ask, how such a being wasn't taken out by the elements of harmony. The short answer? They dodged it. The long answer? They dodged it like a ninja. Now awakened and free, they shall bring forth a thousand years of darkness and ruin, or get drunk and pass out at the nearest pub. Either/or really.

Note: Need more suitable coverart. Also this is a LoHAV, so leave if you're gonna hate for just the premise.

Equestria, land of magic and harmony. Where the three pony races co-exist in peace, ruled over by their benevolent princess. With their ultimate weapons, the elements of harmony, they have vanished many a foe, while others were reformed and now reside in said land.

Enter a being who does whatever they want, whenever they want, views logic as a suggestive guideline, outright breaks physics, and can perform impressive magical feats, when they can be bothered, and dresses in bright colours, the perfect camouflage for ponies. How will the ponies respond to such a being? Most likely with minor annoyance at their inane antics and national scale pranks.

A woman wakes up in Equestria with no memory of how she got there, only that there was copious amounts of alcohol involved, and discovers she has superpowers.

Spawned from the Superpower Lottery Challenge.

I, Leandra and my older brister (Sister that's more like a brother), Nyssa, were skimming through the internet when we got a email from a GodofChaos@gmail.com showing a link to a new video. We were listening to Vocaloid at the time, so we clicked the link, without thinking twice. Next thing we knew, we were being sucked into our computer. And then we were falling from the sky.

I don't know what's going on, but now I'm Rin and Nyssa's Len, and we're in Equestria.

I know it's just me and my brister now, but I have a feeling that there might be more people coming along soon. (More Vocaloid Characters!!!)

Note: I also wanted to label this Comedy, but I reached the 6 Categories Limit

Note:.originally belonged to Pixel Berry98, but now belongs to me, DerpyStarlet.

Hello there, my name is or was Kyle but now I go by Axel. You see, what started as just me and 13 of my friends going to a convention cosplaying as Organization XIII from Kingdom Hearts II for my 18th birthday, has ended in us becoming Organization XIII, coming to Equestria, being labeled as enemy's of Equestria and having all the ponies hating us including that S.O.B named Celestia. But you know what, I don't care; if I'm stuck here and miss sun butt isn't going to help us get home then I might as while have some fun well I'm here till we find a way home.

This story was inspired by F*** it I'm Having Fun by Jimmy the Grape and many other stories like it. And special thanks to Thadius0 for proofreading.

One cold autumn night, Twilight Sparkle lets in a pale and weary traveler into her home. When she accidentally discovers his dark secret, she is assaulted by him, and is left to die... When she woke up, she finds that she has been turned into a Vampire, an ancient enemy of Equestria last seen during Nightmare Moon's Rebellion. She now walks the thin line between life and death, sustained only by the blood of others.

Her friends now race against time to find a cure for this ancient curse, and stop the Vampire who infected Twilight, before he can create a new army of Vampires to conquer Equestria. Otherwise, Twilight will join the forces of evil and darkness, as the Bride for the Lord of Vampires. They have to work quickly, as every day passes, Twilight's thirst for her friends' blood increases...

Isaac Archer used to be human. Used to, being the key word. After encountering a strange flower, Isaac finds himself reborn as the newest member of the royal family, an alicorn prince by the name of Dusk Star. With an OCD mother, and a too cool for school dad, Dusk finds himself having a rather interesting second life.

Hiyas! I'm Screwball!

My daddy's kinda unavailable at the moment, on account of him being turned to stone (AGAIN) so it looks like it's up to me to spread enough Chaos to break him out. Might as well start with the jerks that put me on the "Pay No Mind" list by leaving me without my daddy. Ponies always say that revenge is a dish best served cold. If that's the case, I wonder what it tastes like? Ice cream? Popsicles maybe? Guess it's time I found out.

So...ya wanna play?

This is an Ask Fic! Ask questions to Screwball to affect the course that the story will take.

Most of the credit for this story goes to my friend Fluttercord45, for basically starting a majority of it and setting up the main plot, but handed the project over to me.