Vocaloid in Equestria: beta session

by DerpyStarlet


Chapter 14: Poison Personalities

Applejack heads towards the castle to check on Twilight, and the humans she's housing. She invited all the other girls to come meet the new humans, but they're coming at their own pace. Mostly, Applejack's worried about Luka, it wasn't like her to freak out like that. Granted, she hasn't known her that long. Here are still some things that just don't add up about the situation though. `Hopefully she's alright,` Applejack thinks to herself.

Applejack opens the door and walks down the hall, she sees Luka slumped on the floor. Alarmed, Applejack rushes over to her. "Luka?! Are you okay?" Applejack asks In concern.

"Ugh... just five more minutes..." Luka quickly drifts back off to sleep and Applejack just sighs. Applejack carries her into the room and tucks her in, `she must still need her rest` Applejack assumes. Leaving Luka to rest, Applejack starts towards the dining area, where everypony else is likely eating breakfast. Surprisingly, noponies there. Just Spike eating cereal, he looks up at Applejack.

"Hey AJ," he says before turning back to his bowl of rhinestones.

"Howdy Spike, where's Twilight?" Applejack asks, he shrugs.

"Those humans were looking for her too. That one with the Pink hair, she's a real downer." Spike comments.

"Luka? Well that can't be, she's still sleeping." Applejack scratches her head in confusion. "Where did you see her?" She asks.

"Down that hall," Spike points to a hall on the other side of the room, opposite the side with the hall Luka's sleeping in. Applejack heads down the hall and pretty soon she finds what he's talking about, Luka's sitting on the floor looking quite glum.

"Luka?" Applejack says cautiously, Luka looks up for a brief second.

"Hey Applejack..." Luka replies, her voice barely audible.

"What's wrong, sugarcube?" Applejack asks, sitting next to Luka.

"I'm sorry, am I sitting in your spot? I wish I had a spot... I'll go." Luka gets up to go.

"No, no, you're fine. I was just wondering why you're so down," Applejack proceeds with caution and Luka slumps back down.

"Oh nothing, because that's what I have. No family, no world, this isn't even my body..." Luka replies sadly. Applejack looks at her in shock. Gone is the calm and collected demeanor she's used to, now in its place is a depressed human. A stark contrast to what Luka used to be, almost as if it isn't her.

"You got stuff, you got smarts, you got looks, you got your memory." Applejack tries, not quite sure how to defuse this situation.

"These looks aren't mine, and these smarts might not even be mine. And my memory is already starting to wane. Nothing big, but small things are gone. What I do have, I'm losing. I wish I had some more physical and personal possessions," Luka says, eyeing Applejacks Stetson in envy. Applejack looks at Luka in shock.

"You're losing your memory? That's terrible, you should tell Twilight. I go to Twilight if I have a problem, she might be able to fix it," Applejack says.

"I wish I had friends to help me..." Luka says sadly, Applejack looks at her in concern.

`I don't know what's wrong, but one things clear. We need to find Twilight," Applejack thinks to herself in determination.

~

Rainbow Dash flies through the castle doors and looks down the halls, there has to be somepony somewhere to talk to. Or some-human, because apparently there are two more that she has to meet. Rainbow looks down one of the hallways and sees a pink haired human, definitely one of the new ones. Rainbow zips over to greet her.

"Hey, you must be one of the new humans. I'm Rainbow Dash, you must have heard of me," Rainbow strikes a pose. The human glares at her.

"Yeah, I'm new. And yes I've heard of you, Rainbow crash. Now what the hell do you want?" The human says, Rainbow freezes at hearing that name and tenses up.

"What did you call me?" Rainbow Dash asks in shock.

"The hell does it matter?! Now get out of my way, I'm busy!" He human pushes her aggressively and continues down the hall and around the corner. Once Rainbow snaps out of her shock she shoots down the hall angrily. She comes around a couple of corners and finally finds who she's looking for, the human is sitting next to Applejack.

