Vocaloid in Equestria: beta session

by DerpyStarlet


Chapter 7: The Feminine Male

"Ugh! I'm bored!" I roll over back and forth on my double futon. "Jacob! I'm bored! Xbox is boring! Being in the sun is boring! Sleeping is boring! Using the bathroom while singing vocaloid is boring! UGH! I! AM! SO! BORED!" I put my pillow on my face and keep rolling.

"Akira, calm the hell down...damn dude just play some world of tanks with me already, sheesh. Wait, how about you go watch more of that little kid show you like." Jacob, of course, was being an ass. He is unfortunately not appreciative of the wonders of MLP or anime! At times like these I wonder how we are even friends.

"But Jacob! I already repeated the show like....a whole bunch!" I groan and roll of my bed and roll on the floor.

"Alright dude, I'm going to head home. I can't stand it when you act like this." Wow thanks for being a swell friend, you have become the sunshine in my day.

"Oh, ok. See you later." As Jacob leaves I keep rolling to trip him up. When he's gone I sit on my futon which I have put in the couch form. I pull out my phone and listen to Vinylicious by DJ PON3. I bob my head to the beat which ends and then goes to a song I often sing to. Forever by Chris Brown. Why that song? Honestly I extremely dislike the artist. I do like a few songs of his. As it plays I, of course, end up singing. Now I am going to say this now. I have a deep smooth voice, but I have an alto singing voice on top of that I am pretty good. Even though I dislike to, my friends will ask me to sing something. Once the choir teacher called me down and sing a song which I later found out was to show her students what they should aim to sound like. In honesty I prefer dancing. The only physical activity I will do, even if my life depended on it. As the song finishes it changes to a song named PON PON PON by Kaimyu. As it starts I receive an email notification. I check it reading:

From: GodOfChaos@gmail.com

Dear, Akira Nakasumi,

I heard you are quiet bored with day to day life. I have also heard your quiet like a man called...Sheogorath? I believe he is known as the Daedric Prince of Madness. I would like to issue you a challenge. Click here to accept it. Have fun!

God of Chaos

I clapped.

"Jacob you are such an ass. You really went this far to prank me." I look at the green hyperlink. For ten minutes, TEN MINUTES I stared at it, trying to fight my curiosity. Of course, I lost. I tapped it. My phone went black and white in elliptic flashes.

"I swear to Celestia Jacob, I will go all Kirito on you if you broke my phone." I grit my teeth in anger. As I go to take the battery out, I black out.

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Eventually, I regain consciousness but keep my eyes closed for two main reasons; one, my room is sound proof. I hear two sounds that are never in my room, birds chirping and rushing water. The second was I felt I was moving. Eventually I open my eyes to stay up at the sky and moving tree line. Wait trees? I live no where near trees. I live in downtown Cincinatti. I sit up and notice that I am in a forest, and I am on my bed....floating down a river.

"What the buck?!" Says an unfamiliar voice coming from my mouth. I instantly put a hand over my mouth. "Why does my voice sound....different?" My voice had become a tenor/ alto mix in tone, it was very soothing, hell just speaking to myself made me calmer. The voice sounded familiar, and then I thought of genertion two vocaloid. I rush to the side of my bed to find that I am greeted by beautiful long purple hair, deep purple eyes, and two red chopsticks in my hair. I was wearing a stunning white kimono and had a microphone on my side. I lift my sleeves to see if I had traditional vocaloid id and fin in red. VA-G01, kamui id serial. I smile thinking if this is a dream, don't wake me up! I love cosplay honestly and wanted to dress up as Kamui for Sugiocon. Now I AM Kamui. Permanent cosplay, I like it! I look to the end of the bed and see a backpack and I grab it to find the following:

1 cellphone

1 solar powered charging/ power station with 2 usb ports and 5 plugs

Assorted food and drink

2 boxes of matches

1 TV

1 TV power cord

1 HDMI cord

1 Xbox 360

1 Xbox power cord

4 Xbox wireless controllers

1 Xbox controller charging station

1 map of Equestria (Now I know where I am)

I also find a note reading:

Glad you came! I hope you don't mind water, I thought this would be amusing. Anywho, I have already done this so many times I will cut to the chase. There are other humans here. Go find them!

God of Chaos Discord

Ok no way even Jacob could do this. Plus this looks a lot like the Everfree forest. I jump into the water and swim to shore. I guess I start walking now. With that, I begin walking towards the unknown.