"You! Take it back! Take it back now!" Rainbow snarls as she holds the human against the wall and off the floor. The human is shocked at first, and then there's fear. Tears well up in her eyes, but she doesn't answer.

"Rainbow, what's gotten into you?! Put her down, you're scaring her!" Applejack yells up to her, but Rainbow doesn't relent.

"Do you know what she called me? A nickname I managed to just barely shake off in flight school, and she's gonna take it back!" Rainbow growls, but tears start to well in the humans eyes.

"What are you talking about, I was with her this whole time! She didn't call you nothin'! Now let her go!" Applejack demands. Rainbow relents and drops the human, but she falls a good four feet onto her feet. When she lands she stumbles onto all fours and coughs, trying desperately to breathe in air. Applejack hurries over to make sure she's ok.

"What's wrong with you Dash! You coulda hurt her!" Applejack shouts.

"Good! She deserves it!" Rainbow shouts back.

"She's probably right, I apparently don't deserve anything else... I wish I had something worth living for..." The human says, Applejack gasps.

"Don't you think like that, Luka! You've got plenty to live for! I don't want to hear any of this rubbish, and I especially don't want you to do something stupid! Dash, shame on you! How dare you say such a thing! She's having a hard enough time as it is without you attacking her out of the blue! Whatever it is you think she did, she didn't do it!" Applejack lectures, she then helps Luka up and off further into the castle. Applejack gives Dash one last glare before continuing on into the castle.

Dash watches the procession in silence, then she starts to think on her actions. She had just wanted the human to apologize, and maybe she had gone a tad too far. But to hear a suicidal thought such as that, brought on directly by her own actions... she feels terrible. She had wanted the human to feel bad, but not so bad that there is nothing worth living for. Rainbow heads off at a slow, for her, pace to hopefully catch up and apologize. So she heads down the halls with one goal in mind, find Luka.

~

Pinkie hops through the castle in search of one of the new humans, her gut senses told her that she should go to the kitchen. Not because that's where she might find a human, but because she's feeling kinda peckish. The human in the kitchen is just a bonus. Pinkie hops up to the human currently devouring Twilights food with gusto.

"Here," Pinkie hands the human a cupcake with a stopwatch in the other hoof. The human eats it and Pinkie gasps in shock. "Wow! You were really close to beating my record! Not most ponies can do that! What would you say to a cupcake eating contest?" Pinkie asks excitedly, the human thinks for a second.

"A contest, with food involved. Count me in!" The human says as Pinkie sets up a table with cupcake trays.

"Hey, what's your name? I need to put it on the name tag," Pinkie asks casually.

"Megurine Luka, you can just call me Luka," Luka says, Pinkie nods and puts it down. The two sit next to each other and Pinkie counts down slowly, then the two dig in. The battle is fierce and messy, neither side relents. They both finish their dozens quickly, but Pinkie is faster. If only by a second.

"Wow, that was really close! Even if you did lose, you were still pretty good!" Luka just shrugs and turns back to Twilights storage of food. "You wait right here! I have to go tell Twilight the great news!" Luka doesn't say anything in response so Pinkie bounces off to find Twilight.

~

Fluttershy wanders through the intimidating halls timidly, she's thankful that they can't do anything but stay where they are. They're just so big and they loom over her on all sides, but she tries to ignore them. A long while ago she was absolutely terrified of castles, and authority. She looked up to the princesses as a filly, but they still intimidated her. If it wasn't for being an element bearer and her friends, she'd probably be terrified of the princesses. It might have helped to go to one of Celestia's Chuckle-lot banquets as a kid, but clowns scared her. She's come to find that there are no clowns, but as a filly her naivety led her to lots of incorrect assumptions.

With a mindset like she had, it's no wonder she was so intimidated about everything. Nowadays she's much less scared of the world, but there are still some uncertainties in life that never leave you. Such as castles, a symbol of authority. Recently she's much less concerned about authority, but castles are just so ominous. The incident with Pinkie and the piano didn't help to lessen her concerns. But you also have to take in how structurally sound a giant building is, with all the weight above you. And how the walls could collapse. Fluttershy tries not to think about these things as she continues on, she attempts to put a "nothings wrong" smile on her face.

Her nervousness leaks through and Fluttershy sighs in defeat, she just can't not act nervous. It's such a deeply ingrained personality trait that she's kept since she was a filly, it makes her scared of what she is when she's not nervous. Besides, she has good reason to be nervous other than the structural stability of the castle. She also has to worry about the impression she might make on the two new aliens she heard about. As a caretaker for various types of animals and her knowledge in all kinds of exotic animals, like he breezies, she has to get to know these animals as well as she can. She might be the link to piecing together some sort of idea about any anatomy or behavioral traits the ponies might need to know about.

Fluttershy doesn't even know about the human approaching her until it's too late and she finds herself face to face with one of the new humans.

"Oh, my bad. I almost ran into you." Fluttershy apologizes.

"Well hey there cutie, isn't it fortunate that we should meet," Fluttershy blushes at the compliment, finally taking in her seductive stare. Fluttershy knows that look well, she's seen a certain pegasus mare around town giving that look to ponies more than once. Instantly growing uncomfortable with the situation, Fluttershy tries to ignore the stare for now.

"M-my names Fluttershy, what's yours?" Fluttershy tries.

"No need to be shy baby, the names Luka. But you can call me whatever you feel like, sugar," Luka scoots closer from her seating in front of Fluttershy and Fluttershy leans away slightly.

"Well, Luka, might I ask how much you know about me?" Fluttershy asks nervously.

"Oh, quite a bit, honey. I recall one moment in particular, at the gala. I recall that you wanted to dominate some rare and exotic animals from Celestia's private garden. I'm not from Celestia's garden, but I think I'm rare and exotic enough for you to dominate me. Hoo-ah," Fluttershy blushes fiercely at Lukas insinuation and she takes a step or two back. "Oh baby, you're such a tease," she smiles seductively.

"I-I'm sorry, b-but I d-don't like you like that..." Fluttershy stutters in a feeble attempt to defuse the situation.

"Forbidden fruits are just that much more enticing. Take a chance and let me show you what you're missing," Luka counters. Seeing no way to talk her way out of her situation, Fluttershy zips away from Luka. "I love it when they play hard to get, you'll be mine yet. My darling Butterfly!" Fluttershy shivers at the nickname Luka calls after her. Fluttershy flies away with one task in mind, escape the human.

~

Rarity walks down the hall toward the library, to talk to Twilight. She very much wants to meet the two new humans, but she wants to discuss what is to be done about them with Twilight first. Also ask if the princess has come by to discuss it with her yet. Rarity enters the library and immediately stops to gape at the structure in the middle of the room. It's a book fort to challenge all book forts, and it looks like one of the new humans is still working on it. The human looks over to her for a second before going back to building the fort.

Rarity snaps out of her stupor and looks around for Twilight, surely she wouldn't allow this to be happening to her precious books? True to her schedule, Twilight is in the library, but she doesn't appear to even be attempting to stop this. Rarity walks over to Twilight, keeping an eye on the fort.

"Twilight, are you aware of the fort made out of your books directly behind you?" Rarity asks casually. Twilight sighs and looks away from her book and at Rarity, then she looks at the fort.

"Hello Rarity, and yes. I am aware. Celestia, she's actually managing to make it bigger." Twilight groans and turns away from the fort.

"And you're okay with this?" Rarity asks in surprise.

"No, I am not. But I don't have a choice, any attempts to stop her are futile. And she's not really hurting anything other than my organization, so I just have to figure out what's wrong..." Twilight trails off in thought.

"Wrong? Other than the fact she's using your books against your will," Rarity inquires.

"She wasn't like this before, she's acting strangely. I'm not entirely sure, but I think her eyes were a different color too..." Twilight says, drifting off again in thought.

"What was she like before, compared to now?" Rarity asks curiously.

"Well, now she's very... greedy. She's been claiming everything as hers, I only barely managed to keep some books out of her grasp. Before, she wasn't like that. Applejack told me of how thoughtful and selfless she was. How she was willing to be destroyed if she turned out to be some threat for whatever reason. How she seemed to think for the good of the masses than for the good of herself. Not so much now, a personality change like that concerns me. I'm looking up what could have caused a personality change like that," Rarity nods in understanding, taking a glance at the human building the fort, just then the library door bursts open.

"Twilight, you better have an answer to this!" An unknown voice calls out, Rarity looks over to find... another of the same human? This human seems to be dragging a third of the same human on the floor, the third human seems to be sleeping through the whole ordeal. Rarity looks over to find Twilight's mouth hanging open in shock at the sight before them. The second human has bright red eyes, Rarity compares them to the first humans gold eyes and determines something is very off. For one, she was only informed of two new humans, and the second supposedly had purple hair. And was a male, most definitely not another similar looking human.

"Who are you?!" Twilight asks in shock, the human rolls her eyes and drags the third body across the floor over to the two ponies.

"I'm Luka, and so is this, and so is she. We are all Luka. And currently, we're not one. Now I would appreciate it, if you fix this!" The second human points to the two other humans as she yells at Twilight.

"What happened? Why are there three of you?" Twilight asks.

"I don't know, and here aren't three. There are seven. Seven, Twilight! I can't even stand one of me!" Luka fumes, Twilight mulls this over. Just then the door bursts open and a frantic pegasus hides behind Twilight.

"Hide me," she whispers fiercely, eyeing the door in terror.

"Hide you? From what?" Twilight asks, just then a fourth Luka comes in.

"Oh honeybun, there's no need to be scared. I'll make sure you have the time of your life! Oh, hi Twilight, Rarity. Do you two gals want to join in on the fun?" Twilight looks at her in confusion, but the second Luka steps up.

"I swear to Celestia Lust, if you touch any of them I will rip you to shreds." Luka threatens.

"Already falling into ponyisms are we?" Lust teases.

"I can't do this Twilight! Fix this before I kill her!" The second Luka yells while stomping away from the fourth, newly dubbed 'Lust'.

"Wait, you said 'Lust'? As in, one of the seven deadly sins? You said there were seven of you..." Twilight gets that look of clarity and she rushes over to her books. Rarity, who had been watching the whole ordeal somewhat silently takes this time to go console Fluttershy. But she doesn't get a chance to say anything before the doors open again.

"Twi', why weren't you in your room. Never mind, I think there's something wrong with Luka-" Applejack stops as she sees the other four and a fifth walks in dejectedly.

"Thanks farm girl, but we pretty much already figured that out," the second Luka says. "And you, you pathetic fool. You had one job, one! Find Twilight! But instead you chose to lie around and contemplate your miserable existence! You're almost worse than sloth!" The second Luka tells the fifth Luka. The fifth Luka looks away dejectedly as tears start to well in her eyes, Applejack snaps out of her shock.

"Hey, don't talk to her like that! She's having a tough time!" Applejack defends.

"Why because she doesn't have things? I've got the same things she does, but I'm not whining about it. She's the embodiment of Envy, I owe her no pity!" The second Luka counters.

"Do you always talk to yourself that way? How do you feel when you're insulted like that?!" Applejack tries weakly.

"I do talk to myself that way, and it feels awful! But that doesn't make it any less true! The only thing I hate worse than you ponies right now, is myself! I'm such a failure!" the second Luka screams before thrusting her fist directly into the crystal wall, her fist starts to bleed. Luka looks at her hand and Twilight looks up from her books to see Lukas bloody hand. Twilight moves to help her, but Luka just growls. "Find the cure," she hisses.

Twilight hesitates for a moment before turning back to her books hurriedly, franticly searching for an answer. Applejack glares at the angry Luka and moves to comfort Envy, Rarity comforts Fluttershy while Lust makes faces at her from a distance. The angry Luka slumps into a corner as her fist continues to bleed.

"Twilight! There are too many Lukas-!" A voice calls out, Rin and Len cross around the corner with Kamui keeping pace behind them. "Oh, I guess you already know that... I guess I'll just let you guys figure it out," Rin says and the other two turn around with her. The second Luka leaps to her feet and blocks them from leaving.

"The hell do you think you're going?!" She growls, Rin steps up.

"We're going, we're not needed." Rin stands her ground.

"Like hell you're not. As soon as I'm in a mood to listen to what you have to say, I'm gonna want to hear it. Twilight should be done as soon as she realizes it's poison joke," the angry Luka says, Twilight lifts her head.

"Wait, you knew what it was this whole time?! Why didn't you tell me?!" She yells.

"You never asked!" Luka yells at her, The other three humans turn around and sit down. The angry Luka walks out of the room and out into the castle.

"Where's she going? She knows she needs to be here for the cure, right?" Twilight asks.

"Probably to do the peasants work, since she's a much lower emotion than I." A new Luka speaks up from the doorway, entering the room with a flourish. "Be amazed at the beauty and grace of the lively and lovely Luka!" The new Luka announces dramatically.

"I wish I had a title like that..." Envy says.

"Mine!" Greed grabs Applejacks hat and takes it inside her fort.

"Hey! That hats mine, and it's important to me!" Applejack yells.

"I'm so sorry for how Greed is acting Applejack. I'm sure we can settle this with a little physical exchange? What do you say about a little roll in the hay, Sugarcube?" Lust suggests, fluttering her eyes sultrily.

"W-what?!" Applejack backpedals away from Lust. Just then a new pony bursts in and rushes straight for Lust.

"I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! I don't know what's happening, but I'm sorry for what I did!" Rainbow Dash says quickly, Lust looks at her in interest.

"Well, I was awfully hurt by what you did. But I imagine you can make it up to me," Lust suggests.

"Anything! What is it?" Rainbow says in relief.

"Your a weather mare, I'm sure you know a lot of creative uses for weather vanes. Let's say you and I go find a room and you can teach me the wonders of weather," Lust suggests, but the innuendo flies over Rainbows head.

"Weather? You just wanna learn about weather? Uh, yeah... I guess I could do that," Rainbow nods to herself.

"Okay, teacher, why don't you give me a private lesson in 'weather'. Now lets find somewhere more suitable," before either can leave, Pride speaks up.

"No, this can't be! Lust can't be more popular than me! People adore me! Rainbow, take me too!" Pride shouts indignantly. Rainbow finally gets a look around the room and finds the other Lukas her eyes go wide.

"There are more of you?" She mutters, finally connecting the dots of her folly. She facehooves at her stupidity, "so then which one is the one that called me... a not so chill nickname!" Rainbow calls out.

"I reckon it was the one that just left, sugarcube." Applejack says.

"Where'd she go? I got a few things to say to her!" Rainbow wrings her hooves in an intimidating gesture.

"Aww, I thought you were gonna teach me," Lust puts on fake puppy dog eyes and rainbow remembers her promise and lowers back to the ground.

"Oh, right... I guess payback can wait," Rainbow turns back to pride. "Uh, I guess I can teach you too..." she says.

"Ooh, taking two mares? Are we getting a little adventurous? Or do you do this frequently?" Lust teases.

"This? Never been a private tutor before. I usually just do it in groups," she shrugs nonchalantly.

"Oh, so you're really experienced?" Lust asks seductively, Rainbow still doesn't notice.

"Of course! How do you think I became the head of weather in Ponyville?" Rainbow poses.

"Using your skill to your advantage. That is one way, but you've been head for a while haven't you? How long have you been interested in 'weather'," Luka asks, putting extra emphasis on weather.

"Well, I'm not really interested, it's more of a hobby. But pretty much since after I got my cutie mark," Rainbow answers, looking up in thought.

"So, would you be fine doing it with your friends?" Lust asks, gesturing to the ponies in the room.

"Well, I don't know why they'd want to, but yeah. If they asked me too," all the ponies had long since stopped talking, staring in open eyed shock at their clueless pegasus friend.

Would you do it with... Scootaloo?" Lust asks, just barely hiding a giggle.

"Yeah, I do it for Scootaloo whenever I can! She's always asking me to teach her more. Pretty soon, I'll imagine pretty soon she'll be able to do it for her friends and classmates. She might be even better than I am." Rainbow says proudly. Lust starts giggling uncontrollably, until a punch knocks her out. Rainbow looks in shock at Rage, who's right fist is bleeding.

"Don't you dare trick anyone else into bad mouthing Scootaloo," Rage threatens, but lust is out cold. Rainbow snaps out of her shock and tackles rage.

"What was that for? She wasn't bad mouthing Scootaloo!" Rainbow fumes, readying her hooves.

"I'm sorry you're too clueless and your friends weren't good enough to stop her before I did, but I did you a favor Crash. Now, let me go and go fetch the damn cure for us." Rage barely manages to hold in her irritation.

"Clueless?!" Rainbow slams her hoof towards Rages face, but Rages slips a hand out and deflects it. The action throws Rainbow of balance enough for Rage to shove her down and stand up herself. Rainbow stabilizes and throws another hoof in her direction. Rage doesn't even move to block it, she takes the punch and falls to the ground. She coughs up a little blood and turns away, she drags another unconscious Luka into the room. Rage wipes blood away from her mouth and turns to Rainbow Dash.

"Get the damn, cure." She growls, Rainbow leaps one more time and Luka stays where she is. Rainbow has her on the floor, with one hoof raised. "Do it, this blow better be fatal. You'll want to cover all of your bases, make sure there's no more trouble." Rage mocks, Rainbow slams her hoof down on the floor and gets off of Rage. "That's what I thought, now go get the cure," Rage commands.

"What cure?!" Rainbow yells, Rage ignores her.

"Good going, out of the thirteen of you, none of you thought to fill her in?" Rage scoffs.

"W-well, we... wait, thirteen? There were only..." Twilight counts it off in her head. "Twelve of us," Twilight says with finality.

"No, there were definitely thirteen." Pinkie affirms.

"Pinkie?! When did you get here?" Twilight asks in shock.

"I've been here this whole time! Also, I'm disappointed in you Dashie. For being such a great prankster, you never even noticed when Lust was pranking you!" Pinkie giggles.

"Wait, lust...?" Rainbow looks around them and then finally on the one she was talking to before. "Pranked? But we were just talking about teaching wheather..." Rainbow says in confusion.

"Actually, she was talking about..." Pinkie moves over to Rainbow Dash's ear and whispers into it, her eyes go wide. She seems to be thinking back on her wording and she groans, and facehooves.

"I have Cloudkicker as a friend... how could I miss that!" Rainbow asks out loud, everyone is looking at her in sympathy. Except Rage, Rage is looking over her injuries.

"Look, I'm sorry about, those..." Rainbow says to Rage, rage turns to her.

"Sorry doesn't help anybody. Shut up, and get the cure," Rage turns back away and Rainbow scowls.

"Right, what do we need for the cure?" Rainbow asks, trying to ignore Rage.

"It's just poison joke," Twilight says.

"Really? All this for a joke? Whatever, I'll be back." Rainbow flies off with her task, to get the cure.

~

Rage tosses sloth into the tub, and envy catches her. Lust, who finally woke up, is showing off her body. Envy looks enviously at Lusts body, wishing she was that beautiful. Pride is competing with Lust for looks, and claims to be winning. Greed is thrown into the pool next, and gluttony catches her. She had to be knocked out in order to be separated from her horde. Rage looks at all of them and does a last second roll call. Finding no mistakes, Rage jumps in, a small smile planting itself on her lips.

~

I emerge from the water and look around, no one else pops up. I try and listen for anything trying to make me feel envious, prideful, gluttonous, greedy, lustful, enraged, or slothish. No such feelings rise. I smile as I climb out of the tub and dry myself off. I'm thankful for the extra pairs of clothes at the very least. I'd hate to have to wear the same set each day, they'd get really dirty.

I walk out of the room sheepishly and down to the library, I have some apologies to make. I open the door and the library goes quiet, I look away from everyone and rub my arm. The silence continues until I break it.

"I'm sorry everyone. I'm sorry Fluttershy, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash for Lusts advances. I'm sorry Twilight and Applejack for Greed. I'm sorry for everything, especially for the way Rage treated you." I finish.

"Aww, Sugarcube. We forgive you. Besides, it wasn't really you." Applejack assures me.

"But it was. They were just embodiments of my base bad feelings. I am responsible for how I feel," I tell her.

"If they are embodiments of your feelings, why was Rage the only coherent one? She was the only one that seemed to care about the predicament," Twilight asks.

"Probably because out of the seven, she's the strongest..." I shuffle my feet quietly.

"Was what she said true? You hate us?" Applejack asks.

"No! No, no, no. You're all very dear to me. At the time, almost everything she felt was rage, towards anything. She hated you, but it was very small." I assure them.

"Small, in comparison?" Twilight asks in shock. I nod tentatively and look away. Instead of a lecture, I receive a hug from the librarian. As surprising as it is, I accept the hug.

"In comparison to what?" Applejack asks.

"Self loathing. Rage is the embodiment of the person I fear I might be, and she hated herself. That's why she never hated the pain, she believed she deserved it." I explain tentatively. The others all gasp in shock, and this all becomes a group hug. "It's ok guys, thats not me... I hope." The group hug breaks up and I sit on the couch next to Applejack.

"So, now It's time for proper introductions. My names Luka, formerly known as Starlet." I pause at this and frown, that's not what I meant to say. I meant to say my real name. "no, my name wasn't Starlet... it was... Skylar! Yes, Skylar! But please, call me Luka." I sigh as I recall my name, why was it so hard.

"Wait... Skylar, Starlet... DerpyStarlet?" Rin asks in shock.

"Do I know you?" I ask, not many people would recognize me on FIMfiction.

"Pixel Berry! Leandra! The one you worked with for that collab thing of yours!" She cheers, "now I know what he meant by me knowing some of you guys. Maybe I'll know more..." she muses.

"Wait, New York girl? I do remember you! And, sorry about the collab, I overestimated myself and underestimated its length. But still, glad to know that I know someone." I say. "And who might you two be?" I ask.

"This is my brister, Nyssa." Rin points to Len and I nod, we turn to Kamui.

"I was called Sheogorath!" Kamui cackles crazily. "But you can call me Kamui," he shrugs.

"Right, the madgod." I roll my eyes at his chosen name, but I just brush it off.

"Very nice to meet you all, my name is Princess Celestia," I look over the couch and roll my eyes at her antics, everypony bows. Rin's eyes go wide and Len jumps up and kneels. Kamui is laughing and rolling on the floor. I stand up quickly and give a simple curtsy.

"Princess," I nod and sit back down, Celestia pulls a chair over to in front of us.

"I found some time to come by, finally. So, why don't we discuss this matter. If everypony would please leave, except you Twilight." Everypony nods and leaves, Twilight pulls her chair closer to us. I sit back and prepare to let everyone else talk, hey all know what they need to know about the story. If I find something I know to be absolutely necessary, which I doubt, I'll say it. So I let the other three tell the story.